JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kilaza aliamua kutokwenda shule lakini ili kuepuka na adhabu kali ikabidi atumie ujanja.
Kilaza aliamua kupiga simu kwa mwalimu mkuu na kujifanya yeye ni Baba Kilaza hivyo alikuwa anamwombea...
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Hivi tunawezaje kuishi kwa matumizi yafuatayo kila mwezi? Fikiri, matumizi nyumbani: chakula, umeme, gesi, maji, soda/juisi za wageni.
Ada za watoto zinazolingana na za chuo kikuu. Matibabu...
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Kuna mmoja kanikosakosa eti NMB bank ya kwetu (nakoganga) imeungua..
Mi nimemkosa "mjinga wa leo",nilimwambia awashe TV aangalie kwani Rais Obama kafariki,akastuka! Akacheka sana..
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Watoto wa zamani wakikojoa kitandani, walikuwa wanazungushwa mitaani na kuimbiwa hii nyimbo.....
Hii nyimbo ina maana gani???
Watoto wa siku hizi kwa nini hawafanyiwi hii kitu??
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Inadaiwa ni mbinu mpya ya chama chetu ya kuvuruga uchaguzi baada ya kuona hali ni ngumu upande wetu .
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I miss u, where r thou baby...it has been long since i heard frm u,I miss so many things that are part of u. Your warm re-assumning smile, pretty talk and amazing stature. Michango serious na...
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Huu ndo mfano wa public toilet inayotarajiwa kutumika soon!...sijui itaanzia wapi!...nomaaa!
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Habari mabwana wakubwa na wadogo,naamini wote wazima wa afya, mimi mzima huku nilipo hofu kwenu mulio mbali nami.
Lengo la barua/ujumbe huu ni kutaka kuwafahamisha kuhusu "infinite ban"!!
Sijui...
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Wakuu wa JF,
Hizi luku za KADI nazi angliya zipo kwnye shortage...
Where can we find ?
Nimejaribu BP ya UPANGA, Na pale karibu na posta kwenye petroli...lakini hawana :(
plz help !
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1.Chukua namba ya kiatu chako....mfano yangu ni 41.
2.Izidishe mara 5
3.jumlisha 50.
4.zidisha mara 20
5.jumlisha 1012
6.halafu toa mwaka ulipozaliwa
Jibu utakayopata namba za mwanzo ni...
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Leo nilipokuwa kanisani nilimwona mtu akivita sigara kanisani lo! nilishtuka nusu nimwage bia yangu.
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Habari za mchana. Tukipokua wadogo hatukuruhusiwa kutumia mafuta ya taa. Siku moja kaka yangu aliwasha moto na mafuta ya taa bahati mbaya yakamwagika. Mama alipouliza nani ametumia mafuta...
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Wanafunzi watano wa chuo kikuu
kimoja hapa nchini walikuwa
wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku
inayofuata. Wale wanafunzi
walikunywa pombe mpaka saakumi za
usiku,asubuhi ya siku ya mtihani kila...
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KISSING each day will keep the DENTIST away...KISSING encourages saliva to wash foods from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay...preventing plaque build-up...
haya kazi...
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enzi hizo kulikuwa na matukio ya kutisha katika mikoa mbalimbali ya nchi yetu mfano Unyonyaji damu ambapo ilifika kipindi mtu huwezi kutembea peke yako usiku, vilevile Uchunaji ngozi za binadamu...
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Nasikia kuna club inaitwa much more kuna party ya Jack Daniel.
mtaa wa mkwepu.
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Ntawezaje kupata kazi yenye
kudumisha utu wangu,
kuwatunza wazazi wangu, na
kuwasaidia ndg zangu wakati
sikubahati hata kumaliza elimu
yangu ya sekondari? Sina kazi
natafuta kazi help me plz...
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Kweli mmeshindikana..................!!! mi nimeamua kuwacheki tu....!!! lakini mjue bado naendeleza kampeni zangu za kuin'goa hii kitu. Kuna watu humu ndio alaaah!!!.
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2pe kicheko cha kauzu zaidi ya daga(KD) mtaani..
naanza
.KD: halo muhudumu naomba pilau tafadhali
MUHUDUMU:ya sh ngap?
.KD: kuna ya sh ngap na sh ngap?
.MUHUDUMU: ya 3000 una nyama ya...
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Hbr za mwisho wa wiki wanjf wenzangu, poleni na majukumu ya hapa na pale mi nishapoa sasa naelekea kitalani nikapumzike... NI HIVI NAPENDA KUWASHUKURU WANA JF WOTE WALIOSHIRIKI PA1 NAMI JANA KWA...
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