Most men like women. But, most men like beer too !
So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !
Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai...
Shehe mmoja aliletewa zawadi ya pensi kutoka Oman. Alipendelea sana kuivaa na kanzu wakati wa swala. Ilitokea siku moja Shehe alichelewa swala ya ijumaa na ilimbidi avae kanzu haraka haraka na...
Mpemba mmoja alijikuta akidindisha siku nzima, akashindwa kuelewa ana tatizo gani. Jioni alipokua anabadili nguo akajikuta alivaa chupi kwa kugeuza, nyuma mbele, na mbele nyuma! Lol, Mambo ya...
Baba yako anakuja nyumbani anawaita watoto wake wote anawaambia mnamfahamu yule fulani wa pale nanilii! Eeeh yule mrefu mweusi hivi eeeeeeenh huyo. YULE NDO KAKA YENU MKUBWA! Kwa hiyo soon atakuja...
The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and
catches him putting on a condom.
He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father
stutters "I'm going to kill a mouse, son."
The kid says...
An Idaho farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't,"...
Utamlinda
Utamfanyia kweli
Utampa salamu zake
Utamlalamikia
Utakimbia
Je kwanini rais analindwa kana kwamba ni mharifu?
Wanangu huenda uzee,
Msifanyie masihara swali langu
Maana najiandaa kuwa rais
Pole na majukumu ndugu mwanaJF, natumaini ulitimiza wajibu wako wa kujenga taifa ipasavyo. Nimekumbuka enzi hizo ktk kupita vidato mbalimbali mpaka chuo kulikua na mitindo flanflan ya kupiga msuli...
Sharobaro alikua ameketi back seat kny daladala na sista duu akamtamani na kuanza kumtongoza.. Sista duu akawa kimya bila kujib kitu.. Sharobaro akawa king'ang'anizi na kuendelea kumwaga "sera"...
Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
Gafla anashtuka...
foleni kubwa kwenye daladala,jamaa kaona ni heri amtumie msg bosi wake kumtaarifu kuwa atachelewa..ile kumaliza kuandika tu kibaka kakwapua simu..jamaa kaishia kupiga kelele tu BONYEZA SEND...
A boy donated blood to his girl friend,
when they broke up the boy wanted his blood back,
the girl threw a bloody pad at him and say i will pay u
in monthly installment!!!
Imekuwa shida sana kujua watu wanafanya kazi gani mjini.Leo nimewaletea jinsi ya kujua jeri yao.Usitishwe na tai na safari zao zao za posta.Lakini kinachowaweka mjini ni hiki.Fuata maelekezo ya...
Kuna mkuu kanikumbusha kuhusu ndoto.. Kuna hii ndoto huwa wengi tumeipitia kama tulivyopitia darasa la kwanza NDOTO HII NI... UNAOTA UPO CHOONI UNAKOJOA KWA RAHA MUSTAREHE KUMBE UPO KITANDANI...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "
"What a...
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying...