A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and...
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100%...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for...
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the...
nakumbuka baadhi ambazo ni
1.lala mtoto mama aje akuletee mandazi!
2.ukuti ukuti wa mnazi
3.kioo kioo alikivunja nan?
4.ulingoo bayoyo ulingoo bayoyo!
unaweza kuendelea ntarudi kumalizia
Wanajf mie huwa nashindwa majina ya mitaa hii ya bongo yana maana gani? Ulaya utakuta jina lina la mtaa lina maana kubwa sana ila huku kwetu baadhi sijui kabisa.
Mfano.
1. Kwanyamafi- upo musoma...
Jambaz mmoja aliwakamata mume na mke ili awauwe,kwanza likawaambia kabla cjauwa huwa napenda kujua jina la m2 nnaemuua.....akamshka mwnmke na kumuwekea kisu shingoni akamuuliza unaitwa nan? Mwnmke...
Sikuyaamin macho yangu nlipomkuta kijana mdogo sana amelewa chakar asbuh kweupe ,hajitambui kabisa hana zile nguo muhimu makalio nje nje so nilistuka kidogo sababu ilikuwa ni mtaan mixer mtaan...
Mama mmoja alikuwa akihisi mumewe anatembea na hausigeli wao. Wikiendi moja bila mumewe kuwepo nyumbani wala kujua, huyo dada akamwambia mfanyakazi aende kwao siku mbili mapumziko. Usiku yule mama...
Zikiwa zimebaki dakika chache kabla ya mgomo wa madaktari kuanza nchi nzima rais wetu ametoa nafasi kwa wagonjwa mahututi kupelekwa india ili kuepuka zakhama itakayowakuta wakati wa mgomo' huu ni...
...kwenye nyumba za ibada ukitaka kuchambua wanaume waliovaa suruali nyeusi, idadi itakua juu...
ofisini...vivyo hivyo...
mtaani kitu kilekile...
kuna kitu chochote nyuma ya hili jambo?
Neno..kupiga/kuwapiga/kumpiga bao
A. kuwapiga bao = kuwafunga au kuwazidi ujanja
B. kupiga bao = kufunga kwenye mechi ya mpira
C. kumpiga bao = kumpiga mtu kofi
NENO moja ...maana kibao!!!
Tunamwitaji atakayeoteshwa kuhusu dawa ya kumaliza matakataka mijini. Na mwingine aoteshwe dawa ya kuwaondoa wapiga debe mijini. Mwingine aoteshwe dawa ya kuwaondoa wafanyabiashara...
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