PM inbox yangu imedoda kweli..fanyeni mambo basi kura inaweza mdondokea mmoja wenu ..
...........read my signature........
nitampigisha haya mapigo kwanza ...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill...
Mume wangu leo uichomeke vizuri iingie hasa!Maana jana nimetanua miguu tu ikatoka!
Mume:mbona nilichomeka vizuri!!!
Mke:Basi itakuwa kitanda kikubwa kuliko hiyo neti.:A S 2152:
Ilikuwa mchana kama saa nane hivi. Niliingia kwenye banda langu la kuku wa kienyeji kukagua hali zao. Nikagundua kuku wengi walikuwa wanashambuliwa na funza kwenye mzunguko wa macho yao. Dawa...
Hi JF. Kwa nini inam"pain" boy anapofaham kidume ane"mtafuna" dada yake (sio mchumba/mume) lakini gals wapo confortable na wasichana wanaotafunwa na kaka zao..
Baba na mama,ni matumaini yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe wangu huu kwenye karatasi niliyoiweka juu ya meza,naomba msishtuke mana ni mambo ya kawaida kwenye maisha tunayoishi,najua mtaumia kwa vile...
Akiwa amekaribia kushuka sista duu, akamsisitiza konda kwa sauti ya kubana:
Sista du- Konda simamisha.
Konda- Unasema?
Sita du- Simamisha hapo mbele.
Konda- Aaah, ntasimamishaje hapa mbele za...
Now as i sit up on my bed
An image of you is in my head
You give me a reason to live
Without you the happiness i will never achieve
The way you kiss,your touch is soft and devine
I want you...
Kijana mmoja alitaka kuoa akamwambia baba yake kaniposee msichana fulani,baba yake akamwambia tafuta mwingine kwani yule ni dada yako ila mama yako hajui...akatafuta tena wasichana wawili na baba...
Katika medani mbalimbali za siasa,biashara na mambo mengine,yapo majina ya kila aina ambayo hulenga kuwakilisha aina fulani ya watu,jumuia au jambo lililokusudiwa,majina haya mara nyingi...
Katika Maisha yetu ya kila siku kuna wanawake na wanaume ambao wana interact kwa namna tofauti katika nyanja mbali mbali za maisha. Swali; Ni kundi gani linategemea kundi lenzie kiasi kwamba bila...
Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza dhakari yake ikawa inasimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema " tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una...
If he smiles
Ismail!
If he has only one hair
Iqbal!
If he has one hair on the ear
Iqbal Khan!
If he has one hair on the bum
Ass If Iqbal!
If he shakes his dads ding dong
Sheik-abbu-da-...
Taifa letu linatengeneza kizazi kilevi... kwani kila kukicha taifa letu linaingia UBIA na makumpuni mengi kutoka nje ya nchi... mbona sijawi kusikia nchi yetu imeingia USODA na kampuni lolote...
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