Jamaa alienda Saudi Arabia,kataka kuvuta sigara lkn hakuwa na kiberiti.pembeni yake kukawa na muarabu
anacho sasa hajui amuombeje.basi lilimtoka tu 'Give me Jahannam'
Ndugu wana JF,
Ungkuwa wewe umepokea invitation ya namna hii ungeielewa vipi?
Dulce Cafe has recently opened their first store overseas in Dar es Salaam and we would love our South Africans...
Serikali inaandaa mkakati wa chini kwa chini wa kuzimisha kabisa mgomo wowote wa watumishi wa umma na kwa kuanzia itakuwa kwa huu unaoendelea wa madaktari, taarifa za kiinteligensia zimetonya...
Leo ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa,
Ninakuombea kila la heri katika
siku hii njema. Mungu akujalie
uifurahie siku hii na nyingi zijazo
kwa AFYA FURAHA TELE.
HAPPY BIRTH DAY MATY
Bosi wako akikufumania umelala muda wa kazi,akianza kung'aka,you don't need to panic,fanya kama ifuatavyo>Inua kichwa taratibu>sema KATIKA JINA LA YESU NINAOMBA NA KUSHUKURU,AMEN>fungua macho...
Mwlimu alimuita mwanafuzi akamuuliza "pesa na akili unachagua nni?"mwanafunzi akajibu*"pesa" Mwlimu akacheka sana "ha! ha! ha! kama ni mimi ningechagua kuwa na akili!"mwanafunzi naye akajibu...
We are cute daughters
We are sweet sisters
We are lovely lovers
We are darling wives
We are adorable mothers
We are source of strength
We are WOMEN
THE WAORLD WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTAL...
kwa wanawake...before you go to bed at night try one of these simple,at-home beauty tips.
..u will wake up feeling PAMPERED,refreshed and,yes...even prettier!
1.moisturize...everywhere, your...
Usishangae hizi ndizo nursery za siku hizi:
A for ATM
B for BLACKBERRY
C for CPU
D for DVD
E for EXTERNAL
F for FACEBOOK
G for GOOGLE
H for HAMMER
I for I-PHONE
J for JAVA
.
.
R...
Kids are always special, arent they? They love to have presents and gifts. You would also love to offer a gift for your child and put a smile on his face, wouldnt you? Get some creative Gift...
Jamaa alitembelea viwanja vya machangu doa,baada ya kusimamisha gari wakaja wasichana wengi wakimgombania,ila yeye alivutiwa na mmoja,na mazungumzo yakawa ivi.
Jamaa;...Sasaa,niambie bei zako...
Wamakonde ni noma, katika kuwafukuza wamakonde ambao walikuwa wamezagaa town bila kazi serikali iliamua kutumia mbinu ya kuwauliza maswali ili kuwabaini coz walikuwa wamejichanganya na raia...
Mama Mjamzito anatarajia kujifungua
Mapacha watatu, mapacha
wanadiscuss 2mboni..
1: Mi ntakuwa Fundi umeme, kuna giza
sana huku
2: Mi ntakuwa Fundi bomba kuna unyevu sana huku
3: Mi ntakuwa...
UKIMWI na mzunguko wake:
Kijana wa Kitanzania aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake.
Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI!
Mama: Mwanangu...
There were these 3 guys at the lake, a German, an
Englishman and a kenyan.
The German took out his dick, put it in the water,
waited a while and told the others:
"I can feel the water it's a...
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