Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...
kwa mfano washkji zangu cku hizi akiwa na mdada atakuambia...niko na "MFUGO"
au utasikia mwanangu kuna MIFUGO imepita hapa...
hebu nambieni nyote wabatizaji na wabatizwaji,nn chanzo cha majina...
Hii nimekutana nayo mtaani kwetu jana jioni wakati narudi toka kibaruani. Jamaa alikuwa anawasimulia wenzake namna paka alivyomtamu na namna anavyoandaliwa...............
"yaani yule unachemsha...
Watanzania ni wamoja lakini ni rahisi kumgundua kila mtu na kabila lake kwa kuzingatia lafudhi na matamshi ktk lugha yetu ya kiswahili:
Wahaya-mara nyingi utasikia wakichanganya kiswahili na...
Mkuu,
Kuna maiti ya mzee aliyookotwa kijijini kwetu ikiwa na majeraha ya kukatwa katwa. Ni kijiji kidogo cha watu kama 400 kwa hiyo watu wanajuana wote.
Walipelekwa polisi wapelelezi...
Mmeoana na unapendana na mpenz wako,ila mtu anawasumbua sana kwenye penz lenu ingawa mna msimamo,siku moja ukaenda kuwinda porini,ukamwona swala na ukaamua kumpiga risasi,swala akakwepa,kumbe...
A man visits a local pharmacy with his 6-year old son Bryan, a very inquisitive boy. As they were paying for their purchases at the counter, the boy saw some packs of condoms and asked, Daddy...
Afellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it...
Mlevi anarudi na rafiki yake mgeni nyumbani kwake na kuanza kumuelekeza hii ni nyumba yangu na lile ni gari langu, wakaingia ndani wanalikuta njemba limelala na mke wa mlevi bila wasiwasi...
Swali liliulizwa kati ya muhindi, mwafrika na mzungu
SWALI: Kitu gani kinakwenda speed?
MWAFRIKA: Treni
MZUNGU: Jet
MUHINDI: Ati treni,ati jet HARO(UHARO) ipo speed kabla sika switch ya taa haro...
:embarassed2:
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed...
Ili kuepusha varangati na mkewe jamaa aliamua kumsave hawara yake 'battery low' kwenye simu.Siku moja jamaa baada ya kutoka kuoga akamkuta mkewe anaangaika kuiweka simu yake kwenye chaji ikambidi...
Mchungaji mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani mara akamuona mama mmoja akilia kwa uchungu sana.Mchungaji akajua yule mama amechomwa na mahubiri yake,akazidi kuongeza dozi ya neno.Baada ya mahubiri...
**** jameni, ****! Acha
liitwe
****, toto likifeli class
hapigwi
kichwani, bakora zote
takoni!
Hata ukiumwa na kichwa
sindano
wadungwa kwenye ****!
Ukichoka kulala wakalia
****!
Ukipata...
A duck walks into a bar and
asks, "Got any grapes?" The
bartender, confused, tells the
duck that no, his bar doesn't
serve grapes. The duck thanks
him and leaves. The next day, the duck...
Kwa muda wa mwaka mmoja tangu nihamie hapa JF nimekuwa nikiona new members wakiingia jamvini na ID zinazoambatana na matukio ya kipindi hicho anachoji-register.
Mfano:
Janjaweed,
Rais wa migomo...