JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mpendwa my fellow Jf membar, awali ya yote nakuomba unipe macho na maskio na uvumilivu wako uisome hii story.
Kwa kuyahifadhi majina halisi ya wahusika, nitatumia majina ya kubandika.
Mzee...
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Jamani Mtwara kuna mambo. Jamaa mmoja katika ngoma za usiku walikubaliana na mpenzi wake wakutane kichakani kwa maongezi ya faragha. Jamaa akaenda kule kichakani akaona kivuli cha mtu kama kakaa...
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Kuna watu mtaani huwa sometime wanakera sana, mkianza kubishana au kubishana kidogo ataanza ooh we mtoto wa mama nini!!, au we toto la mama!!. Sasa anaposema hivi anamaanisha nini, kila mtu si...
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mara nyingi tunakutana na vifupisho humu jf, baadhi yake virefu vyake ni hivi:
LOL:Laughing out loud
KISS: Keep it simple,stupid!
IOW: In other words
BTW: By the way
BRB: Be right back
AFK: Away...
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Ladies and Gents!!
After a stressful week furahi day is finally here.... Jf online party inaanza strictly from saa mbili, venue: Chit chat... hivyo njoo ukiwa umependeza, bring a date if u can...
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Here is the solution to lengthen the life of your mobile battery.
Just switch your mobile off, and thats it you are done. Oh I forgot to mention one more advantage. You will also be able to cut...
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pedeshe mmoja akiwa na mkewe walikwenda muziki, binti mzuri alipita na kumsalimu pedeshe. Kuona hivyo mama akapata shaka, basi yakaanza mahojiano
Mama: Yule nani?
Pedeshe: Huyo ni nyumba ndogo...
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Dah heb fkria one day una wake up morning then unakuta nje hakupo
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hospitali moja ya vchaa iliamua kuwatembeza vichaa wao siku moja,sasa katika safari yao wakaamua kupanda ndege,lakini wakati ndege iko angani sana msimamizi wa vichaa hao akaenda chooni lakini...
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Katika saloon moja katikati ya mji, kinyozi wa ki Tz akiwa na mteja wake toka DRC alichafukwa na tumbo ghafla, si ndo ushuzi ukamponyoka sasa kuzuga yule kinyozi akamhoji mteja wake: Waonaje hali...
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Ni ukweli ulio wazi kabisa kuwa mgomo wa madaktari upo kisiasa zaidi,haiwezekani wawakilishi wa serikali (MAWAZIRI)wanawakataa katika lengo la kuafanya mazungumzo ya kufikia muafaka,kama si kukaa...
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Jukwaa la matani limepoa sana . Tafadhali tunakuomba urudi ofisini.
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nashauri ama kupendekeza pawepo na eneo fulani ambapo wadau mbalimbali hasa wale wenye kuhitaji kukutana na marafiki/wenza wapya, watakutana na iwe mbadala wa kiota cha mtandaoni. Sehemu yeyewe...
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In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, elderly woman and grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs Peters, do u know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know u, Mr...
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1. Kung'arisha viatu wakati
unaenda kupiga passport
size,
2. Kukaa kit cha mbele
karibu na dereva halafu
unamwambia konda
shusha,
3. Kumwamsha mgonjwa ili
umpe dawa ya usingizi,
4...
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Wadau AshaDii was a popular figure hapa jamvini...she came up with a big bung. but suddenly vuu kapotea. where's AshaDii? Please come back wherever you are...!
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Bibi kizee mmoja alikwenda benki moja maarufu sana hapa nchini ili kuweka fedha zake. Alipofika mapokezi aliuliza.
"Naomba kumwona meneja mkuu wa benki hii"
Mfanyakazi wa mapokezi...
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Hebu fuatana nami hapa kwenye aina ya hawa watu.
1. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA HAJUI KAMA HAJUI= (MWELEKEZE)
2. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA ANAJUA KUWA HAJUI= (MFAHAMISHE)
3. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA HATAKI...
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