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Kulikuwa na kes ya kubaka mahakaman ambayo mzee mmoja alifikishwa mahakaman kwakumbaka mwanae ilikuwa hv:-
Hakimu: m2humiwa je nikwel umekubal umemuinglia mwanao kwa nguvu?
M2humiwa: ndio hakimu...
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Habari za jion memba,
Katika dunia yetu mi naamini hakuna mwanadamu ambaye anaweza kupita siku au masiku bila yeye kuingia katika dibwi la mawazo.
wengine ya kawaida sana, wengine ni yako magumu...
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(age 5, Lida)
Linda Medina was the youngest girl ever to give birth. She was just 5 years, 7 months, and 21 days when her 2.7 kg (6.0 lb) son Gerardo was born. Linda got attendance of her parents...
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MAMA MKWE;
Binti samahani...., kiukweli mtoto hafanani na kijana wangu kabisa
BINTI;
Mama bila samahan, huku chini nina njia ya uzazi na siyo mashine ya photocopy
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angalieni jinsi wakenya wana mambo!!
http://bp2.blogger.com/_ivHsiLJAKhc/R-5xJ5J3CEI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OlgkQejBApU/s1600-h/Unique+design+dress.jpg
eti yaitwa fashion!!! hehehehehehe!!
someni...
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kuna jamaa mpinga-chadema utazan mpinga-kristo. jamaa huwa namsalimiaga kwa ishara ya habar yako banaa, uku namuoneshea ishara ya V ambayo tunatumiaga cc ma hadi core wa cdm. lakini leo nimsalimia...
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Swali lenyewe ni hili ( Ni nani ambaye ni mmoja hana wa pili wake)? Nawaombeni munijibu kwa ufasaha wa maneno asanteni sana.
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jamaa alimfuata msichana ambaye anajiuza(changudoa)
jamaa;am am am...
dem;airtel
jamaa;unasemaa?!
dem;vodacom
jamaa:dada mbona sikuelewi?!
dem: just Tigo
jamaa;tigoo! hapana labda huko...
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MMMMMHHHHH SOMA CHINI JAMAA ANAJISIFIA ANA VICHWA 19 DUNIAN 12 CHINI YA MIAKA 18 AKIONDOKA LEO HUYU JAMANI SI SHIDA TUPU
Wawakilishi wapinga na kutoa masharti mazito
Waziri wa Nchi, Afisi ya...
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Wana MMU habari,
Kwanza kabisa napenda kutoa laana zangu za dhati kwa yule member aliyesema MMU Ifungwe.
Pili, ningependa tujadili swala la kulia msibani,
Kuna watu wanalia kwa staha na...
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jamani eh,we kama ni aseno na yanga fanya chap chap tukutane hapa mfaranyaki tufurahi, tusherekee,tugalagale.
Ps: mi niko na mama Kayai kwa hiyo Bebii usije.
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kuanzia jana bendera zote za simba zimefichwa.mashabiki wao wote leo kimya.wakina crashwise siwaoni.kulikoni watani?mumefulia nini?matokeo ya jana mliyapokeaje?....hahahaaaa kweli simba kapakatwa.
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Haya makabila yanapenda sana ndoa maishani!
1. Wachaga
2. Mnyakyusa
3. ........
4. ........
Malizia.........mjini shule!
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Nakumbuka mbali kweli jinsi nilivyokuwa maana ilikuwa nikienda 2 kunyoa lazima kwa mbele nikate kdg"WAY..."
kiatu mzee lazima kiwe ni mokasi halafu kinakijiua fulani....
Nikivaa jeans doooo ndo...
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Nilienda dukani kwa ajili ya kununua vitu mbalimbali vya dukani na kuona mashine ya kunyolea kama zile za Bic au gillete inaitwa Al Shabab ipo dukani. Ninajiuliza swali je zinatengenezwa na kundi...
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Habari zenu.
Nina wiki ya tatu sasa kwenye huu mji wa watu, nimehamishiwa hapa kikazi mgeni na sina marafiki. Kwangu mimi marafiki wanathamani ya pekee katika maisha yangu.Nawakaribisha wote, wa...
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ingekuaje kama mungu angekua anajibu baadhi ya watu namna hii loh!
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Housewives remain at home idling around while their husbands work all day to earn there living! What is your opinion about them?
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife...
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hatimae simba apakatwa na kunyolewa sharubu! Safi sana wanajangwani.
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