Gaddafi ili kuzima tetesi za kufa kwake amejitokeza Benghazi katika kituo cha TV ya rats kuthibitisha kuwa kweli ameuawa.
Amewapongeza rats kwa kuuza uhuru wa Libya kwa wazungu na kuwatakia...
Men 're just happier people --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Everything in your face stays its original colour
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs (usafiri) look
People...
This is a good reminder .
A pretty woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her
situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another
year in...
Mama kamkuta binti akiwa juu ya mti wa mwembe.MAMA;We binti kwanini unapanda juu ya mti wakati kuna wavulana hapa chini,hujui watakuchungulia nguo yako ya ndani? BINTI;Hahahaah! nilishawasoma...
3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the
smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest
head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest
d*ck in...
huko zanzibar kulikua na senge askari magereza hahah sasa bwana akaambiwa leo zamu yako kupigisha gwaride basi kama mnavyojua na kisauti chakishoga yule askari akaanza
walahi shooooooooto...
Miguu yangu huwa haini ruhusu kuvaa soksi siku mbili. Leo nimerudia kuvaa soksi za jana sababu ya haraka.Yani hapa ofisin miguu inatema hadi najisikia aibu. Hapo nje wanauza soksi. Lakini ni za...
Mwanasiasa si mtu wa kutabirika, msimamo wake hutegemea upepo unavuma kwenda wapi. Kura yako utampa nani mwaka 2015 iwapo Dr Slaa atahamia CCM na kuwa mgombea urais wa CCM, wakati Samweli Sitta...
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WANASAYANSI nchini wako
katika hatua za mwisho
kukamilisha kinga ya ugonjwa
wa malaria baada ya utafiti
kuonyesha...
...najisikia kawaida tu, je wewe?
...jamani hii inaonesha jinsi ambavyo hii JF ilivyo muhimu, maana FB wala Twitter hazisheheni habari kama JF, naifagilia JF, maana siwezi kuamka asubuhi bila...
Walipotekwa kwenye basi na majambazi abiria wote waliamriwa kila mmoja afanye mapenzi na wakaribu yake haijalishi mna jinsia mmoja! Nyuma kwenye siti ya Shekhe na kijana
Shekhe:tujifanye...
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see...
jamani, kulikoni na hii herufi T? nahisi imerogwa na alie iroga kasha dead,.ebu check;
TANESCO,
TCU,
TFDA,
TRC,
TAKUKURU,
TBC,
na TANZANIA yenyewe.,
na sasa TIGO,.yaniiii, we achatuu,.
Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master...
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sadnews for his wife...
Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go
to town and get some necessities for the funeral...
HELLO! you may be amused by this. enjoy it.
Men Are Impossible to Please
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks youre cheating . then he sends a sms saying...
Jioni hii nimemuona baba riz akitumika kuadvertise tangazo la TRA....eti wananchi wenzangu toeni kod kwa maendeleo! Mwe! Me nimebaki na mawazo mengi, je ni ameishiwa kiasi hcho..? Hapakuwepo na...