Hii nimeikuta sehemu: Aaron Ramsey....alifunga bao dhidi ya Man United Mei 1, 2011 siku iliyofuata Osama Bin Laden akauwawa na Wamarekani...Ramsey juzi amefunga bao dhidi ya Marseille, siku...
SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE...
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who
were excessively mischievous. They were always
getting into trouble and their parents knew that if
any mischief occurred in their town, their...
A man went to his local pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered quickly to her ear,
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him...He...
Sisimizi mmoja baada ya kupotezana na wenzie kwa muda mrefu,aliamua kuwaeleze alikopotelea."Basi bwana niliingia katika shimo moja lenye unyevunyevu na fukuto la joto kali,mara ghafla nyoka...
WanaJF, ni kweli shetani ni mwanamke? Kama c mwanamke basi,shetani anapenda kuwatumia wanawake, kwenye maovu mengi... Kwa mfano nyoka (shetani) alimdanganya HAWA. Hawa naye akamdanganya Adam,akala...
Juzi nilikuwa kijijini Jaribu mpakani - Rufiji.
Sijui Simba ilikuwa inacheza natimu gani siku hiyo. Jamaa mmoja
ambaye ni maarufu kwa jina la Messi alikuwa amechukua redio
yake ndogo chooni...
Mzee mmoja akiwa ametulia nyumbani na mjukuu wake ikiwa ni mida ya darasani, mara ghafla akamuona mwalimu kwa mbali anakuja uelekeo wao...... BABU: jifiche mjukuu wangu mwalimu anakuja kukufuata...
Nilikuwa kwenye daladala, kiti cha dirishani na pembeni yangu kulikuwa na jamaa amevaa saa. Kituo cha mbele kidogo jamaa alipanda basi na kusimama kando ya jamaa aliyekaa. Kumbe jamaa ana...
niko bar hapa na mshkaji wangu,kapita kijana wale wa mitaaani kutengeneza kucha,wife wa jamaa yangu kamuita kwa shangwe wee njoo
dogo akaanza mambo yake,mara mguu wa wife wa jamaa aunyanyue aweke...
Thread yenyewe ni mambo au vitu ulivyoviona/vijua ulipokuwa mdogo na sasa vimetoweka kabisa. Hii ni kwa sababu ya kujikumbusha, na pia kuwazindua wale waliokuwa bado hawajazaliwa. Naomba mwanzo...
Hivi kung'ang'ania siti ya dirishani katika mabasi ni ushamba au ni nini? Jamaa katoa macho mpaka jasho linamtoka kisa apishwe eti yeye siti yake ni ya dirishani duh....tueleweshane tafadhali
mvuta bangi mmoja anamuulza mlev hivi eti india ipo mbali sana na zanzbar?akajbu sidhani maana tunaye mhindi kazin kila siku anakuja kwa baiskeli na anawahi
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A...
YO YO ni mwana jamvi mwenzetu wa mda mrefu sana ile kitendo cha yeye kupigwa ban mara kwa mara inafanya asiwepo hapa jamvini kwa mda mwingi..
mods sometime mpeni msamaha YO YO ban alizopata...
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