JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Nimefanya utafiti usio rasmi nikagundua kuwa Wanaume wengi wanapokaa
kwenye siti za daladala hupenda kukaa na wanawake. Hilo ni dogo la ajabu zaidi
Hufurahi hata kama amesimama lakini akawa...
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A woman was having sex with her lover in
her apartment, 20 stores high. Suddenly she
hears her husband arriving at the
apartment. So she tells the lover 'Don't move
at all, I will resolve this...
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hey guys..i need somebody who gona translate swahili's thread into english as i told before i know nothing about swahili..so who is ready?...i need more than 2people..help me please
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Pastor mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema"Fanyeni mema,ili mkaingie uzima wa milele,huko paradiso kuna mito ya maji,asali na kila starehe".Mara sauti ya mlevi akikatiza nje ikasikika...
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Jamani watu wa Arusha niko hapa kwenu ila naondoka kesho alfajiri
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Habari wana JF
.. Weekend inasemaje Dears???
Kwa jinsi tunavoendesha maisha yetu sasa hivi ni wazi kua kila mmoja
hasa ambae ana access ya kuingia hapa net ni lazima awe na simu ya
kiganjani...
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Mwenzenu naham ya kumuona msichana mmoja wa humu ndani anaitwa pretta. Huyu dada anaonekana ni mchesi na mzuri pia anafaa kuwa wife.
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Natambua wote huyu member mnamjua haswaa wale wa kwenye jukwaa la sihasa.
Alikuwa anakata mayenu baada ya uchaguzi wa lgunga.
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WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created...
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Ngoja tu nijipe promo mi mwenyewe!! Ndo hivyo tena, ilikuwa pale OCEAN ROAD HOSPITAL miaka flanist iliyopita katoto kalilia ng'aaa, ng'aaaa!! huku kikila kiupepo cha pwani kilichochanganyika na...
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Kama untaka kupata wallpaper ya "WHY ALWAYS ME"
tuma neno Baotele kwenda namba 6 1 6 1
.ni bure kabisa
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Jamaa aliyepata ajali ya bodaboda akatakiwa kukatwa mguu kwani mguu mmoja ulijeruhiwa sana.Sasa baada ya nusu kaputi jamaa anakutana na uso wa daktari ukishangaa.
JAMAA;..vipi daktari unashangaa...
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Pengine inawezekana mmoja kati ya hawa akawa serious kuliko mwingine, wengine wanadia eti Mhe. Rais yeye anapochukulia mambo"simple" kwa kuzuia kujipa presa anaangua kicheko kiasi kwamba baadhi ya...
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KAMA HUJAWAHI KUFANYA HII MOVIE USIJARIBU NAKUSIHI!!
Habarini za Jumapili ndugu zanguni
Jana nilipata wakati mgumu kidogo wakati rafiki yangu wa karibu aliponipigiia simu mida ya
saa kumi na...
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Rejeo
Topical
Malaria sugu
Mwita25
Ritz
Ami
Faizafoxy
From nowhere.... ghafla bin vuu ukabahatika kukutana "live" na mmoja kati ya waheshimiwa niliowataja hapo juu, jee utajisikiaje?
Mathalan...
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A Girl sent sms to her Lover:
If you are SLEEPING,send me your DREAMS.
If u'a CRYING, send me u'a TEARS.
If u'a LAUGHING, send me u'a LOUGH.
His Lover replied back:
"I'm in the Toilet, Do you...
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Chupa za maji zinazookotwa na kuuzwa kwa ajiri ya kutengeneza vitu mbalimbali kama vile,sahani,ndoo za plastic,vikombe na mabeseni .SASA WANATENGENEZA VIATU VYA KINADADA NA VIATU YA KUVAA KWA...
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Mmasai moja alikwenda hospitali na baada ya dokta kumpima ilibidi amdunge sindano ya makalio.wakati dokta anamdunga sindano mmasai alimfokea dokta na kumwambi "yero! Kwani wee apana kuona hio...
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Wanajf ninawasalim 'habari zenu' kwa kuwa hili ni jukwaa la watu wenye ufahamu naomba ndugu yangu aweze kusaidia kwan atakuwa anafuatilia majib, ni hivi huyu ndugu siku hizi amejiunga mtandao...
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Wagonjwa wa akili walipanga jinsi ya kutoroka hospitali. waliamua wampige mlinzi, wamnyang'anye funguo, wafungue mlango, wakimbie. walipofika mlangoni hawakukuta mlinzi na mlango ulikuwa wazi...
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