JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mtoto mdogo wa kiume kamsimulia mamaye: Mama, unafahamu kuwa dada(house girl) kumbe ni malaika? MAMA: kwa nini unasema hivyo? MTOTO: nilimwona akiwa u.c.h.i mikono ameshika ukutani akisema "mungu...
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Hakika kwa wale wapendao siti za ubalozini wakati safiripo ni raha tupu, ukubali jaribu siku uone.
Jana niliwa safarini kuna na kaka alikua amekaa siti moja na binti mrembo bila shaka katokea...
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NA KULWA MAGWA,
DODOMA
WAZIRI wa Mambo ya Nje na
Ushirikiano wa Kimataifa,
Benard Membe, amesema
watuhumiwa wa suala la
ununuzi wa rada
uliolisababishia taifa hasara
kubwa, wanafahamika...
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SERIKALI imeondoa kodi kwenye baadhi ya bidhaa za ujenzi kwa askari polisi ili kuwawezesha kujenga nyumba kwa gharama nafuu kulingana na vipato vyao.Hatua hiyo imechukuliwa
siku chache baada ya...
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Tigo sio tusi tu kwenye Kiswahili chetu kileee, ila hata kwenye teknolojia. Ndo maama uzi huu nimeshindwa kuutuma kwenye jukwaa la malalamiko, wala jukwaa la lugha wala jukwaa la teknolojia...
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Umelikuta embe dodo chini bado linatoa utomvu.Tatizo umelikuta embe hili chini ya mpapai na huu mpapai haupakani na mwembe wowote.Utachukua uamuzi gani?utalila au utaliacha?
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She is the talk of the society I live in. Among men for she is beautiful, very beautiful and I am not that handsome (Ok I am lying. You can call me dark but not handsome!), and among wives...
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa amebebwa kinguvu kupelekwa milembe baada kuonekana ni kichaa,sasa jamaa akawa anajaribu kujitetea: Jamaa: jaman naomba muelewe kuwa mimi sio kichaa kwani...
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Chungwa linauzwa sh.100 na Embe linauzwa sh.200.Nimenunua chungwa kwa sh.100.Mkononi mwangu nina chungwa lenye thamani ya sh.100,muuzaji nimemkabidhi sh.100 yangu.Nikimpa chungwa,atakuwa na sh.100...
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Hivi ikitokea umebanwa na kujamba halafu mbele ya watu wa heshima utafanyaje?
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Hello everyone !!!
I'm newbie on forum so I hope I will make more friends here,
I am webdesigner, my site's funny sms - Funny SMS Text - Messages, Love, Birthday, Lovely, SMS Jokes in Hindi &...
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Namshukuru mwenyezi mungu mjaza neema ndog ndogo na kubwa kwa kutupa mwenza wa kauutkumbusha kama kuna hbday ilikuwa saa kama ya leo mida kama hii mama mzazi alipoenda kukimbilia mwanyamala...
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Hii hutokea mara moja kwa mwaka dear...
Hivi I am hoping kua as much as it is a Monday baada ya kazi utabwaga
kazi chini na kurusha mikono juu ukibanjuka tu.... I am happy kua hapa JF we are...
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Tangu uhuru makabila haya yamepigwa chini na makabila madogo madogo! Maendeleo ya mikoa yao yako chini sana, ingawa natural resources nyingi zinatoka huko.
Kisiasa tangu akina James Mapalala...
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Cheki jamaa alivyopewa kitu...!hahahahaha
Hii hawezi kusahau maisha...
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hivi kwa mfano umefumaniwa na mke wa mtu halafu mwenye mke anakuambia chagua adhabu kati ya hizi:-1-akutembeze uchi mitaani
2-akugeuze ale tigo
utachagua ipi?
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse, he mumbles from behind...
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"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes...
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Lizzy,MJ1,Ashadii,Husniyo,Aspirin,Pdiddy,Woman of substance,AD,SL,BB,Dena ,Nyamayao,King'asti,DC na vingunge wengine wa mmu embu rusheni nyuzi mpya hapa mmu,acheni uvivu bana!!!!!.
ps: niko...
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