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The ΛCDM model is based on six parameters: physical baryon density, physical dark matter density, dark energy density, scalar spectral index, curvature fluctuation amplitude and...
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Ulimwengo uko kwenye majozi makubwa kwa kufariki kwa mmiliki na mtengenezaji wa bidhaa ya Apple ambazo wanatechnlojia kama computer,simu,ipod wanazijua sana bidhaa zake. Kwa jina ni: Steven...
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Salam Wakuu! Ni juma la pili sasa nipo mjini Mtwara kikazi namshukuru Mungu. Japo ni mara yangu ya mwanzo kuishi hapa nimebaini kuwepo kwa kasi ya mabadiliko hasa ktk fursa za kibiashara...
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Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car "Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?" Attendant: "I only speak English!" JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I...
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
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Two computer geeks were talking about a date: geek 1:yesterday i met a beautiful girl and took her home Geek 2:oh man!tell me what happenned! Geek 1:when we got to the bedroom she told me 'undress...
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Mwizi ambaye si msomi huiba vitu kama mafuta ya jenereta, vifaa vidogo vidogo vilivyo ndani ya gari kama laptop, simu. ipod n.k. Mwizi huyu ambaye si msomi akijitahidi sana kuiba kitu kikubwa...
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Nilibahatika kufika Monduli wakati wa kampeni za uchaguzi mdogo wa udiwani kata ya Engutoto. Niligundua mambo kadha wa kadha wa kadha ambayo yanafanywa na EL kwa kushirikiana na wapambe wake kama...
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Mama moja alipofariki alijikuta amefika mbinguni,malaika akamchukua na kumtembeza ili kumwonyeshea maajabu ya huko mbinguni,akamwonyeshea saa mbalimbali za mishale zikizunguka haraka haraka na...
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najua wanaume hampendi hii ki2 but ukweli ndo huo we run the world
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Ni kweli Mungu anasamehe lakini unapomueleza binadamu mwenzio ubaya huu unategemea nini................???????????? Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini...
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...kuna wimbi la vijana wa shule secondary na msingi...wanaomba sana barabarani...mara naomba mia,..nimepoteza nauli...mara naomba hela nikanunue hiki...hivi wakikutana na watu wakawapa with...
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Kuna utani kuwa waafrika wengi tukiwa tumelala usingizi, huwa tunaweka mikono yetu maeneo ya viungo vya uzazi wakati wenzetu wazungu huwa mikono inawekwa kichwani. Hii tabia ya kuweka mikono...
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Jamani,beki 3 ananitega,beki 3 anatikisa masaburi mbele yangu,beki 3 anataka anakula kungu,beki 3 anadai hawezi kulala peke yake anaogopa...mke wangu yupo Igunga kwenye semina,nifanye nn mie?
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Hoteli ndogo duniani ni "K" kwa kuwa huingia mteja mmoja tu na huacha mizigo yake mlangoni.
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Hallow tafadhali anaefahamu tabia za wanaume wandigo kutoka mtwara katika mapenzi anijuze
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
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Nguruwe=ulevi na uchafu>>>Mbwa=anapenda sana chini>>>Paka=uvivu na usharobaro>>>Punda=mjinga na anatumikishwa sana>>>Kuku=anajiona yuko huru wakati hayuko huru>>>Nyegere=ugomvi na ubishi usio na...
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Mods tunaomba mrekebishe server time naona inasoma masaa matano mbele kwa mfano mie nipo tanzania na time ya post hii ni 21:57 lakini utaona 02:57 wakati mwanzo ilikuwa inatoa exactly time
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