JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Watu sita wa familia moja wamenusurika kufa baada ya kunywa dawa inayodaiwa kuongeza ufahamu uko Pemba. Wamelazwa hospitali baada ya kuumwa na kuonekana kuwa ni sumu, imebidi watundukiwe drip. Je...
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Japo sina kawaida ya kufuatilia yasemwayo mitaani lakini hili naliona linafanana na ukweli kama si kukaribiana,hivyo nalisema hapa tuliangalie kama halilet hisia hizo na kama linaleta je ni...
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inaniboa watu wanatumia watu wengine kuelezea matatizo yao...ooh rafiki yangu ni "gasho" ...ooh rafiki yangu ana uume uliopinda...aaaargghh!!funguka tu kama ni ww...
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Daktari mmoja alikuwa mlevi mpaka ikabidi apelekwe kwenye sektarieti ya maadili na mahojiano yalikua hivi; kiongozi:kwanini unalewa kwa kiwango hicho wakati unajua madhara ya pombe...
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A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home...
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine. "Pencil", however, is...
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habari ya asubuhi! napendaa kuchukua fursa hii kuwatakieni weekend njema, leo kiukweli wekend imeanza fresh,kwani ni mwisho wa mwezi ,mvua za kijiubaridi kizuuuri(kwa wakazi wa dsm...
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Jamaa mmoja alipiga tungi akawa bwax akawa amelala akaota amekuwa mwanamke anajifungua akawa anasukuma mtoto alipo shituka ndotoni akakuta kajaza mi mav
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Plitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. Wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa katika nchi zao.
Mchina akaanza "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono...
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Haina kitu hii,usiisome imekosewa!He mbona huelewi usisome hii imekosewaaa!!mbona unaendelea kusoma!kalale bana, hapa hamna kitu!
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utakufa maskini kufuatilia maisha ya watu. Fasta fasta unaingia kuchungulia jitu zima huna haya!
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hivi wale wanaouza karanga za kupima za kwenye vikapu ambao huwa wanaweza hata kukuonjesha wakiwa wanaingia toilet kujisaidia pindi wakiwa mzigoni(barabarani) huwa wanamuachia nani bidhaa zao au...
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A man was looking at a painting
for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the
body, he was asked what he was
doing and he answered - waiting
for autumn.
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Mtoto wa kiume katoka kwny mizunguko yake kufika home akakuta kikwazo fulan pale geto akamwambia mama yake "mama unajua huu ni usenge?" mama nae akamsupport ndio mwanangu huo ni usenge!! kwn...
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Weekend inayoanzia leo imeangukia mwishoni mwa mwezi (watu wanakunja aka wanadraw) sasa jamani twendeni taratibu na wikend hii eeh..........
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Hivi kwa nini watu wanapenda wanapotembea kushikilia funguo za magari mikononi ilhali funguo za majumbani au ofisini mwao wanaziweka mfukoni au kwenye mikoba kama ni wanawake??
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Jaamani mimi nikijana wakati lakini mimi ninao uwezo wakwenda na mazingira yote nikiamua au kuwa kijana wazamani au kuwa kijana wa sasa!!Ni maamuzi yangu na kuangalia ni kwa faida gani!!
Na anza...
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ni muhimu please go through this.
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Nimeamua kwenda Arusha wiki ijayo kama sehemu ya kujipongeza kwa ushindi. Yeyote mwenye taarifa ya sehemu nzuri zaidi za kujiachia tafadhali anisaidie kunijulisha. Nitasafiri kwa lifti ya...
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've...
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