JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Watoto wawili mapacha(Tim&Tom) walienda sehemu kununua Ice Cream.Ice Cream ndogo inauzwa sh.500 na Ice Cream kubwa inauzwa sh.1000.Tim alimpa muuza Ice Cream sh.1000,muuzaji akampa Ice Cream...
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Jamani naombeni mnikaribishe Dar wana JF, kesho ndo natinga rasmi. Nitaondoka hapa mkoani majira ya saa 5 asubuhi na zile gari zinazoleta magazeti. Natumai nitatinga Dar majira ya saa 12 jioni...
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Jamaa baada ya kutoa maelezo kwa daktari kuhusu matatizo ya mkewe kutokusikia vizuri,daktari alimshauri aende nyumbani,akajaribu kumsemesha kwa umbali tofauti tofauti mpaka pale atakapomjibu ili...
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Jamani ndo nimetinga jijini sioni mwenyeji hata mmoja kila anaepita naona yuko busy. Hii gari ya magazeti imeniacha kuku mwanzo mwanzo kabla ya kuingia DAR kumbe hawaruhusiwi kuingia mjini na...
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Imagine u setting a rat trap, it catches a rat ‎​n u see the rat doing this !! =))
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JK na kibaki walipata mualiko kwenda ulaya.walipofika ugenini waliandaliwa karamu ya kukata na shoka.mezani kulikuwa na vijiko vya dhahabu na wote wawili walikuwa na mpango wa kupita na kimoja ila...
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Salaam wana JF.
Huwa nikimiss kuingia jf kwa siku nzim nakosa raha.
Je! Wewe ukimiss nin unakosa raha?
Wasalaam.
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Mmasai aliamua kwenda kutembea jijini DAR..baada ya kukaa kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja hivi alimiss sana pombe yake na hakujua mahali pa kuipata...,siku moja akaamua kwenda Bar Maeneo ya kinondoni...
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..Wadau Naombeni mnijuze hiki Kinywaji Savanna Dry kwanini kinapendwa sana na akina Dada,
Ukienda Bar/Grocery hukosi kukuta Mwanadada anakunywa hii kitu. Kuna nini ndani yake kwa Wadada
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An older couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but...
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Huwa napata raha pale ninapopanda magar ya abiria hapa dar. Gar liwe limejaza sana, tumebanana, inakuwa hivi, ubahatishe kwa mbele akae bint awe amejaaliwa nyuma. Halafu nyuma yake aiweke kwenye...
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Konda wa daladala na dereva wake walikuwa wanakula vichwa hadi wanachanyikiwa kiasi wakaapizana kuwa kama huko kwa Mungu kutakuwa na kula vichwa kama wanavyokula sasa basi itakuwa peponi. Basi...
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dingi moja lilikua linajifanya lenyewe na mambo ya maadili mazuri ni kama kidole na pete..! yani lilikua likisikia mtoto wake anademu ni balaa humo ndani..! lilikua hadi linapekua laptop ya mwanae...
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:msela::msela:Kwa wale wenzangu na mimi ambao week imekuwa bored nafikiri ukimpata kwa kukufariji sio mbaya.........
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kuna shoga mmoja aliambiwa na malaika wewe utaenda peponi shoga akasema peponi nikafanye nini mi nataka kwenda huko motoni nna udi wangu nataka nikajifukize
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Cheusi namtafuta kwa udi na uvumbi,yeyote mwenye mawasiliano naye ani-pm amapopote ulipo maa nicheki kule pm tuwasiliane plz.muhimu sana
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A French woman was so fed up with her sexless marriage that she decided to sue her husband. And she won.
The former couple, known only as Jean-Louis and Monique, had been married for 21 years...
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I keep on asking myself, time and again. Why do we Drink Beer!
Is it that we get many friends?
NO
These are just Drinking partners, And A person with seven Friends who drinks, will be Spending...
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baada ya kimya kingi sasa amerudi
alikua na kazi nyingi,ukweli mda haukuzidi
kama ujuavyo kimya kingi kina mshindo mkuu
birungi tena nimerudi, na habari nzito zilizo kuu.
katika pitapita...
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