Walianza maji tukakubali kwa ahadi,wakaji umeme tukazoea,ikawa mafuta ikawa ni kuamka alfajiri kuwai foleni.
Chonde chonde msije mkaingia kwenye bia maana hizo ndo zinatupotezea mawazo.
Tuesday Feb 24, 2009
Varsity sacks Kenyan impostor
PIUS RUGONZIBWA, 24th February 2009 @ 10:07
Management of St Johns University in Dodoma has sacked Kenyan Paul Maweu, who the...
mimi ndugu yenu, nilipotea kwa muda. Mime pata mchumba binti wa miaka 22, ni mwenyeji wa same (mpare), msomi wa shahada nani mjasiliamali (enterprenuer) pia. Tabia za watu hawa sizifamu vyema...
Jamaa mmoja mzungu alikuwa anakatiza gengeni na nyani wake, yule nyani akanyakua ndizi na kula, mwenye genge (a black man by the way) aka mind, yule mzungu akamwambia unalalamika nini na hali...
1. Akiamua kutulia ameamua
2. Hana aibu za ajabuajabu
3. Bikra yeye atataka kuonja kidogo nje, kicheche hatahisi kama kuna kipya
4. Ana uzoefu wa kutongozwa kwa style nyingi, hataona jipya...
Mzee mmoja mpenda vibinti alianza kumsumbua hausgal wake akitaka mambo ye2 yalee! Baada ya kusomeshwa bint akaelekea kwa bed, zee lkataka kutumia condom lkn hausgal alvyoona vile akamwambia "mi...
Wakati mwingine askari polisi wa usalama barabarani wanashindwa kukaa barabarani badala yake wanajificha kwenye vibanda kuvizia madereva wafanye kosa ili waombe posho. Wiki iliyopita nilikuwa...
Baada ya kumsikiliza Simon Kisena akipangua maswali huku na kule kama kipa wa Bacelona na kujiridhisha kuwa hatumii masaburi kufikiri na yuko fiti kumkichwa napendekeza jiji la dar libinafsishwe...
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
Hivi wabunge waliokubali kwenda na ndege zilizotolewa na kampuni ya uchimbaji madini ya Barick kwaajili ya uchunguzi wa shughuli za mgodi huo wametoa mfano gani kwa taifa,hiyo si rushwa?
Assume you were Mh Speaker. You have a contentious budget estimates to be debated after they have been withdrawn to avoid been blocked. You know your party was embarrassed by the withdrawal and...
Hili ni swali... kwa ninavyojua mimi shela (vazi jeupe lenye kifuniko..) ya harusi huvaliwa na mwanamke "bikira" wakati wa kufunga ndoa.. ila siku hizi hata wenye mimba za miezi tisa wanavaa na...
Kwa sisi old skool tunakumbuka IKARUS buses hapa DSM under Usafiri Dar Es Salaam.
Tukumbuke model hii ya transport ,wakati huo ndio iliyopo miji mikuu ya civilised countries.
Huwezi kuwa na...
Leo nikiwa nafatilia mechi ya Simba na AFC Leopard ya kenya ghafla aliingia aliekuwa diwani wa kata ya Elerai kwa tiketi ya CHADEMA (Bayo) kilichofata ni kurushiwa matusi kama **** wewe huna...
Mwanangu siku moja aliniuliza "Hivi JK ni Rais wa Daslam au Waziri wa mambo ya nje?" Sasa sijui aliipata wapi hiyo coz hata sisi watu wazima hatumwelewi huyu Mkuu wetu.
kuna tetesi zinasema kuwa mmoja wa wagombea uenyekiti wa bavicha John heche ana umri wa miaka 30 ilhali hata mdogo wake wa damu Chacha heche naye ana niaka 30, je ni kweli kuwa hao ndugu ni...
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