JF Chit-Chats
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Jamaa kijiweni aliona demu mmoja kali sana anakatiza mitaa..jamaa kumuangalia akaona kuwa ana mimba kama ya miez kadhaa.jamaa kamuuliza.dada hio ni mimba? Mdada kajibu ndio kwani kulikoni? Jamaa...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani
waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda
kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
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They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail...
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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your office.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We...
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A young boy askes his Dad,"What is the difference btn confident and confidential?". Dad says, "you are my son,I'm confident about that...
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Ni kituko 1947 Meli moja ilizama na jamaa kutahamaki yupo lisiwani peke yake na upanga tu. alichoamua ni kukata miti ili atengeneze chetezo/ngalawa aendelee na safari ili arudi bara. Hamadi...
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utani: Yaliyomkuta mlokole porini
Mlokole mmoja alikuwa anafukuzwa na simba porini. Alipojua kuwa hataweza kumwacha simba akamwomba Mungu ili simba yule naye aokoke. Aliamini simba mlokole...
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Siku moja mlevi alipanda daladala iendayo Gongo la Mboto kwa kujikokota na akakaa karibu na bibi kizee mmoja. Bibi kizee akamwangalia yule mlevi toka juu hadi chini na kisha kumwambia "Mwanangu...
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Wawindaji wawili na wauzaji maarufu wa ngozi za chui mkoani arusha walikubaliana kwenda porini kuwinda. Kufika kule, wakafikia kwenye kibanda chao walichokijenga maalum kwa kujihifadhi kipindi...
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Mademu wawili walikuwa wanakoga pamoja ndipo Demu#1 alipopigwa na butwaa Demu#1:He!we mbona hauna ma**zi? Demu#2:We uliona wapi njia inayopitwa kila cku ikaota nyac?
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A policeman arrests a prostitute.
Pros: I'm not selling sex.
Police: Then what are you doing?
Pros: I'm a saleswoman...
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The TRA decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the TRA office.
The TRA auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you...
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Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped...
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Boss says to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary makes a call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband...
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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father: Ok ask.
Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the...
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking...
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Kiziwi anamzini Mke wa Kipofu mbele ya Bubu,je?Bubu atamuambiaje Kipofu kuwa Mkewe katoa Uroda kwa Kiziwi,naombeni majibu yenu
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