When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. Brain said, I should be BOSS because I control the whole body response and functions. The feet said, we should be BOSS as we...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender.
"That'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.
The barman...
GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE!
1.
Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why...
No offense intended!!!
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident...
Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahat mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafik mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,ck moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafik yake kwa bahat mbaya rafik yake mzungu...
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Company Policy: Effective from January 2008
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes...
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his
grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember...
Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points tot eh pachyderms privates and says, Mommy...
Mkuu wa kikosi cha Jeshi la Wananchi (JWTZ) kabla ya kumpokea mheshimiwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano alimwambia askari wa kupiga mizinga: Askari, akiwasili mheshimiwa Rais piga mizinga 21ya...
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Calgary, Western Canada, North America 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,years ago. Red meat is...
A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor. In the exam...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous nn...
If you MUST speed on the highway,
sing these hymns loudly:
at 100 kph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 120 kph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 140 kph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"...
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