JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
*EXAM QUESTIONS*
1. Black is a colour and White is also a colour,
but Black and White television is not a Colour TV.
Discuss.
2. If soap and water makes the body clean, then what...
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1;Gereza la kunyongea watu[Isanga] lifungwe mara moja.
2;Makao makuu ya chama na serikali yahamishiwe Dar-es Salaam[maana maruhani yatakuwa na gheto kabisa pale]
3;Jengo la bunge...
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Sijawai kuona mihogo au kisamvu kikiungwa na nyanya... Tangu nizaliwe hivi sasa najonea viroja kwa huyu demu wangu mpya juzi kanilisha majani ya kunde chukuchuku yalioungwa na kitunguu na chmvi...
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Jana nilienda cinema kuangalia avengers jamani hata lile shetani lijambazi sugu halijakufa picha ikaisha,halaf watu wengine wakaanza kuyeyuka ,King of wakanda akayeyuka kidogo nilie,wengi...
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Wenzangu kale ka mchezo nakaona mtu anafungwa kwenye kiti na kamba zinakuwa ndefu halaf anarushwa toka juu kwenda chini na chini ni mbalii hivi wana moyo gani wa kuvumilia ,maana nahisi naweza...
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Mtu katupa kipisi wee unaokota unavuta
KWELI VYUMA NGANGANGAAA!
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Pesa ni sabuni ya roho. Ukishindwa kutatua matatizo yako binafsi ama ya ndugu ama familia unakuwa kama mjinga mjinga hivi. Kichwa inajawa na stress.
Unakuta mwanaume anaongea sauti ya kike.Sauti...
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The happiest day ever.. Sensational n very romantic.... Its official announcement kwamba from today miss Demiss (chamdeko) is officially known as Mrs Jr[emoji769]
Napenda kudekewa na mtoto anajua...
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Kiuhalisia Kondoa ni kubwa sana, ukiangalia manyara ina sehemu ndogo ukilinganisha na kondoa.
Kondoa ilikuwa na majimbo mawili awali, ikaja ikagawanywa kuwa majimbo matatu. Chemba, kondoa mjini...
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Mlevi wa ukweli hupitia hatua kadhaa za ulevi,
hatua ya kwanza ni
*BUSARA, katika hatua hii
pombe zinakupa BUSARA kuliko mtu yoyote
duniani, hapa unakuwa na uwezo wa kuongelea
chochote na...
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Wakuu hali ni mbya sana, mm sijawahi kwenda kununua kitu dukani iwe mchele au mafuta ya kula, sasa leo ndio kwa mara ya kwanza nikaenda kununua kwa kuwa nipo peke yangu nilichokikuta huko ni...
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Wakuu,
Kuna kishughuli naenda kufanya kesho Arusha, nitakaa huko wiki 2 kwenye Hoteli ya mteja (kula bure, kulala bure, swimming pool bure, na mshahara wa wiki 2 juuuu). Taarifa rasmi anazo...
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Nadhani wengi wenu leo hamkai mbali na blanketi la manyoya,kweli si kweli?
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Unapenda namba ipi sema ukweli, hata ukiamua kufia hapo ufie hapo hapo.
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Congo wajivunia sana Kiswahili , Kinshasa ukiwa mswahili wathaminiwa hasa, na utapata marafiki wengi tu. Uganda wakitamani lakini kinawagonga kweli weli na ukikiongea hukosi mwali.
Wenzetu...
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I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and find his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad want me to have sex with them...
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