Kuna baadhi ya kauli siku hizi sizisikii kabisa kama hizi.....
Unanijua mimi nani?
Wee kijana hujipendi....
Nenda kashitaki popote pale....
Nitakupoteza naona hunijui.......
Nauwezo wa kukufanya...
-Watu wenye magari makubwa kama VX V8 na Range Rover wanauziwa property magazine zenye taarifa za apartments na nyumba zinazouzwa.
-Watu wenye gari ndogo kama IST, Probox, Vitz, Premio, n.k...
Mimi mara yakwanza sikuamini nilipoona TV halafu unaweka kanda?nilizoea za film mkanda unazungukaaaa sasa kuona kideo ukweli nilikiona mara ya kwanza mwaka 1983 Tena aliletwa General Manager wa...
This morning was listening to a Radio here and presenters humorously suggested that our prominent musician should undergo vasectomy.
By the way Doctors is the Vasectomy safe? this is the point...
Baada ya shambulio la jana lililopelekea mtandao pendwa kuwa down kwa masaa kadhaa na ukawa haupatikani kabisa uliwamiss member gani humu?
Ulimiss topic gani humu?
Ulimiss comments za member gani...
Wale tuliosomea kijijini, hasa shule ya msingi, uliwahi kuweka punje ya kahawa au Ndorani ili kuuwa soo la Ticha?
Utundu nilianza darasa la Tatu (Kampan za wakubwa mbaya sana.
Sasa bhana tukiwa...
1. Kutema mate ulipokojoa mara baada ya kukojoa.
2. Kujaza upepo mashavuni ili usionekane ulipojificha.
3. Kushika mapu... ili msifungwe (mpirani)
4. Kuchomeka jani kwenye nywele ili mwalimu...
Jamaa kwa kuchoshwa na tabia ya mkewe iliyobadilika ghafla akaamua kumpleka kwa Padre ili amuelezee nini tatizo mambo yakawa hivi:
Padre: Mumeo analalamika umebadilika sana siku hizi nini tatizo...
Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
MUME: Ntakununulia gari
MKE...
wana Jamii forum ambao tuko nje ya nchi yetu pendwa tukutane hapa tujadili yeyote ya kwetu Tanzania pendwa / kila mtu anakaribishwa / hata ambao wako nyumbani wanaweza changia kuhusu wana diaspora...
Hakika tumeanguka sana tumeshindwa kuandamana yaan hii nchi hakuna wanaume kabisa sijui ,yajayo yanahudhunisha kabisa,kuna mikoa tulitegemea lazima kinuke kama Mwanza,Dar,Arusha,Mbeya,Musoma...
Mimi nilienda UK kusoma in 1991 nilifanya undergraduate kisha nikaendelea na MA huko huko. nimeishi kikazi nchi mbali mbali kama vile UAE, Singapore, South AfricaAustralia, Israel na bila kusahau...
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