WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFEER?
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
With his secretary.
One day they went to her place
And made love all afternoon...
The questions are:
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is...
Weekend hii nilimpitia mshikaji wangu mmoja pamoja na rafiki yake wa kike ili twende kwenye party. Nilipofika nilikuta mtafaruku fulani kuhusu nguo gani avae shemeji. Mshikaji alimng'ang'ania...
Nina mpenzi wangu nampenda sana,but one problem hataki niguse simu yake,na akipigiwa anatoka nje,what do you say my friend about that?kuna luv hapo au changa la macho?
1. Don't talk about weddings
Don't make it obvious that you are dying to be proposed to as chances are that your guy will run a mile. So, every time you pass a wedding procession pretend to be...
Source: http://mapenzibongo.blogspot.com/
Msaada kwenye tuta Mapenzibongo, Mimi nipo na mume wangu huu ni mwaka wa tatu saivi na tumebarikiwa kupata watoto wawili. Jana mume wangu amepata kadi...
Wadau hii nimeikuta kule kwenye Mlima wa Utajiri (The Hill of Wealth)
Mke Mleaji:
Mume akiwa na hitaji lolote hulitimiziwa. Mume akiwa mgonjwa ajue chicken soup hakosi.
Anakuwekea love note...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too...
Wapwaz na Mabinamu..........
Katika pita pita yangu huku na huku nikitafuta kusuuza macho-nimekutana na hii post kule harusi yangu. Nimeona niilete hapa ili tumsaidie huyu dada, maana kule...
habari wana jamii,
mimi ni binti wa miaka 21 nimekua katika mahusiano ndani ya miaka miwili ila jambo ambalo sielewi kwa huyu mwenzangu ni tabia yake.
kabla nimewahi kumfumania zaidi ya mara...
Hellow everyone how are you doing??? Isnt it a lovely monday after you got time to spend with your loved ones over the weekend??
Well kijana wetu Geoff ameoa tayari he is somebody's husband now...
I am angry, my heart is in great pain. i dont know what to do.
Can anyone tell me how to deal with this pain i feel in my chest? I just want to give up on everything. Right now i dont know whether...
Ni mwanamama mwenye watoto watatu 10,yrs 7yrs and 3years
Jana husband wake kamshushia kipigo cha mbwa mwizi na kumfukuza kwake saa saba usiku na wanae na kukimbilia kwangu kisa eti mwanamke...
A popular Senegalese proverb says that lies that build are better than truths that destroy. The great Greek philosopher Sophocles was in support of this gem.
He stated: "Truly, to tell lies is...
I have a professional woman as my wife; a Certified Public Accountant. She uses LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food. She thinks I am no good with numbers. Fine with me, for now she...
Interesting quote from the movie "Why did I get married?"
In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only get 80% of what you NEED
and you will hardly get the other 20% that you WANT...
How to Recognize A Good Woman
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A good woman is proud. She respects herself and others.
She is aware of who she is.
She neither seeks definition from the person she...
Tukiwa ndo kwanza tunahang over ya Valentine day, je ulipata zawadi gani toka kwa akupendae?
Anyway hoja kubwa niliyonayo ni kuhusu kadi au message tunazotumiana wakati wa siku za kawaida na hasa...
Wendauchi (Exhibitionism)
Maradhi yaitwayo Exhibitionism, ni maradhi ambayo mgonjwa huona raha kuonekana sehemu zake za mwili zisizotakiwa kuonekana. Hawa ndio wale tunaowaita kwa Kiswahili...