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Na jamaa kameinsist tu na hiyo "could" yake. Hata hana aibu.Hahahaha!, you have directly translated to Kiswahili, your sentence is incorrect .There's nothing like @a Kenyan could not be my friend@, its can .
Acha kulazimisha upumbavu wako hapa.
Wajiaibisha bure hahahhahahhhahahaha 😆 🤣 😹 😹 😹 🤣, SILLY MUCH.
Kiswahili chake cha kuunga unga hawezi fika humo mana anamaneno machache Sana kichwani mwake[emoji115][emoji115] means "mkenya hangeweza kuwa rafiki yangu" instead of saying "mkenya hawezi kuwa rafiki yangu" in kiswahili the first sentence is polite but the second is harsh, bwege ww jifunze lugha nzuri.
I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all.Kenyan County governments are more efficient than the central government of most nations. Let`s take an example with Tanzania and Mombasa, the Magufuli government is depending on the Morrocan Government to build Dodoma stadium while Mombasa stadium is getting built without even the help of the central government. This shows how devolution has been a game-changer in Kenya. Let`s see what is cooking in county 001.
Umemaliza kila kituI was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.
Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!
Here we go,
Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.
Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!
Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!
Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!
Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.
Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.
Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!
Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.
So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.
So stop your Nonesense!
Tharaka nithi ni desert?I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.
Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!
Here we go,
Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.
Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!
Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!
Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!
Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.
Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.
Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!
Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.
So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.
So stop your Nonesense!
Let me answer you according to your pointsI was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.
Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!
Here we go,
Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.
Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!
Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!
Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!
Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.
Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.
Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!
Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.
So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.
So stop your Nonesense!
Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]We fala tu, who doesn't know that "could" is a past tense of "can"? , I politely told you that you can never be my friend in whatever the case but now am telling you harshly that you cannot be my friend.View attachment 1512575
Km kawaida yenu wabongo ku direct translate..[emoji115][emoji115] means "mkenya hangeweza kuwa rafiki yangu" instead of saying "mkenya hawezi kuwa rafiki yangu" in kiswahili the first sentence is polite but the second is harsh, bwege ww jifunze lugha nzuri.
Ma feelings nayo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.
Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!
Here we go,
Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.
Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!
Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!
Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!
Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.
Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.
Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!
Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.
So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.
So stop your Nonesense!
Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yani ulichoandika na ulicholeta tofauti kabisa..
Nashuku sasa nynyi ni walw mnasomea zile kozi za english za miezi mitatu mitatu hko dar
Kingereza yenyewe hujui umebaki kudandia treni kwa mbele, ofcz English is just a language like other languages so don't worship it just be comfortable and speak it like u used to speak ur vernacular language, don't be a fool.Km kawaida yenu wabongo ku direct translate..
Hata siwezi kushangaa
Not english it's English fala ww.Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yani ulichoandika na ulicholeta tofauti kabisa..
Nashuku sasa nynyi ni walw mnasomea zile kozi za english za miezi mitatu mitatu hko dar
Ukijiskia comment kw misamiati yako yote ya kingereza, wala mi sishtuki bro.Kingereza yenyewe hujui umebaki kudandia treni kwa mbele, ofcz English is just a language like other languages so don't worship it just be comfortable and speak it like u used to speak ur vernacular language, don't be a fool.
Huna lolote, tuache cc wazee wa lugha nyingi tutambae ukileta kizungu tunaenda na ww ukileta kiswahili ndo nyumbani, atetwi mtu hapa labda uongee kijaluo ambacho hakina mvuto hata nyie wenyewe hampendi lugha zenu.Ukijiskia comment kw misamiati yako yote ya kingereza, wala mi sishtuki bro..
Mi bado ntaendelea na kiswahili changu JF..nairobi napiga sheng ya juu juu na
nikienda mashinani napiga kilugha mpka raha, ukiniletea muingereza naenda nae tu km kawa..
So usitumie lugha flani kisa na wewe uonekane km unajua..
Pambana na hali yako
Mbona mi nakubali tu sikatai niNot english it's English fala ww.
Bwahaha!!basi unawezane, au nynyi ni wale wazee wa ku type lkn ukikuta na mzungu unaanza kusuasua kisa mdomo mzito[emoji23][emoji23]Huna lolote, tuache cc wazee wa lugha nyingi tutambae ukileta kizungu tunaenda na ww ukileta kiswahili ndo nyumbani, atetwi mtu hapa labda uongee kijaluo ambacho hakina mvuto hata nyie wenyewe hampendi lugha zenu
Wacheni kuabudu English ni lugha tu km lugha nyingine, kukosea kupo na ni kawaida tu mfano ww hapo umekosea maneno ya kiswahili na nmekukaushia cz naona ni kawaida but mtu akikosea kuzungu mkenya atakuja km moto wa kifuu kurekebisha, yn cjui wazungu walifanya nn nyie watu.Bwahaha!!basi unawezane, au nynyi ni walw wazee wa ku type lkn ukipata na mzungu unaanza kusuasua[emoji23][emoji23]
Kingereza cha kuandika hku hta mtoto wa grade 3 anakuandalia composition tamu tu..
Kwhyo usinitishe, hunijui sikujui
Ukirekebishwa kubali tu yaishe, ligi zingine hazina mvuto..Wacheni kuabudu English ni lugha tu km lugha nyingine, kukosea kupo na ni kawaida tu mfano ww hapo umekosea maneno ya kiswahili na nmekukaushia cz naona ni kawaida but mtu akikosea kuzungu mkenya atakuja km moto wa kifuu kurekebisha, yn cjui wazungu walifanya nn nyie watu.
Sasa ni wewe uko huko na macho yako..Not Kasarani
Say Kisirani