As Tanzanian Government is waiting for Arabs to build Stadium for them, County Government of Mombasa is building this huge stadium using its own money

As Tanzanian Government is waiting for Arabs to build Stadium for them, County Government of Mombasa is building this huge stadium using its own money

Tim Choice said:
Hahahaha!, you have directly translated to Kiswahili, your sentence is incorrect .There's nothing like @a Kenyan could not be my friend@, its can .
Acha kulazimisha upumbavu wako hapa.
Wajiaibisha bure hahahhahahhhahahaha 😆 🤣 😹 😹 😹 🤣, SILLY MUCH.
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Na jamaa kameinsist tu na hiyo "could" yake. Hata hana aibu.
 
The best 007 said:
[emoji115][emoji115] means "mkenya hangeweza kuwa rafiki yangu" instead of saying "mkenya hawezi kuwa rafiki yangu" in kiswahili the first sentence is polite but the second is harsh, bwege ww jifunze lugha nzuri.
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Kiswahili chake cha kuunga unga hawezi fika humo mana anamaneno machache Sana kichwani mwake
 
Teargass said:
Kenyan County governments are more efficient than the central government of most nations. Let`s take an example with Tanzania and Mombasa, the Magufuli government is depending on the Morrocan Government to build Dodoma stadium while Mombasa stadium is getting built without even the help of the central government. This shows how devolution has been a game-changer in Kenya. Let`s see what is cooking in county 001.




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I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all.

Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!

Here we go,

Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County). While I was there and other places, niligundua most Kenyans (Not All) have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. This is Bad!

Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo sana. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!

Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Roads zenu nyingi kwanza hazina signs, mtu huelewi hata where is where ukiwa kwa barabara. Sasa huo ubora unaosema ni upi? Embu explain in Detail ni ubora upi huo ambao roads zenu zimezidi za hapa kwetu? Au ni Flyover za wakoloni ndio unajidai nazo mpaka leo?


Nne, raia wenu wengi pia wana very poor standard of living. Keep in Mind that Kenya politicians are among the richest in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. So this means politicians wao wamejaa ubinafsi (selfish) na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali (greedy) bila kujali hali ya raia wao wanaowapigia kura. And yet you came up here, pointing a finger to our government, how dare you!

Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours.

So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison.
 
laskaboza said:
I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.

Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!

Here we go,

Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.

Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!

Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!

Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!

Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.

Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.

Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!

Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.

So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.

So stop your Nonesense!
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Umemaliza kila kitu
 
laskaboza said:
I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.

Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!

Here we go,

Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.

Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!

Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!

Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!

Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.

Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.

Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!

Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.

So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.

So stop your Nonesense!
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Tharaka nithi ni desert?
 
laskaboza said:
I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.

Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!

Here we go,

Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.

Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!

Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!

Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!

Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.

Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.

Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!

Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.

So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.

So stop your Nonesense!
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Let me answer you according to your points

Point 1. SOCIAL RELATION. Maisha ya mtu inakusumbua na nini? Why should I be concerned with you if we don`t have anything in common? Live your life my friend and let other people live theirs.

Point 2. Services and products prices On your second point, Nairobi is not for poor people. That 150 can`t even sustain you for a day in Kibra. That 150 is only for transport to and from town.

Point 3. Which desert is in Tharaka Nithi? Why can`t you mention the name of that road?

Point 4. It`s only a mad man who signs a deal that he knows very well that he won`t benefit. All deals are usually signed with yourself in mind first. Think about yourself before you impress your partner or else you will be screwed in any deal you make.

Point 5. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. What`s beautiful for me must not beautiful for you and vise versa.

Point 6. Yes, we are ahead of you in economics and developments. Colonialists left Kenya after tarmacking only 1,800km. Right now we are at 21,000km. That`s a difference of 20,200km built by Kenyans.

So Mr laskaboza, nobody said we are special but what we are certain of is that were are miles ahead of Tanzania. We have our own issues just like any other nation but believe me not, I rather be a South Sudanese and Tanzanian cause I can`t sustain eating human flesh three times a day.
 
The best 007 said:
We fala tu, who doesn't know that "could" is a past tense of "can"? , I politely told you that you can never be my friend in whatever the case but now am telling you harshly that you cannot be my friend.View attachment 1512575
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Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yani ulichoandika na ulicholeta tofauti kabisa..

Nashuku sasa nynyi ni wale mnasomea zile kozi za English za miezi mitatu mitatu hko Dar.
 
The best 007 said:
[emoji115][emoji115] means "mkenya hangeweza kuwa rafiki yangu" instead of saying "mkenya hawezi kuwa rafiki yangu" in kiswahili the first sentence is polite but the second is harsh, bwege ww jifunze lugha nzuri.
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Km kawaida yenu wabongo ku direct translate..
Hata siwezi kushangaa
 
laskaboza said:
I was in Kenya, 2018. I saw their roads, their villages, their universities, their citizens. I have been in Tharaka Nithi, Embu, Muranga, Nairobi, Kiambu, Machakos and Malindi. Kenya isn't that great at all. And to be Honest, even thou I was there for a job, I really missed Tanzania in every aspect of life. The life right there was Nothing but Boring.

Since the OP of this thread tries to Mock our Tanzania Government and our Citizens , let me share my experiences while I was there. Na ambao wameshawahi kuishi Kenya waje waseme kama naongea uongo!!

Here we go,

Nili.rent room maeneo ya Ruaka (Kiambu County) and If you wonder how I knew other places in Kenya, well my job required a lot of travels.

Okay, kwanza most Kenyans have very poor social skills. Hawana tabia ya kujuliana hali wala kusalimiana mpaka awe na matatizo kama ugomvi ndio akumbuke kuwa kuna jirani. For all the time I was there, I had never (even for a day) felt like home! It was utterly the most horrible kind of neighborhood I have ever seen!

Pili, huduma yoyote ya bei rahisi kenya ni ya hovyo kupindukia. Yani huku Tanzania unaweza ukanunua chakula cha buku kwa mama ntilie na kikawa kimepikwa vizuri sana. Sasa jaribu kununua chakula kinauzwa for less than 150KSh kwa mama ntilie wa kenya, yani utashangaa kitu unaletewa!

Tatu, naona unasema kuwa kenya counties ziko na roads bora kuliko Tanzania. Let's talk about Tharaka Nithi. That county ni Desert. Ni Jangwa. We really felt sorry for our car while we were there. Sijawai ona roads mbovu kama zile toka nimezaliwa. So stop sugarcoating your country's infrastructures!

Nne, if you are a Tanzanian reading this, be very careful before signing any deal with any, I repeat ANY Kenyan. Hawa jamaa wanaongoza kwa ukora Africa mashariki na kati. Most Kenyans always think of a way to get something more out of anything even if it's illegal. And they are merciless when it comes to money. Kaa nao mbali.

Niliwahi kutembelea wakulima wa pilipili (Chilli Farmers) County ya Malindi. Most people there, have very poor standard of living, hata watu wa kule Machakos na Tharaka Nithi wako na maisha duni sana. Keep in Mind that Kenya have most richest politicians in Africa. Na wote tunajua utajiri wa hao politicians ni wa ukora. Wanasiasa wao wamejaa ubinafsi wa kutisha na tamaa ya kujilimbikizia mali bila kujali wananchi wao kabisa.

Tano, Fashion and Beauty. Duh nisiseme sana.. nenda Nairobi ujionee mwenyewe vituko wadada wa Kenya wanavaa na vile walivyo kama cartoon na sura zao personal. Wako overconfident, lakini ushamba umewajaa. And to be honest, Tanzania are way too far in that area and Kenyans should never dare to say a word again about our women, ever! They are no way and no day ever will they come close to our beautiful creatures standards. Not on this planet !!

Lastly, watanzania tunapenda sana nchi yetu. Na tunapendana pia. And that is more than enough. And yes, your country economy in statistics might be ahead of us but we both know, your government struggles a whole lot just like ours. Mko na madeni mengi sana na roads nyingi mnazojidai nao zilijengwa na wakoloni.

So Mr. Teargass, that football stadium won't make your country beautiful. And I suggest you Kenyans, better work on your tribalism issues, fraudulent and corruptions first before came up here with your stupid comparison. Your country is not that special, and fyi, to be a Tanzanian feels way better for anyone around the world than to be a Kenyan. Even most of you Kenyan really wish to be Tanzanian.

So stop your Nonesense!
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Ma feelings nayo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
komora096 said:
Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yani ulichoandika na ulicholeta tofauti kabisa..

Nashuku sasa nynyi ni walw mnasomea zile kozi za english za miezi mitatu mitatu hko dar
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komora096 said:
Km kawaida yenu wabongo ku direct translate..
Hata siwezi kushangaa
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Kingereza yenyewe hujui umebaki kudandia treni kwa mbele, ofcz English is just a language like other languages so don't worship it just be comfortable and speak it like u used to speak ur vernacular language, don't be a fool.
 
komora096 said:
Duh!!yani nimecheka sana walai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yani ulichoandika na ulicholeta tofauti kabisa..

Nashuku sasa nynyi ni walw mnasomea zile kozi za english za miezi mitatu mitatu hko dar
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Not english it's English fala ww.
 
The best 007 said:
Kingereza yenyewe hujui umebaki kudandia treni kwa mbele, ofcz English is just a language like other languages so don't worship it just be comfortable and speak it like u used to speak ur vernacular language, don't be a fool.
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Ukijiskia comment kw misamiati yako yote ya kingereza, wala mi sishtuki bro.

Mi bado ntaendelea na kiswahili changu JF..nairobi napiga sheng ya juu juu na nikienda mashinani napiga kilugha mpka raha, ukiniletea muingereza naenda nae tu km kawa.

So usitumie lugha flani kisa na wewe uonekane km unajua.

Pambana na hali yako
 
komora096 said:
Ukijiskia comment kw misamiati yako yote ya kingereza, wala mi sishtuki bro..

Mi bado ntaendelea na kiswahili changu JF..nairobi napiga sheng ya juu juu na
nikienda mashinani napiga kilugha mpka raha, ukiniletea muingereza naenda nae tu km kawa..
So usitumie lugha flani kisa na wewe uonekane km unajua..
Pambana na hali yako
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Huna lolote, tuache cc wazee wa lugha nyingi tutambae ukileta kizungu tunaenda na ww ukileta kiswahili ndo nyumbani, atetwi mtu hapa labda uongee kijaluo ambacho hakina mvuto hata nyie wenyewe hampendi lugha zenu.
 
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Huna lolote, tuache cc wazee wa lugha nyingi tutambae ukileta kizungu tunaenda na ww ukileta kiswahili ndo nyumbani, atetwi mtu hapa labda uongee kijaluo ambacho hakina mvuto hata nyie wenyewe hampendi lugha zenu
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Bwahaha!!basi unawezane, au nynyi ni wale wazee wa ku type lkn ukikuta na mzungu unaanza kusuasua kisa mdomo mzito[emoji23][emoji23]

Kingereza cha kuandika hku hta mtoto wa grade 3 anakuandalia composition tamu tu..
Kwhyo usinitishe, hunijui sikujui
 
komora096 said:
Bwahaha!!basi unawezane, au nynyi ni walw wazee wa ku type lkn ukipata na mzungu unaanza kusuasua[emoji23][emoji23]

Kingereza cha kuandika hku hta mtoto wa grade 3 anakuandalia composition tamu tu..
Kwhyo usinitishe, hunijui sikujui
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Wacheni kuabudu English ni lugha tu km lugha nyingine, kukosea kupo na ni kawaida tu mfano ww hapo umekosea maneno ya kiswahili na nmekukaushia cz naona ni kawaida but mtu akikosea kuzungu mkenya atakuja km moto wa kifuu kurekebisha, yn cjui wazungu walifanya nn nyie watu.
 
The best 007 said:
Wacheni kuabudu English ni lugha tu km lugha nyingine, kukosea kupo na ni kawaida tu mfano ww hapo umekosea maneno ya kiswahili na nmekukaushia cz naona ni kawaida but mtu akikosea kuzungu mkenya atakuja km moto wa kifuu kurekebisha, yn cjui wazungu walifanya nn nyie watu.
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Ukirekebishwa kubali tu yaishe, ligi zingine hazina mvuto..
Na km ni hyo comment niliipitia nikarekebisha tu..
 
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