Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Una utoto mwingi pia ni mshamba, huna exposure no wonder Kikunte ameku challenge na umejaa kwenye mfumo, yn wewe masaa yote ni America America America, hujui hata hii battle inahusu nn, hata wakenya wenzio unawa bore cz most of Kenyans in here are hustlers, so hizo drama zako ni utoto ukikua utaacha.
Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?
 
Do you honestly think that any Tanzanian thinks Dar equals New York? Have you ever heard of the concept of a hyperbole? You should because yall use it all the time too. Besides, why does it bother you so much? America isn't sacred.
Do you know the rules of hyperbole application?….. If you repeat a hyperbole over and over and over again, it’s no longer a hyperbole. It’s a make believe metaphor.
 
I know you're defending him coz he's on your team, but just think how annoying it would be if some random Tanzanian starts replying to every post with some tyoe of oh and btw I live in America so... How is that relevant to the topic? Once or twice, ok, but its every gd post. Also, I have a way of sussing out the way people talk by how they type. Lets just say I've dealt with variety of people from various backgrounds over my short life. Kenyans just have a unique way of speaking and writing English. There's nothing wrong with it, but its identifiable. American also have their own way. And a Kenyan who grew up in American should be hollering like an American, not a Kenyan. But your boy hollas like a Kenyan, straight up. Problem is, he thinks he can hide. But if you know the real thing, its easy to spot a fake. Ya boy is not like them.

Don't take this as an attack against the way Kenyans talk or whatever. Its unique, sometimes its even nice. But BS always stinks. Everybody on here can smell it. I bet you can too, but yeah do what you gotta do and defend your homie.
You need to take a stand or take your meds …. Tell me how Americans write ?… give us examples…Any real American will laugh at you for that statement…. There are many ways to write…. A white American might say for example
We were playing basketball. A black American will say
We was playing basketball….there many other difffences in language application that varies from region to region… Americans in the Deep South have a different lingo from ones in the North. Even California has its own lingo… Hawaii has unique lingo found nowhere else in rest of America… for example we say “ da kind “ to describe everything. I bet if I use it here you would say you know Americans and they don’t speak like that. Bro ! You don’t know jack shit .. you watch too much TV…
 
Wewe nilikuambia hakuna unachojua kwa Kingereza. Who told you “We as Kenyans” is wrong? No wonder unajiita Comrade Mapepo.
We as Kenyans we haven’t complained.
Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?
Stop being an as*hole!

Ulitakiwa uandike hivi: "We, Kenyans, haven’t complained"
 
Instead of improving your English, you are so obsessed with nonsense.

What an idiot!
Go back to school!
A Tanzanian making fun of someone’s English skills is like an illiterate making fun of a college drop out … ( ati wewe ni Mjinga hukumaliza college yet yeye hakumaliza class 4 ) it’s below pathetic!🤣🤣🤣
 
A Tanzanian making fun of someone’s English skills is like an illiterate making fun of a college drop out … ( ati wewe ni Mjinga hukumaliza college yet yeye hakumaliza class 4 ) it’s below pathetic!🤣🤣🤣
I never stress dealing with bullies (I have faced worse in my training), we call bullies “wanna be deebos “…. I have been watching this platform for a while to sharpen my Swahili vocabulary and I give Tanzanians here all the credit for free lessons…Then I became a member in 2022… All this time I have never identified myself . I saw many posts about Dar being like New York but who cares …But when the American comparison moved to other parts like Dodoma , i felt obligated to make the record straight…. One of them even said it snows in Tanzania ka America na Europe… i couldn’t take that sh*t nomore . This how a bully operates when cornered … you show them one proof but like a methhead, they are never satisfied… I had even to post my first and now expired Hawaii driving license… still that was not enough… So now it became apparent am flexing too much …one claimed he knows how I talk ( maybe he’s a psychopath , oops I mean Psychic 😁) it’s like Damn I do damn I don’t. But the good news, they will now think twice before bringing American name in vain… I bet that’s why they are upset… I closed that American loophole for them…the glorified fishing village can now be Moscow or Beijing of Africa…the choices are endless..🤣🤣. … any Kenyan here in China or Russia? .. Let’s get these f*ckers?… .🤣🤣

Halafu wewe ndio unajifanya eti umekulia America wakati unamatatizo makubwa ya hiyo lugha.

"I even had to" not "I had even to"
"It now becomes" not "now it become"
"but the good news is" not "But the good news, they......blah blah"


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Halafu wewe ndio unajifanya eti umekulia America wakati unamatatizo makubwa ya hiyo lugha.

"I even had to" not "I had even to"
"It now becomes" not "now it become"
"but the good news is" not "But the good news, they......blah blah"


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When you start nitpicking too much , it’s a sign you are on your last oxygen tank… breath in deep !… ( let me first spell check that with AI )…🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
When you start nitpicking too much , it’s a sign you are on your last oxygen tank… breath in deep !… ( let me first spell check that with AI )…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walaa! Ni rahisi tu kuwa uelewa wako wa lugha ya malkia ni mdogo. Mimi kikubwa ninaweza kukosea spellings hata za Kiswahili sio Kingereza tu lakini sio grammar. Siwezi fanya makosa ya repetition za nouns na pronouns kama huyu Teargass mwenye HIV pimpoz.
 
Wewe nilikuambia hakuna unachojua kwa Kingereza. Who told you “We as Kenyans” is wrong? No wonder unajiita Comrade Mapepo.
He spell checks with his computer or cell phone and then comes back chest thumping like he’s the King Kong of the English Language … it’s so ironic to hear a Tanzanian of all people rectifying one’s English language abilities….Whats the world coming to !… 🤣🤣🤣
 
Do you honestly think that any Tanzanian thinks Dar equals New York? Have you ever heard of the concept of a hyperbole? You should because yall use it all the time too. Besides, why does it bother you so much? America isn't sacred.
I can remember when Mwai told you that you are new in this forum and judging by this response, I can concur with him. You need to visit previous pages and see the number of times Tanzanians have compared Dar with New York. I can give you evidence if you want.

Just a month ago, one of you even compared Dodoma to Alaska with the caption "kama Alaska mwanangu". He was so ignorant to even know that Alaska and Dodoma have different climactic conditions, leave alone other dynamics. When we Kenyans called him out, he resorted to abusive language and the rest of Tanzanians joined him in defense. Tell me what's hyperbole about that. It is this ignorance that pushed Mwai to state his place of residence in trying to educate Tanzanians to the agitation of your countrymen. They literally pushed him to the limits when some even started questioning whether he's really an American resident. He decides to prove that he's actually an American resident then you come in along the way and start accusing him of flexing! I mean how?

Let's be reasonable and stop this mudslinging where there shouldn't be any. We can and should have sober discussions devoid of this shenanigans.
 
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