Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

I can remember when Mwai told you that you are new in this forum and judging by this response, I can concur with him. You need to visit previous pages and see the number of times Tanzanians have compared Dar with New York. I can give you evidence if you want.

Just a month ago, one of you even compared Dodoma to Alaska with the caption "kama Alaska mwanangu". He was so ignorant to even know that Alaska and Dodoma have different climactic conditions, leave alone other dynamics. When we Kenyans called him out, he resorted to abusive language and the rest of Tanzanians joined him in defense. Tell me what's hyperbole about that. It is this ignorance that pushed Mwai to state his place of residence in trying to educate Tanzanians to the agitation of your countrymen. They literally pushed him to the limits when some even started questioning whether he's really an American resident. He decides to prove that he's actually an American resident then you come in along the way and start accusing him of flexing! I mean how?

Let's be reasonable and stop this mudslinging where there shouldn't be any. We can and should have sober discussions devoid of this shenanigans.
That was beautiful writing… in America (😜)you qualify for what’s called Pulitzer Prize ( I would nominate you)… but let’s keep it simple.. you deserve Nobel Prize in literature…🦾🦾🦾
 

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Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?
Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.
 
Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.
Na unasema ati tuko na utoto?…Bro! You need to check yo self be4 you wreck yo self……now go cry to your “daddy” the moderator…🥲😪😪😭😤🤣🤣
 
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How many continental championships have you brought?… Your league is not Superior. It’s a paper tiger..😄😄.. for honesty sake, I will keep it real. It’s the BEST organized League in East Africa. I will give you that …but outside of Simba vs Yanga hio ingine ni marehemu tu ..
 
You need to take a stand or take your meds …. Tell me how Americans write ?… give us examples…Any real American will laugh at you for that statement…. There are many ways to write…. A white American might say for example
We were playing basketball. A black American will say
We was playing basketball….there many other difffences in language application that varies from region to region… Americans in the Deep South have a different lingo from ones in the North. Even California has its own lingo… Hawaii has unique lingo found nowhere else in rest of America… for example we say “ da kind “ to describe everything. I bet if I use it here you would say you know Americans and they don’t speak like that. Bro ! You don’t know jack shit .. you watch too much TV…
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
 
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Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
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Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.

You do realize you're proving him right don't you?
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
Just the same way you've used its instead of it's here. Those are common grammar mistakes especially when you are typing faster. Oversight!
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
“ No American does that”…. Bro ! Where do you dig this horse sh*t ?….you got that from Google search?..🤣🤣 Do you want me show you texts from many Americans to me?…..am, imma and finna are slang words ..I can drop you rap lyrics with “am”in it ..remember slang is not an official language..btw ,So this your defense after I exposed your bs earlier?…🤪😂.. Let me educate you.. Americans have language flexibility . I also use “ you all “ and “y’all” , “yo” and “ you” and Incase you haven’t noticed during ur fake interactions with “ Americans” , they mistake “ you are welcome “ for “your welcome “plenty of times…it’s annoying..but Please Stop reading the tabloids….
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
Since you said you know how Americans speak and write, ( I called you out on your horse sh*t), let me enlighten you . The United States 🇺🇸 is a huge country… there is no monolithic common English language except the one taught in academia….. This English street talk . hereby are hello examples
West coast / California-“ Yo Whats’s up “( the world uses this )
East Coast / New York - “ Sup Son “
South west / Texas - “ Howdy “
Deep South / Atlanta- “ What’s hannenin“
Midwest / St. Louis - “ wuz up wit it “
Hawaii/ Pacific- “ Aloha bruddah”
Using my real life examples, I bet if some Kenyan from let’s say Omaha, Nebraska posted “ What’s up with it” to say hello, You would jump to the ceiling responding that’s not American.. everybody knows Americans just say “ what’s up”…. Probably conclude they are in Kibera..🤣🤣
So now please proceed n’ educate us from your personal experience how Americans speak and write. We are waiting anxiously 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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