Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

That was beautiful writing… in America (😜)you qualify for what’s called Pulitzer Prize ( I would nominate you)… but let’s keep it simple.. you deserve Nobel Prize in literature…🦾🦾🦾
 
Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?
Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.
 
Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.
Na unasema ati tuko na utoto?…Bro! You need to check yo self be4 you wreck yo self……now go cry to your “daddy” the moderator…🥲😪😪😭😤🤣🤣
 
League mkombozi wa timu za taifa za football Kenya. Mind you, wengi wanacheza timu ndogo ndogo hapa Tanzania.View attachment 3270805
How many continental championships have you brought?… Your league is not Superior. It’s a paper tiger..😄😄.. for honesty sake, I will keep it real. It’s the BEST organized League in East Africa. I will give you that …but outside of Simba vs Yanga hio ingine ni marehemu tu ..
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
 

You do realize you're proving him right don't you?
 
Just the same way you've used its instead of it's here. Those are common grammar mistakes especially when you are typing faster. Oversight!
 
“ No American does that”…. Bro ! Where do you dig this horse sh*t ?….you got that from Google search?..🤣🤣 Do you want me show you texts from many Americans to me?…..am, imma and finna are slang words ..I can drop you rap lyrics with “am”in it ..remember slang is not an official language..btw ,So this your defense after I exposed your bs earlier?…🤪😂.. Let me educate you.. Americans have language flexibility . I also use “ you all “ and “y’all” , “yo” and “ you” and Incase you haven’t noticed during ur fake interactions with “ Americans” , they mistake “ you are welcome “ for “your welcome “plenty of times…it’s annoying..but Please Stop reading the tabloids….
 
Since you said you know how Americans speak and write, ( I called you out on your horse sh*t), let me enlighten you . The United States 🇺🇸 is a huge country… there is no monolithic common English language except the one taught in academia….. This English street talk . hereby are hello examples
West coast / California-“ Yo Whats’s up “( the world uses this )
East Coast / New York - “ Sup Son “
South west / Texas - “ Howdy “
Deep South / Atlanta- “ What’s hannenin“
Midwest / St. Louis - “ wuz up wit it “
Hawaii/ Pacific- “ Aloha bruddah”
Using my real life examples, I bet if some Kenyan from let’s say Omaha, Nebraska posted “ What’s up with it” to say hello, You would jump to the ceiling responding that’s not American.. everybody knows Americans just say “ what’s up”…. Probably conclude they are in Kibera..🤣🤣
So now please proceed n’ educate us from your personal experience how Americans speak and write. We are waiting anxiously 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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