Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

Mostly your stupidity is what's hard to understand.
But when I remember 1 Kenyan form 4 certificate = bongolala Phd, I understand.
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Bishana na serikali yako govinda 😂😂😂😂

 

[Don YF]

Morocco square Dasilinga. 👇🏾View attachment 3291621View attachment 3291623View attachment 3291625View attachment 3291627

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Nimehifadhi hii picha..., yaani Dar ukiondoa CBD hamna la maana hehehe, hii sasa ndio Westlands yao eti.., ama Upperhill hivi hehehehe

 

[kennedy0000]

Your government says otherwise 😂😂😂😂😂 mna calculators ngapi Kunyaland? View attachment 3295798

Kanye ulale.
Bongolala room temperature IQ

 

[chongchung]

Kanye ulale.
Bongolala room temperature IQ

😂😂😂😂😂 Unataka mpaka kurefute serikali yako inayokiri mnazungusha pennies tu huko mitandaoni 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

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Nimehifadhi hii picha..., yaani Dar ukiondoa CBD hamna la maana hehehe, hii sasa ndio Westlands yao eti.., ama Upperhill hivi hehehehe

Heb point out kitu kibaya cha hii picha. Want to see it from your perspective.

 

[kennedy0000]

Bishana na serikali yako govinda 😂😂😂😂

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Meza wembe. Madafu poverty money.
Tunaweza nunua hako katigo na profit za Mpesa pekee 😅 😅

 

[kennedy0000]

Heb point out kitu kibaya cha hii picha. Want to see it from your perspective.

It's a fishing village, duh 😅😅
Hamna chochote

 

[chongchung]

Jifunze kusoma na kuelewa. These are agent transaction data, not the total transactions on mobile money.
Kenya we don't walk around withdrawing cash.

The total value of Mpesa transactions in Kenya in 2024 was Ksh 40.2 Trillion. ($310 Billion)

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What was the value of all mobile money transactions in bongo?
I'll delete my account today if you produce a bigger number.

Unadelete saa ngapi budda? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[kennedy0000]

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Nimehifadhi hii picha..., yaani Dar ukiondoa CBD hamna la maana hehehe, hii sasa ndio Westlands yao eti.., ama Upperhill hivi hehehehe

It's worse.
Ukiondoa majengo ya serikali, you literally have nothing left.
Ata hio Morocco square ni project ya serikali.

Dar slum ingekuwa inapelekena bega kwa bega na Githurai.

 

[chongchung]

Meza wembe. Madafu poverty money.
Tunaweza nunua hako katigo na profit za Mpesa pekee 😅 😅

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Govinda ko hata hii hutaki? 😂😂😂😂

 

[kennedy0000]

Sahii bongo unafanya karibu mahitaji yakk yote cashless ni wewe tu ndio uamue kutumia cash..

Ukipanda mwendo kasi
Ukichukua kivuko
Ukilipa nauli kwenye basi
Ukilipa nauli kwenye treni SGR
Bills zote za serikali ni cash less
Kwenye maduka na kiosk karibu zote zinatumia lipa kwa simu.
Pitia hizi videos za Bertin halafu uone ni wapi kalipa pesa mkononi👇🏾.
View: https://youtu.be/ZL4x3SyCaTw?si=_eyHG3Hq4wcpsvzd.
View: https://youtu.be/OEADFXX0hs0?si=NIJiBPYYTkM1NRsu. Halafu unatuambia tupo nyuma yenu.? 🤣🤣🤣 hakunataifa la kuizidi Tz kwenye hili hapa EA.

 

[Don YF]

Heb point out kitu kibaya cha hii picha. Want to see it from your perspective.

Hamna kibaya.., mapengo kibao!!

 

[Sama boy 255]

It's worse.
Ukiondoa majengo ya serikali, you literally have nothing left.
Ata hio Morocco square ni project ya serikali.

Dar slum ingekuwa inapelekena bega kwa bega na Githurai.

Wewe kweli ni zuzu wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 those are our money.. ukiondoa foreign investments huko kwenu mna cha kushindana na Tanzania.?🤣🤣 we are rich that’s why we do not depend on foreign invesments. Nyie ndio wa kuonea huruma. Wazungu na wachina wakihamisha mitaji yao mnabaki na mapumbu matupu 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hamna kibaya.., mapengo kibao!!
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Ulitaka pajae magorofa ndio paonekane pako sawa.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

 

[chongchung]

Meza wembe. Madafu poverty money.
Tunaweza nunua hako katigo na profit za Mpesa pekee 😅 😅

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Mpesa wenyewe hawa hapa wanasema ni 7 trillion tu 😂😂😂😂

 

[kennedy0000]

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Kumbe Mama Samia is managing bongolalas worse than Kasongo.
They're just too uneducated to say anything about it. 😅 😅

Wewe kweli ni zuzu wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 those are our money.. ukiondoa foreign investments huko kwenu mna cha kudhindana na Tanzania.?🤣🤣 we are rich that’s why we do not depend on foreign invesments. Nyie ndio wa kuonea huruma. Wazungu na wachina wakihamisha mitaji yao mnabaki na mapumbu matupu 🤣🤣🤣

Lol. I thought you had the bigger FDI.
In reality, you just have a sick semi-socialist government.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Almost all of those independent ones are Kenyan companies that have come to extort you in the name of digital loans.
They don't have a particularly good name here in their home country.

🚮🚮

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kumbe Mama Samia is managing bongolalas worse than Kasongo.
They're just too uneducated to say anything about it. 😅 😅


Lol. I thought you had the bigger FDI.
In reality, you just have a sick semi-socialist government.

Nyie hamna chochote cha kushindana nasi. Sera yetu ya maendeleo ni “ujamaa na kujitegemea”. Hapo kwenu wazungu wakitoa mitaji yao, wote mnakufa njaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wazungu wakigoma kujenga, hata magorofa marefu mtaishia kuyaona kwa TV. You are not our competition. Sisi tunajiweza. Ndio mana tunamiliki uchumi wetu.

 

[kennedy0000]

Mpesa wenyewe hawa hapa wanasema ni 7 trillion tu 😂😂😂😂

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Is the word 'agent' coming after mobile money, giving you a stroke when you read it?

FY2024
Mpesa Deposit/Withdrawals (Agent) = Sh8.7 Trillion
Mpesa transfers (P2P) - Sh6.2 Trillion
Mpesa bill payment - Sh25.6 Trillion

Please go and compare your notes with Burundi.
In the whole of Africa, only Nigeria can perhaps pull higher mobile money figures than Kenya.

 

[Don YF]

Ulitaka pajae magorofa ndio paonekane pako sawa.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Yaani ata Kilimani pekee pameizidi, sio Westlands, wala Parklands or UpperHill ama Eastleigh..., Kilimani tu hehehe