Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Running track ileeeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hiyo ni barabara inayotumika na magari yanayoingiza building materials ndani wewe nyani 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Tunaposema Mama Ngina owns kenya muwe mnatuelewa 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Kumbe tuko na dollar billionaire all this time na hatuna habari?🤔😂😂

Enyewe desperation ni kitu mbaya

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdYVPmQB/ kiswahili in nollywood huko,kunyan kama nawaona vile na wenyewe wanavyojipekecha

 

[concordile 101]

You copied commuter rail
You copied brt
You are now trying to do the same with a technology city

Poor copycats!!

Uwe naibu

 

[nairobae]

You copied commuter rail
You copied brt
You are now trying to do the same with a technology city

Poor copycats!!

Usisahau wanacopy bypass roads. 🤣🤣 Next itakua expressway.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Hiyo nikama uniombe gari langu private uende ukalifanye matatu alafu useme ni lako kisa wewe ndio wa kwanza kulifanya matatu. 🚮🚮🚮

Kubalini you're the only country with a borrowed national anthem.

We never borrowed national anthem, they borrowed from us. We took a song and established it to the world as our national anthem.

 

[President of China]

Umemaliza picha za arusi? Tabia za kimama tu ndio zako ju hauna content kichwani,
Hebu post mpya, tumechoka na hizi nzee 😂

Kwahiyo unabisha hiyo siyo picha yako?

 

[President of China]

Kumbe tuko na dollar billionaire all this time na hatuna habari?🤔😂😂

Enyewe desperation ni kitu mbaya

More than 80% of your Land, owned by Mama Ngina so, why not? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

More than 80% of your Land, owned by Mama Ngina so, why not? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sawa bongolala. It's actually 100%🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Sawa bongolala. It's actually 100%🤣🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 If that so, then Kenya is under neo-colonialism.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Tunaposema Mama Ngina owns kenya muwe mnatuelewa 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Hilo jimama la kinyang'au lina sura mbaya kama nini😎

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Mungu tusaidie. Huyu hapa ni IamLee 👇 👇 👇 👇 Bisha kama siyo wewe

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Kwan huko kundudwellers wireless headphone bado hazijafika au umaskini tu hawa wenzetu?

 

[The best 007]

Tunazidi kutanua wigo wa Kiswahili, baadae utasikia magovinda wanajiweka kwenye suala la kukuza Kiswahili na wala hawakijui 👇👇👇

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Hii ni maajabu.

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[coodip1]

Bongolalas hua ni mdomo tu, show us the numbers for the most profitable company in bongoslum after tax tuone. Hatutaki kelele za chura.

Si tumekuwekea hapa Twiga Minerals au hutaki USD 888mn

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

You copied commuter rail
You copied brt
You are now trying to do the same with a technology city

Poor copycats!!

They copied Lamu port ( but got stuck)
They copied Tanganyika national team name. After we named ours Harambee stars , they picked Taifa stars ( notice , the English part)
They copied Affordable Housing ( trying to)
They copied Huduma digital government services
They copied modern markets ( but definitely did a better job)
I can go on…

 

[coodip1]

Unatupigia kelele hapa na hio Safaricom hata is profitable than your biggest bank.


View: https://x.com/TheAbojani/status/1907361067136630904?t=Z0krolrMRHDQD0qMIa4aFw&s=19

Hizo CRDB na NMB core business yao ni banking tuu hizo zenu they have other businesses apart from banking.

 

[IamLee]

Kwahiyo unabisha hiyo siyo picha yako?

Unajishughulisha na picha zangu itakusaidiaje? Shughulika na bwana yako.. nilishakuambia siko interested, mie tayari nina girlfriend
Naeza kupost picha yangu hapa
Alafu isikuwe unanyonga na picha yangu brathee 😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

mwaiofhawaii hebu tuoneshe picha zako tena tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hizo CRDB na NMB core business yao ni banking tuu hizo zenu they have other businesses apart from banking.

Kwani KCB na Equity Bank zinahusika na nn zaidi ya Banking?

 

[President of China]

Unajishughulisha na picha zangu itakusaidiaje? Shughulika na bwana yako.. nilishakuambia siko interested, mie tayari nina girlfriend
Naeza kupost picha yangu hapa
Alafu isikuwe unanyonga na picha yangu brathee 😂😂😂😂

Hakuna demu wa kukubali sura ngumu hiyo