Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Wewe ni pumbavu kama mlivyo wakenya wengi, watanzania wengi hatupendelei vyoo vya kukaa. Ndiyo mana wakenya wengi wenye vipesa kidogo wana vinyama vinaning'inia kwenye miku.ndu yao, na mpaka sasa hawajajua tatizo nn.

Ni umaskini si eti hampendelei. Ebu jiulize mbona matajiri wenu wanatumia modern toilets?

 

[muhogo_kiks]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJCGY5dIkM5/?igsh=MTd0Ym45czZzazNlZw==

Huyu jamaa inabidi awe na huduma ya hamasisha watu kununua gari za umeme, kama akiweza aagizie watu maana kila tukitafuta hizo gari bei zake sio mchezo!!

Ila hawa jamaa wanafuture nzuri sana!!

 

[nairobae]

Hivyo vyoo huwa vina flush, Kuna kuwa na tank na chain unaivuta kwa chini ili uflush, hiyo picha imekatwa halfway kuwezi kuiona chain ya kuflush.

Sasa unajaribu kukitetea na picha zimejaa Kwa mtandao. 🤣🤣 Majority of you bongolalas hamjui kutumia flushing toilet.

 

[nairobae]

Ukiwa na nyumba kama hii Nairobi wewe ni tajiri

Not with that archaic toilet.

 

[Nicxie]

Yaani Mall moja, kelele kama mwenda wazimu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sisi wenye East Africa Logistic Center tutasemaje?

Yani logistics center imekuwa tena mall!? 😂😂😂
Kweli mko desperate

 

[Teargass]

Haitaki hasira. 🤣🤣 Naona umeumia vilivyo, hii ni hasira ya kutojua kuflush choo na kutokunya Kwa ustaarabu.

Ukiona watchman anongea hivo just know that he has a latrine in his house and not toilet. Kwanza hiyo latrine ni ya nje ya nyumba being shqred by 10 neighbors.

 

[Teargass]

Kisumu Construction boom.


View: https://youtu.be/fU5UxK_ZYI0?si=h4xtZoZ0tF8g9yqs

 

[Teargass]

****** wa mbwa wewe huoni kama hayo ni maji ya mvua.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 unataka pakuponea.?

Installation ya hizo run way they been done miaka miaka zilizopita and they will also be renovated. Zamani zilivyokua 👇🏾View attachment 3321206during intallation of seats and canopy👇🏾View attachment 3321208hiki kichaka nimekifyeka. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sasa unatuonyesha picha ya siku tartan was installed and the pitch had no canopy, why can’t you just share the current picture of that low quality running track?

 

[nairobae]

Ukiona watchman anongea hivo just know that he has a latrine in his house and not toilet. Kwanza hiyo latrine ni ya nje ya nyumba being shqred by 10 neighbors.

Akona hasira sana, just because he lacks a modern toilet. 😄

 

[Nicxie]

Fala unajifanya upajui hapo while ndio maghetoni kwakoView attachment 3320938

Bongolala, I can show you thousands of such images from Dar.
You said utaleta picha za Talanta imezingirwa na slums. Sasa hapo ni Talanta? Show us something like this from Talanta tuone

 

[Teargass]

Akona hasira sana, just because he lacks a modern toilet. 😄

I’m 100% of Tanzanians in this thread has no flushing toilets in their houses, actually 95% has no toilets/Latrines inside the houses.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Sasa unajaribu kukitetea na picha zimejaa Kwa mtandao. 🤣🤣 Majority of you bongolalas hamjui kutumia flushing toilet.

View attachment 3321646

View: https://x.com/AvoMinecraft/status/712964132077768704

 

[Teargass]

View: https://x.com/AvoMinecraft/status/712964132077768704

Can’t you see this is being flushed? Ama hiyo nozzle Huoni?

 

[Teargass]

Kule Dar nyumba inauzwa Ksh4.5M lakini choo iko nje😂🤣


View: https://x.com/nambayabeka/status/1639918774877933570

 

[nairobae]

I’m 100% of Tanzanians in this thread has no flushing toilets in their houses, actually 95% has no toilets/Latrines inside the houses.

They live in glorified single rooms, choo na jikoni nje. 🤣🤣🤣 Hawa washamba hawajui modern living.

 

[Teargass]

Hizi ni ujinga huwezipata in Kenyan cities let alone Nairobi.

Ati watu bado wanashare meter ya maji na electricity😂😂😂, na choo na jikoni pia iko nje ya nyumba😂😂🤣


View: https://x.com/RadhiyaLaizer/status/1810382934572200338

 

[Teargass]

They live in glorified single rooms, choo na jikoni nje. 🤣🤣🤣 Hawa washamba hawajui modern living.

Hata Pipeline yenye huwa wanatusi hapa haina huo upuzi.

 

[Teargass]

They live in glorified single rooms, choo na jikoni nje. 🤣🤣🤣 Hawa washamba hawajui modern living.

Siku mambo ya Self Contained housed itafika Dar nakuambia hawa watu watafurahi sana. Kenya unapata Bedsitter iko na kila kitu ndani na hainuki.😂😂🤣

 

[nairobae]

Dar is a slum is one hell of a big slum hadi selling point ya nyumba ni "Gari linafika hadi nje ya nyumba" 🤣🤣🤣 In Kenya we say parking available, huko dar is a slum gari ikimanage kufika karibu na nyumba yako it's a flex. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Hata Pipeline yenye huwa wanatusi hapa haina huo upuzi.

Pipeline ni soft life compared to dar is a slum.