Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Hata kwenye Gospel Music wakenya tumewaacha mbali sana


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[chongchung]

Bado hii ni Kenya. Pole sana.

Tanzania nyumba kama hizi uhangaiki kutafuta angles hivi ni kila mahali

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ndio lakini alikuwa mwaka mmoja mbele yangu pamoja na akina Palamagamba na Mwakyembe😎

First of all, if you are old enough to have been in school with Makau Mutua and you are still here behaving like a 16 year old then you need to get a life.
Secondly, you don't come across as an educated fellow to be honest.

 

[ichoboy01]

third renovation again 😂😂😂
watu wankula pesa mchana kweupe
Teargass

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[nairobae]

Na unemployment rate yenu ni 10 times ya Tanzania, pesa ya Kenya inatumika wapi Tanzania? Wapi utaenda ipokelewe?

Kenya hatuhesabu informal employment kama employment, hio ni yenu nyinyi wa informal economy. The fact that we have a bigger tax base confirms nchi gani ikona watu wengi kwa formal employment.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Sasa watuambie ni serikali haijalipa hela ama contractor hela imeanza kukata? Msituaibishe tuu kwenye AFCON 2027

Shobo zao tu, kutafuta sifa wakati uwezo mdogo bora tungeenda na Rwanda.

Kenya wahuni watatuchelewesha

 

[ichoboy01]

haya wakafurahie kupigwa ukuni sasa😂😂

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[concordile 101]

Only in bongoslum, Nyumba ina master bedroom lakini choo iko nje. 🤣🤣 Hii ushamba ndio mumeambiwa muwache.


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Hamjazoea haya maisha ndo maana mnaambiwa ni maskini .
Faida ya choo cha nje
1) kwa ajili ya wageni hasa mnapokuwa mmepumzika nje
2) kwa emergency ikitokea Kuna hitilafu ndan badala ya kwenda kunya kwenye mifuko kama wakenya
3) kwa ajili ya wageni kama mafundi au watu waziada ambao tusingependa waingie ndani
Sasa kwa sababu ya ushamba wa wakenya mkisikia nyumba ni self contained kwa sababu hayo maisha kwenu ni mageni mnaona ni ajabu sana

 

[nairobae]

Haha ebu tulinganishe na hizi zenu ambazo mmekosa mpaka hela ya tofari View attachment 3326973View attachment 3326974View attachment 3326975View attachment 3326977

Kama kawaida battle ni Kibera vs Dar is a slum. Nairobi Metro hamuwezani nayo.

 

[ichoboy01]

jaba hzo 😂😂😂

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[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

First of all, if you are old enough to have been in school with Makau Mutua and you are still here behaving like a 16 year old then you need to get a life.
Secondly, you don't come across as an educated fellow to be honest.

So you thought I am your younger brother; right? Ha ha ha😁😂😂

 

[chongchung]

Wakundustan wanasemaga hawafatilii Tanzania


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[ichoboy01]

ruto piga hapo hapo kwenye mshono😂

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[Mpwimbe]

Kenya hatuhesabu informal employment kama employment, hio ni yenu nyinyi wa informal economy. The fact that we have a bigger tax base confirms nchi gani ikona watu wengi kwa formal employment.

Hamhesabu informal sector??

Wakati infromal sector mnaweka mpaka kwenye GDP yenu ya kitapeli.

mna bigger tax base ila hata kujenga project ndogo mpaka mkope au PPP na mikopo mna default.

Hio tax base kubwa inawasaidia nini

 

[nairobae]

Hamjazoea haya maisha ndo maana mnaambiwa ni maskini .
Faida ya choo cha nje
1) kwa ajili ya wageni hasa mnapokuwa mmepumzika nje
2) kwa emergency ikitokea Kuna hitilafu ndan badala ya kwenda kunya kwenye mifuko kama wakenya
3) kwa ajili ya wageni kama mafundi au watu waziada ambao tusingeenda waingie ndani
Sasa kwa sababu ya ushamba wa wakenya mkisikia nyumba ni self contained kwa sababu hayo maisha kwenu ni mageni mnaona ni ajabu sana

Hii ndio ushamba munaambiwa muwache, sio lazima cloakroom ikue nje, lakini sasa ona vile una fikira za kishamba na kimaskini.

 

[ichoboy01]

kwann wasiwe watumwa tu wanakila sababu yakua watumwa mbwa hawa😂

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[concordile 101]

Kama kawaida battle ni Kibera vs Dar is a slum. Nairobi Metro hamuwezani nayo.

Kuna slums zaid ya 200 Nairobi , hapo ni dandora na korogocho na sababu umeleta nyumba ambayo Iko kwenye unplanned settlement NAMI nimekuletea ya kutoka kwenye slums. Ukitaka twende za kwenye middle income earners ambazo mpak🤣🤣🤣🤣a sasa hujaleta hata moja
Inshort mpaka sasa unarukaruka tu kama mkono wa punda

 

[chongchung]

Kenya hatuhesabu informal employment kama employment, hio ni yenu nyinyi wa informal economy. The fact that we have a bigger tax base confirms nchi gani ikona watu wengi kwa formal employment.

Formal employment in easy way unaangalia how wealthy social security funds zilivo, mna social security fund ipi ya maana Kunyaland kwanza mnajua hata nini ni social security fund? 😁😁😁

 

[nairobae]

Hamhesabu informal sector??

Wakati infromal sector mnaweka mpaka kwenye GDP yenu ya kitapeli.

mna bigger tax base ila hata kujenga ndogo mpaka mkope au PPP na mikopo mna default.

Hio tax base kubwa inawasaidia nini
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Nionyeshe mahali imeandikwa jobs in informal sector zinahesabiwa Kwa unemployment stats?

 

[concordile 101]

Hii ndio ushamba munaambiwa muwache, sio lazima cloakroom ikue nje, lakini sasa ona vile una fikira za kishamba na kimaskini.

Haha ndo maana umeambiwa nyinyi ni washamba huwez jua maana ya emergency na ukiambiwa nje sio kwamba Iko nje ya fence🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kwahiyo wafanyakazi wanaoishi nje ya main houses usiku inabid waje wawagongee wakitaka kunya🤣🤣🤣🤣