Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

toka kachezea lile panga naona saaahv anaona akaunti 2 zinaonekana moja 🀣 🀣 eti Nicxie sight haijakaa vizuri nn mpaka akili inasoma akaunti 2 kama 1
 
Masaki, Mikocheni, Msasani. Some of the fishing village's most expensive neighbourhoods.
This is what bongolalas think can compete with Nairobi. Top tier delusions.

Even our 'poor' estates are well planned with proper grids. In dar fishing village, you can't tell where the roads begins or end even in 'rich' estates.
Bongoslum's most expensive residential estates can only compete with the likes of Kahawa Sukari and Thome in Nairobi.

As one bongolala said the other day, Dar is more pedestrian friendly than Nairobi. I agree, because no car can drive through such a maze of narrow donkey tracts.



 
enhe what else?
 
Wewe ni desperation inakuuwa. Did you say hakuna picha ya Kariobangi? Isn't this one of pictures I posted here? Is this Temeke? View attachment 3604282
Nicxie nakusihi unywe maji mengi sana kama maji yapo hapo Nairobi ili ukipoze kichwa chako. Hakuna mtu aliyekataa kuwa picha hii siyo ya Nairobi na kuwa hayo maendeo siyo Kariobangi. Je umeona mtu amekataa? But picha hiyo ni Oblique. Dunia yote inasubiri picha moja tu ya drone kutoka kwa majirani zetu Kenya. Kumbuka Rais wa Singapore yupo hapa Tanzania amekuja na watalii na wawekezaji.

Ile Ndoto yenu na Ruto ya kuifanya Kenya Singapore itatimia leo. Waambie wataalam wote wa hapo Nairobi watume picha chap.

Kwa namna ulivyo mgumu wa kuelewa unadhani haya ni matani.
 
Mathare

Vingunguti


Mukuru slum
Tandale middle-class area


Kawangware slum

Mabibo middle-class area


Kangemi slum

Chang'ombe middle-class area


Dandora slum

Buguruni middle-class area


Baba Dogo slum
Manzese middle-class area


You have a long way to go bongolalas
 

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He is calling Kariobangi a slum, yet it's better planned and has better infrastructure than their two rich estates: Mikocheni and Msasani πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9_27Jn56o
The guy doesn't have bundles to watch such videos. He keeps asking for drone images nikimwekea videos kama hizo he says hana muda wa kuzipitia, kwamba yupo busy🀣🀣🀣🀣. Ako busy na anashinda hapa the whole day!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Then then comes back and ask for drone views then I ask myself kwani the video that I posted and which he declined to watch kwani zilichukuliwa na simu kama sio drone!

We are dealing with special cases here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
Hata hiyo Thome hauwezilinganisha na mitaa nyingi za "kifahari" kule dar slum
 
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