Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Your capacity to understand sarcasm is limited..so when I use slang you throw tantrums ( is that slang)… when I use real vocabulary you challenge my “not knowing American slang “… your reasoning is mixed up like a crackhead ( slang)…..Am a Kenyan American who mostly grew up in America and i don’t care you believe it or not it’s none of my beeswax ( slang maybe)…but as I put it earlier, educate yourself about an issue before jumping in like white on rice ( slang maybe)… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My capacity to understand your English is limited, sorry. Tell me then, if living in the US is so normal to you, why do you use it as a flex?
 
Sio efforts tu actually mmejaliwa ardhi yenye rutuba na kubwa, chakula chote EA kinatoka huko! Niko shocked why Njombe inapitwa na Kilimanjaro! Nina uhakika in a matter of time Njombe itakuwa juu ya Kilimanjaro! Kuna mikoa kama Ruvuma, Songwe, Kagera na Kigoma sijui tatizo ni nini?
Kilimamjaro kuna utalii, utalii Una hela sana!!
 
My capacity to understand your English is limited, sorry. Tell me then, if living in the US is so normal to you, why do you use it as a flex?
Now that you seem calm .. there is nothing wrong flexing to defend your honor…some of your homies have done it .. more power and respect to them… Just an example, when some on my side went hard on Icho boy about his job and “Tandale living”… you know we were just fucking with him … he responded with a Mercedes Benz whip ( sorry I mean vehicle) and a 100 inch tv in his crib ( sorry I mean house) …. I can give other examples but am sure if you have been following this thread you already know..but let’s talk about me….
The whole thing started when one of your homies talked shit about how Kenyans in the diaspora including the USA 🇺🇸 live desperate lives and mostly do menial jobs like cleaning white peoples toilets and bottoms ( check history)… as a Kenyan American, I came to my people’s defense and that’s where it started… many of you said I was faking where I reside . I was challenged to prove it… check history… for a while I was addressed as MwaiofKibera 🤣🤣 ( I actually respect Kibera hustlers)… I ignored it but they kept challenging me … i became the fake American… and just like you posted yesterday that you had enough… I say touche! … So I guess my response back was too much … but as I said my intention is always to play this battle on the grass unless your homies decide to take it in the backyard and play in the mud , then its game on…. But in the meantime ,it’s all good in my neck of the woods .. I appreciate my southern neighbors…
 
Now that you seem calm .. there is nothing wrong flexing to defend your honor…some of your homies have done it .. more power and respect to them… Just an example, when some on my side went hard on Icho boy about his job and “Tandale living”… you know we were just fucking with him … he responded with a Mercedes Benz whip ( sorry I mean vehicle) and a 100 inch tv in his crib ( sorry I mean house) …. I can give other examples but am sure if you have been following this thread you already know..but let’s talk about me….
The whole thing started when one of your homies talked shit about how Kenyans in the diaspora including the USA 🇺🇸 live desperate lives and mostly do menial jobs like cleaning white peoples toilets and bottoms ( check history)… as a Kenyan American, I came to my people’s defense and that’s where it started… many of you said I was faking where I reside . I was challenged to prove it… check history… for a while I was addressed as MwaiofKibera 🤣🤣 ( I actually respect Kibera hustlers)… I ignored it but they kept challenging me … i became the fake American… and just like you posted yesterday that you had enough… I say touche! … So I guess my response back was too much … but as I said my intention is always to play this battle on the grass unless your homies decide to take it in the backyard and play in the mud , then its game on…. But in the meantime ,it’s all good in my neck of the woods .. I appreciate my southern neighbors…
Please stop trying to impress with your supposed command of American English. The more you do, the more desperate you look. But nah bro don't make it seem like this is a response to someone calling you out. This is what you do. Someone post Tanzanian stadiums, you post American stadiums but with the additional "oh I was there" 🙄. Even if you were in them, why is that an important detail? Why are you even posting American stuff on here? Its like you're so needy of validation, like with all this slang terms you throwing out now and then referencing them. It's weird bro. Its wack. If you're in the US, so what. It's true, there are way more Kenyans in the US than Tanzanians. There are some Kenyans doing menial labor in the US and others doing quite well. Whether you are one or the other is besides the point. Whether you're even in the US is besides the point. It's one thing to mention it once, but why make it a theme? Notice this whole time I've never mentioned once where I live or have lived, because thats besides the point. I let my content speak for itself. But I'm just letting you know, what you're doing is weird, wack and pathetic. You're constantly flexing. Everything you post is a flex. You're so needy. It looks bad on you and its annoying as hell. Shit bro, we know the US is way more developed tha any country in Africa. And to be honest, that's a problem. The global wealth inequality a problem for poor Kenyans, its a problem for poor Tanzanians. But we've got this thing happening in possibly the most vibrant region in Africa: Kenya and Tanzania. Each with its own philosophy of development, each with its wins and shortcomings and fans. Who's on the right track? Idk, hopefully Tanzanians because the obvious. But I like to see what's happening in Kenya too because, after being Tanzanian first, I'm a Swahili-speaking East African second, and if aint gonna be Tanzania, then it might as well be Kenya.
 
What are you trying to prove?.. are you trying to compare Tanzania vs USA internet speed?…. Just for my curiosity …. Here you go .. a minute ago…
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Please stop trying to impress with your supposed command of American English. The more you do, the more desperate you look. But nah bro don't make it seem like this is a response to someone calling you out. This is what you do. Someone post Tanzanian stadiums, you post American stadiums but with the additional "oh I was there" 🙄. Even if you were in them, why is that an important detail? Why are you even posting American stuff on here? Its like you're so needy of validation, like with all this slang terms you throwing out now and then referencing them. It's weird bro. Its wack. If you're in the US, so what. It's true, there are way more Kenyans in the US than Tanzanians. There are some Kenyans doing menial labor in the US and others doing quite well. Whether you are one or the other is besides the point. Whether you're even in the US is besides the point. It's one thing to mention it once, but why make it a theme? Notice this whole time I've never mentioned once where I live or have lived, because thats besides the point. I let my content speak for itself. But I'm just letting you know, what you're doing is weird, wack and pathetic. You're constantly flexing. Everything you post is a flex. You're so needy. It looks bad on you and its annoying as hell. Shit bro, we know the US is way more developed tha any country in Africa. And to be honest, that's a problem. The global wealth inequality a problem for poor Kenyans, its a problem for poor Tanzanians. But we've got this thing happening in possibly the most vibrant region in Africa: Kenya and Tanzania. Each with its own philosophy of development, each with its wins and shortcomings and fans. Who's on the right track? Idk, hopefully Tanzanians because the obvious. But I like to see what's happening in Kenya too because, after being Tanzanian first, I'm a Swahili-speaking East African second, and if aint gonna be Tanzania, then it might as well be Kenya.
Nice talk .. but I challenge you to prove where I responded with an American stadium to contrast a Tanzanian stadium…please do!…check the context of the discussion…but when one of you compare a Tanzania project to an American one, then am free to respond in kind… when someone say Dodoma is developed ni kama Arizona or Alaska , that might fool most of you who have probably never ventured outside of TZ but I won’t put up with it since I have been to both Arizona and Alaska and making a comparison with Dodoma is hogwash… Unless you like your ego being massaged or don’t want me to call out your homies when they quote the United States… they have been doing so for long but I just ignored it since nobody here knew my background… but one can only tolerate for limited time….you understand that... so let’s all agree Dar is not New York of Africa…that’s pushing your luck too far..
 
Please stop trying to impress with your supposed command of American English. The more you do, the more desperate you look. But nah bro don't make it seem like this is a response to someone calling you out. This is what you do. Someone post Tanzanian stadiums, you post American stadiums but with the additional "oh I was there" 🙄. Even if you were in them, why is that an important detail? Why are you even posting American stuff on here? It’s like you're so needy of validation, like with all this slang terms you throwing out now and then referencing them. It's weird bro. Its wack. If you're in the US, so what. It's true, there are way more Kenyans in the US than Tanzanians. There are some Kenyans doing menial labor in the US and others doing quite well. Whether you are one or the other is besides the point. Whether you're even in the US is besides the point. It's one thing to mention it once, but why make it a theme? Notice this whole time I've never mentioned once where I live or have lived, because thats besides the point. I let my content speak for itself. But I'm just letting you know, what you're doing is weird, wack and pathetic. You're constantly flexing. Everything you post is a flex. You're so needy. It looks bad on you and its annoying as hell. Shit bro, we know the US is way more developed tha any country in Africa. And to be honest, that's a problem. The global wealth inequality a problem for poor Kenyans, its a problem for poor Tanzanians. But we've got this thing happening in possibly the most vibrant region in Africa: Kenya and Tanzania. Each with its own philosophy of development, each with its wins and shortcomings and fans. Who's on the right track? Idk, hopefully Tanzanians because the obvious. But I like to see what's happening in Kenya too because, after being Tanzanian first, I'm a Swahili-speaking East African second, and if aint gonna be Tanzania, then it might as well be Kenya.
Let me create a scenario to summarize it all:
TZ person: “ Hio ni kama America mwanangu”
Me: “ No it’s not even close”
TZ person: “ how do you know wewe mtu wa Kibera”
Me: “ coz I live in America “
TZ person: “ wacha uongo . Prove it. Wewe uko Kibera”
Me: “ never mind “
TZ person 2 : “ ule mmarekani wa Kibera alienda wapi”
Me: “ Niko tu mtu wa Tandale “
TZ persons 1,2,3 and 4 ( now they gang together)
Me: “ you want evidence?… ok here it is”
Kikunte : “ why are you flexing “
Scene !
🤣🤣🤣
 
Let me create a scenario to summarize it all:
TZ person: “ Hio ni kama America mwanangu”
Me: “ No it’s not even close”
TZ person: “ how do you know wewe mtu wa Kibera”
Me: “ coz I live in America “
TZ person: “ wacha uongo . Prove it. Wewe uko Kibera”
Me: “ never mind “
TZ person 2 : “ ule mmarekani wa Kibera alienda wapi”
Me: “ Niko tu mtu wa Tandale “
TZ persons 1,2,3 and 4 ( now they gang together)
Me: “ you want evidence?… ok here it is”
Kikunte : “ why are you flexing “
Scene !
🤣🤣🤣
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Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
😂😂😂
Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.
 
Naona watu wanapasua mayai kwa kwenda mbele
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Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
😂😂😂
Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.
 
Angalia hio horizontal infrastructure Vile ni mbovu. Mtu anaingia ofisini viatu vimejaa vumbi, very sad State
Ungejua quality ya sidewalks zilizojengwa hapo miaka ya 2022 usingeandika utumbo.
Picha yako ni 2020 before even BRT 2 haijapita hapo. Can you show us a latest photo or video of that area in 2025? And nowdays huo mtaa una Dustbins safi kila mahali

Huwa mnatengeneza your own happiness.
 
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