Cheka kwa kiingereza

Huu ni uzi wa kutupia vichekesho na vimbweka vya kingereza tu japo mimi nimeanza kwa kiswahili 😅😅 anza na hii


my son is stupid imaging he get zero even if i do his hormwork for him😅😅😅

😂😂😂

he just said "let's meet in town and you're already shaving ....
judith why????

there is no african guy with more than 5 boxers unless he was adopted😅😅😅😅

i will never watch bongo movie again how can a ghost wear BARAKOA😅😅😅

Wife sends programmer husband to grocery.
She tells him:
“I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.”
The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread.
The wife asks: “Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?”
To which the husband replies: “They had eggs.”😀😀😀

He is so tall that if he drinks milk, when it gets in his stomach it is already yoghurt...

mkhande95 said:

He is so tall that if he drinks milk, when it gets in his stomach it is already yoghurt...

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😅😅😅

name your daughter pregnant,so that when a guy meet her

Guy: hii am john
your dauhgter: hi am pregnant

case closed

"What's your name, boy?"
"Henry."
"Say 'sir' "
"Alright, Sir Henry..."

SumaEvara said:

name your daughter pregnant,so that when a guy meet her

Guy: hii am john
your dauhgter: hi am pregnant

case closed

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Guy1; "My girlfriend is one of the twins"
Guy2; "How can you tell them apart?"
Guy1; "Her brother's got a beard".

mkhande95 said:

Guy1; "My girlfriend is one of the twins"
Guy2; "How can you tell them apart?"
Guy1; "Her brother's got a beard".

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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 lol

some of you cant enjoy your relationship bcoz you Are busy trying to catch your partner cheating😅😅😅😅

nowdays if you ignore your woman for 5 days....you will found her in a 6 months relationship😅😅😅😅😅😅

those student who used to read three topics ahead of the teacher....do you have your june salary yet ???😅😅😅😅😅

SumaEvara said:

nowdays if you ignore your woman for 5 days....you will found her in a 6 months relationship😅😅😅😅😅😅

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😁😁😁

ladies please dont borrow our phones ...you make us delete important messeges,photos and videos.

if you have problems with you man dont come online and make other ladies think all men are dogs....carry your own dog to the vet

if my wife doesnt like you ....i'm sorry we dont like you😅😅😅😅