Cheka kwa kiingereza

[mkhande95]

Pupil; "Please Miss, would you punish someone for something he didn't do?"
Teacher; "Of course not".
Pupil; " Good. Because I haven't done my homework".

 

[mkhande95]

if you have problems with you man dont come online and make other ladies think all men are dogs....carry your own dog to the vet

😄

 

[SumadaVinci]

i sneezed at makert today and everybody was looking at me as if they have not seen a celebrity before

 

[SumadaVinci]

no matter how bad you are , you are not useless you can still be used as a bad example

 

[mkhande95]

no matter how bad you are , you are not useless you can still be used as a bad example

😆😆😆

 

[Nyaru-sare]

Kantai is Masai girl. if Kantai can tie a tie, why can't you tie a tie, as Kantai can tie a tie?

 

[SumadaVinci]

visiting your relative is not a problem ,,the problem is where to hung your underwear after shower😂😂😂😂

 

[Nyaru-sare]

visiting your relative is not a problem ,,the problem is where to hung your underwear after shower😂😂😂😂

It'll depend on types of relatives, like If my relative's dwelling members are all middle sized girls, just leave it as long as is not toned!!! they'll really admire and feel your hanging Boxer, as they see front portion, they all run crazy easily.

 

[hearly]

Huu ni uzi wa kutupia vichekesho na vimbweka vya kingereza tu japo mimi nimeanza kwa kiswahili [emoji28][emoji28] anza na hii


my son is stupid imaging he get zero even if i do his hormwork for him[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Hahaa

 

[hearly]

He is so tall that if he drinks milk, when it gets in his stomach it is already yoghurt...

Hahaa

 

[hearly]

Guy1; "My girlfriend is one of the twins"
Guy2; "How can you tell them apart?"
Guy1; "Her brother's got a beard".

Hahaa

 

[hearly]

Pupil; "Please Miss, would you punish someone for something he didn't do?"
Teacher; "Of course not".
Pupil; " Good. Because I haven't done my homework".

Hahaa

 

[hearly]

no matter how bad you are , you are not useless you can still be used as a bad example

Hahaa

 

[SumadaVinci]

im still keeping my Ex pictures , i want to show my kids how satan look like

 

[SumadaVinci]

you think people are offline?? try posting nudes and see
You wont even know when your grandmother logged in😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

Rose and Happy are you still virgin or you can explain???😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

After buying a new car

WHITES: congratulations✌️

BONGO: he should painted the house first😂

 

[Jagiya]

Ask a woman what kind of a man she wants..then sit and listen how she explains characteristics of non living things

 

[SumadaVinci]

Ask a woman what kind of a man she wants..then sit and listen how she explains characteristics of non living things

😂😂😂😂hatari

 

[Jagiya]

😂😂😂😂hatari

sanaa