Compilation, nasaha za JF

[ladyfurahia]

bestito usithubutu kwenda kule siasani yatakupata mabalaa bure
kwani mwenzio jana ile kuingia na kapost kangu ka
SI KILA MTU ATAONJA MJENGONI?
walivyonishambulia kwa :frusty::frusty::frusty: si mchezo yaani hadi
nimepata majeraha ya mdomo hebu ona hapa :tape::tape:

......hahahaa ii imetulia sana FaizaFoxy
ila natamani niende siasa............ Heaven on earth uje unisindikize!

 

[The secretary]

Siwezi kuandika kicheko nilichotoa hapa kwenye keyboad ila ukweli umenianzishia weekend yangu murua sana FaizaFoxy.

By the way unaoleka weye?

Mamaaa wa vitumbua Lady doctor mumeo anakuita

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Uchokozi huo!

Thread yako imenikumbusha moja mwanajukwaa aliomba ushauri ukikutana na tembo ufanyeje.
Kuna mchangiaji mmoja alimshauri kuwa achukue simu, halafu atishie kama anampigia Kinana, eti tembo atakimbia.
Nilishinda nakenua siku nzima.

 

[Lady doctor]

Mamaaa wa vitumbua Lady doctor mumeo anakuita

jamani mbona hivyo we mbibi, kwani mi ni FaizaFoxy?

 

[mdida]

Nikiwa kazini nafanya kazi haraka, umakini na kumaliza kwa wakati ili niingie JF niburudike.

 

[Arushaone]

Mamaaa wa vitumbua Lady doctor mumeo anakuita

Acha umbea shem, nilikuwa namtafutia mke mdogo wangu LiverpoolFC yuko bachela muda mrefu.

CC Lady doctor.

 

[Lady doctor]

Acha umbea shem, nilikuwa namtafutia mke mdogo wangu LiverpoolFC yuko bachela muda mrefu.

CC Lady doctor.

aisee.... Basi sawa!

 

[Washawasha]

Santeeee na safi sana bi dada.
Nalog off

 

[Viol]

FaizaFoxy this is creative,inafurahisha na comments zingine zinafanya uwaze kweli nikifanya hivi simba ataniacha?

good one aisee!

 

[FaizaFoxy]

jamani mbona hivyo we mbibi, kwani mi ni FaizaFoxy?

Asalaam Aleykum! kama unaitwa na mumeo nenda bibi dokta, kaiachie.

 

[measkron]

Si uongo.

Yaani ni ukweli mtupu huku kuna raha yake ila kuna majukwaa ni full stress ha ha haaaa!! Humu humu chitchat na MMU pananitosha

 

[measkron]

Asalaam Aleykum! kama unaitwa na mumeo nenda bibi dokta, kaiachie.

Lol dada FaizaFoxy tafsida wapi.... Ila hujalosea huyu bibie Lady doctor ndo ana ndoa changa juzi tu kaolewa na Arushaone

 

[measkron]

FaizaFoxy unaona raha ya uraiani,
Natamani nisirudi tena kule siasani, loooh.

Ha ha haaaa Mamndenyi kule ni balaa, huku raha tupu FaizaFoxy bakia huku kula kulikuletea ban and we missed you a lot and we are not ready to miss you again kwa story Kama hii ya leo

 

[Mamndenyi]

Ha ha haaaa Mamndenyi kule ni balaa, huku raha tupu FaizaFoxy bakia huku kula kulikuletea ban and we missed you a lot and we are not ready to miss you again kwa story Kama hii ya leo

Siasani siyo mchezo ukiwa na moyo mdogo utapotezwa jf milele.

 

[mwekundu]

They are damn so creative

Ukijamba kwa hasira ....UTAJINYEA

 

[Katavi]

Afu unaweza kuta walioandika hizo comment ni mawaziri au baba na familia zao na huamkiwa na watoto nyumbani.

laiti tukijuana majina yetu halisi nadhani wengi tutabaki midomo wazi.....

 

[Katavi]

ni balaa.

 

[Lady doctor]

Asalaam Aleykum! kama unaitwa na mumeo nenda bibi dokta, kaiachie.

Aleykum mkristo! Nimeiachia bila hiana sasahivi ni legelege mwilimnzima, yaani kiufupi nimeamka na hangover ya kudenyiwa!

 

[Lady doctor]

Lol dada FaizaFoxy tafsida wapi.... Ila hujalosea huyu bibie Lady doctor ndo ana ndoa changa juzi tu kaolewa na Arushaone

halafu mazaa nitakuzingua ujue, wewe hupaswi kuiongelea familia yangu hadharani atii!

 

[measkron]

Aleykum mkristo! Nimeiachia bila hiana sasahivi ni legelege mwilimnzima, yaani kiufupi nimeamka na hangover ya kudenyiwa!

Mmmmhhhh......