Demu mzuri lakini kajamba!

Dejavu · May 31, 2018

chuma cha mjerumani said:
Angejinyea siungeenda kutangaza kwenye radio na TV kabsaa.

Angejinyea ningekausha tu...tukio la kujamba linachekesha sana jamani. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Shadeeya · May 31, 2018

chuma cha mjerumani said:
Angejinyea siungeenda kutangaza kwenye radio na TV kabsaa.

Hahaaa. Lol.

mshipa · May 31, 2018

Kwani kujamba ni ajabu kiasi hicho hadi unaanzisha uzi?

Shadeeya · May 31, 2018

mbalizi1 said:
Aiseee

Hahaaa. Ndio hivyo Mbalizi.

Kijana kaona ni jambo la ajabu.

Mwifwa · May 31, 2018

Alikuwa ananyosha mbavu

mbalizi1 · May 31, 2018

Hajar said:
Hahaaa. Ndio hivyo Mbalizi.

Kijana kaona ni jambo la ajabu.

Vijana baana

hahahaaaaaa

Dejavu · May 31, 2018

Hajar said:
Hahaaa. Ndio hivyo Mbalizi.

Kijana kaona ni jambo la ajabu.

Kwani wewe unaona kawaida best? Its so unusual yaani demu kujamba hadharani? I never seen this shiit before.

ze-dudu · May 31, 2018

Dejavu said:
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] utakuwa mpiga deki mwandamizi wa kule bondeni kutamu.

bondeni wapi huko tena mdau

Moisemusajiografii · May 31, 2018

Huyo ndiyo safi. Hafichifichi siri. Ni muwazi anajamba mubashar

Shadeeya · May 31, 2018

mbalizi1 said:
Vijana baana

hahahaaaaaa

Hahaaaa. Akikua ataona jambo la kawaida.

mbalizi1 · May 31, 2018

Hajar said:
Hahaaaa. Akikua ataona jambo la kawaida.

Hakika

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Ujue kijana kageuka kuwa kichekesho na kwa namna alivohadithia sasa!

Hazard CFC · May 31, 2018

Hahahaha daaaaaaa

Mimi niseme tu aiseee

Shadeeya · May 31, 2018

Dejavu said:
Kwani wewe unaona kawaida best? Its so unusual yaani demu kujamba hadharani? I never seen this shiit before.

Mmh. Usisahahu kuna bahati mbaya pia.

Waeza kuta halikuwa lengo hata kwamba na wewe usikie au ujue ila ndio imeshatokea ulipaswa kuvunga tu.

mbalizi1 · May 31, 2018

Mwifwa said:
Alikuwa ananyosha mbavu

Chief kwema

Shadeeya · May 31, 2018

mbalizi1 said:
Hakika

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Ujue kijana kageuka kuwa kichekesho na kwa namna alivohadithia sasa!

Hahahaaa. Mie nilijikuta nacheka kwa sauti aiseee.

Yaani kama sio mtu anayeishi hii dunia tunayoishi sisi kwa jinsi alivyoshangaa.

mbalizi1 · May 31, 2018

Hajar said:
Mmh. Usisahahu kuna bahati mbaya pia.

Waeza kuta halikuwa lengo hata kwamba na wewe usikie au ujue ila ndio imeshatokea ulipaswa kuvunga tu.

Kijana kasahau kuwa mkubwa huwa hajambi[emoji23] [emoji23] anapumua

mbalizi1 · May 31, 2018

Hajar said:
Hahahaaa. Mie nilijikuta nacheka kwa sauti aiseee.

Yaani kama sio mtu anayeishi hii dunia tunayoishi sisi kwa jinsi alivyoshangaa.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Hazard CFC · May 31, 2018

Siku ukikutana na anae banja umpige picha utuletee kabisa[emoji23] [emoji23]

adden · May 31, 2018

Mi ningekuuskia ningejua kama ana marinda au laa!

GENTAMYCINE · May 31, 2018

Dejavu said:
Nilikuwa somewhere stationery natoa photocopy then Mara ghafla kaingia demu mrembo wa haja nae kupata huduma stationery, jumla tukawa watatu mule ndani..Mimi na mhudumu pamoja na demu mwenye figure bomba, tako murua na tepetepe kama sofa la sufi,, sura ka Alicia keys, nywele natural long and flowing yaani kakamilika mbebi....! Tukiwa kimya almost wote Mara demu akajamba "puuuuuu" afu akaniangalia akaniambia "excuse me" nikajifanya mzungu nikamjibu.."its all gud!!! Hauna haja ya kuzuia gesi tumboni dawa ni kuiachia tu ipite" nikacheka kinafiki kumridhisha tu ila kimoyomoyo nikamvua vyeo vyote nilipanga kuchukua na namba nikaharisha, demu gani hana hata manners and can't behave? Afu ushuzi unanuka kama mapanki ya mwanza yale ya Darwin's nightmare Nahisi hata marinda anaweza kuwa hana ndio maana she can't hold gas in kwenye halaiki.

Nimekaa hapa muda huu ndio nakumbuka Leo ndio Mara ya kwanza kuona demu mzuri anajamba hadharani tangu nimezaliwa. Ooooopsiii! Wanawake wasiri sana maana mwanzoni nilihisi labda hata huwa hawajambi especially wale warembo zaidi.

No sweat...ila ndo hivyo demu mzuri lakini kajamba.

Kwa kukusaidia tu Mkuu kama kuna Jinsia ambayo kungekuwa na Kombe la Dunia la ' Ujambaji ' basi kila Msimu wa hayo Mashindano wangekuwa Mabingwa ni ya Kike / Wanawake. Humu kwenye Madaladala ' wanatujambia ' sana hadi inafika muda Sisi Wanaume tunashikana mashati na kusingiziana ' Kujamba ' kumbe ' Lijambaji ' limekaa tu katika Siti na ' Dela ' lake Kubwa tu huku ' likikodolea ' Simu yake na ' mimacho ' yake inazunguka utadhani Mamba wa Mto Ruaha ameona Kitoweo.

Tena bora ukutane na Mwanamke aliyejamba akiwa Kavaa ama Sketi tu au Suruali lakini ikitoke ukakutana na Mwanamke aliyevaa ' Dela ' halafu ' akajamba ' utakoma kuringa kwani Kwanza ule ' Ushuzi ' wake akishamaliza Kuutoa mule ndani ya ' Dela ' huwa unazunguka mule mule ndani huku ukijikusanya tayari kabisa kuanza kupenya nje na kuja Kutusumbua Sisi Raia wema tusiokuwa na hatia yoyote / kosa lolote lile.

Demu mzuri lakini kajamba!

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