Demu mzuri lakini kajamba!

[Dejavu]

Nilikuwa somewhere stationery natoa photocopy then Mara ghafla kaingia demu mrembo wa haja nae kupata huduma stationery, jumla tukawa watatu mule ndani..Mimi na mhudumu pamoja na demu mwenye figure bomba, tako murua na tepetepe kama sofa la sufi,, sura ka Alicia keys, nywele natural long and flowing yaani kakamilika mbebi....! Tukiwa kimya almost wote Mara demu akajamba "puuuuuu" afu akaniangalia akaniambia "excuse me" nikajifanya mzungu nikamjibu.."its all gud!!! Hauna haja ya kuzuia gesi tumboni dawa ni kuiachia tu ipite" nikacheka kinafiki kumridhisha tu ila kimoyomoyo nikamvua vyeo vyote nilipanga kuchukua na namba nikaharisha, demu gani hana hata manners and can't behave? Afu ushuzi unanuka kama mapanki ya mwanza yale ya Darwin's nightmare Nahisi hata marinda anaweza kuwa hana ndio maana she can't hold gas in kwenye halaiki.

Nimekaa hapa muda huu ndio nakumbuka Leo ndio Mara ya kwanza kuona demu mzuri anajamba hadharani tangu nimezaliwa. Ooooopsiii! Wanawake wasiri sana maana mwanzoni nilihisi labda hata huwa hawajambi especially wale warembo zaidi.

No sweat...ila ndo hivyo demu mzuri lakini kajamba.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Watoto Bwana, binadamu wote ni sawa

 

[Shadeeya]

Hahaaaa. Nimecheka kwa sauti lol.

Kwa kuwa naye ni binadamu aliyekamilika kama wengine sioni kama alichokifanya ni kitu cha ajabu sababu huenda ikawa amepon**kwa.

Eti "Excuse me" lol.

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

Ka-riwaya kafupi lakini katamu

 

[Dejavu]

Ka-riwaya kafupi lakini katamu

Yaani aka kariwaya unaweza kukachukulia hata mkopo Saccos.

Kanakopesheka!

 

[Heci]

Dejavu post yako ya Kwanza umeandika uharo, hii aibu ya uharo huu utaificha wapi? Kichwani hamna kitu

 

[mapipando]

Aiseee nampongeza kwa ujasiri wake.

 

[mapipando]

Dejavu post yako ya Kwanza umeandika uharo, hii aibu ya uharo huu utaificha wapi? Kichwani hamna kitu

Duh nimecheka sana mkuu,kwahiyo huyu mdau post zake ni kuhusu harufu mbaya tu.

 

[Dejavu]

Dejavu post yako ya Kwanza umeandika uharo, hii aibu ya uharo huu utaificha wapi? Kichwani hamna kitu

As long as nimekuwa verified member nitahara sana humu. Jiandae tu kuzoa Dada. [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[NAKWEDE]

Eeeee Yesu wa Nazareth!!

 

[NAKWEDE]

Watoto Bwana, binadamu wote ni sawa

Halafu eti kijambo cha huyo dada ndio hadi amefungua ID mpya leo hii!!!

 

[Leak]

Upumbavu mtupu....asiyejamba huyo ni mfu...na toka lini kujamba kuwakawa na uhusiano na hewa safi? hakuna hewa safi kwenye kujamba.....
Kama hujambi basi wewe unaumwa kabisa......

 

[Dejavu]

Halafu eti kijambo cha huyo dada ndio hadi amefungua ID mpya leo hii!!!

Ameniangusha sana..yaani na uzuri wote ule anajamba kijambo kinanuka vile afu kwa sauti bora hata angepiga kale kaushuzi ka siri...kale ka Yusuuuuuuuuufu! Kimya kimya yaani.

 

[ze-dudu]

Nahisi hata marinda anaweza kuwa hana ndio maana she can't hold gas in kwenye halaiki.

stori nzima nimevutiwa na hapa tu

 

[Dejavu]

Upumbavu mtupu....asiyejamba huyo ni mfu...na toka lini kujamba kuwakawa na uhusiano na hewa safi? hakuna hewa safi kwenye kujamba.....

Tatizo ni mrembo sana afu kajamba kwa sauti kila mtu akasikia.

Bora hata angejamba kimya kimya kale kaushuzi chonganishi ili tumtafute mchawi na walikuwa wote wanawake lawama zingeniangukia Mimi sometimes ni bora alijamba kwa sauti kubwa hivyo I was safe from kusingiziwa.

Demu mzuri unajamba kijambo cha sauti ni aibu.

 

[Sax]

Tumbo ndo limejamba matako ni spika tu.....

 

[Dejavu]

Tumbo ndo limejamba matako ni spika tu.....

Nimecheka sana! Ahahahahah! Eti tako spika tu kama Job Ndugai.

 

[Dejavu]

stori nzima nimevutiwa na hapa tu

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] utakuwa mpiga deki mwandamizi wa kule bondeni kutamu.

 

[mbalizi1]

Aiseee

 

[chuma cha mjerumani]

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