FC Barcelona (Barça or Blaugrana) | Special Thread

[Gang Chomba]

-Nimeangalia BBC Swahili na habari za Star Tv sijaona wakitangaza hiyo habari, una uhakika ni kesho?

dah kweli timu hii haina tofauti na Mji Mpwapwa.
kweli wakongwe wao wanakuja kimyakimya pasipo hata kujulikana?

dah nicheke mie kwi kwi kwiiiii

 

[Gang Chomba]

Ukiachana na Chelsea na Man City, hakuna club nyingine EPL wenye Beki kama Marc Bartra, sio Man U, Arsenal, Liverpool wala naniiiiii

dobi wa kweli mpe Kaniki...
tutamuona siku akikumbana na Cavani na jeshi lake la Ardhini

 

[Aleyn]

dah kweli timu hii haina tofauti na Mji Mpwapwa.
kweli wakongwe wao wanakuja kimyakimya pasipo hata kujulikana?

dah nicheke mie kwi kwi kwiiiii

-Hey mzazi mwenzangu huku umekuja kufata nini?
-Nani kakwambia Barca haijatangazwa, watengaza ktk vyombo vingine ila sio Star tv.
-hufai mzee, kalale mzee, ondoka, mzee, Ishia zako mzeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

[Gang Chomba]

Dah, pole sana. Umeenda hospital lakini?

kwi kwi kwi Mourinho ,juve2012 , zeroseventytwo mje muone chumba cha wagonjwa na wauguzi wakieana pole kama kipindi kileeee cha enzi zile RTD

 

[Aleyn]

dobi wa kweli mpe Kaniki...
tutamuona siku akikumbana na Cavani na jeshi lake la Ardhini

-Edinson Cavan ndo nani wewe!? Yule anaweza fichwa kama wengine wafichwavyo.

 

[Aleyn]

kwi kwi kwi Mourinho ,juve2012 , zeroseventytwo mje muone chumba cha wagonjwa na wauguzi wakieana pole kama kipindi kileeee cha enzi zile RTD

-Dota, Gang Chomba anakuchokoza. Njoo umuone!!!!
-Gang Chomba mwanangu akija sitaki matani ya uchumba uchumba, hususani wewe na Mourinho.
-Mwanangu bado mtoto ohoooooooooo!!!!!!

 

[Asprin]

Hahahaha!!! Daddy mapenzi yangu nilianza toka enzi zile tuko na Sir Alex Ferguson wewe mwenyewe unajua jinsi gani dunia ilivyokuwa ikifurahia soka zuri miaka hii kina Moyes wakatuharibia, si haba LVG anajitahid, bas Daddy ndo hivyo tena nilishapenda lakini si unaona sijasahau nyumbani angalau nina vichembe chembe vya Barca, mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka usijal siku moja naweza kurud home mazima.

Mtani kumbe we bado mdogo enh???

 

[everlenk]

Mtani kumbe we bado mdogo enh???

Mtani ni kweli ila si mdogo kihiivyo ni kama wewe hapo wajiita babu wakati hata 35 hujafika lol

 

[Asprin]

Mtani ni kweli ila si mdogo kihiivyo ni kama wewe hapo wajiita babu wakati hata 35 hujafika lol

Mtani mimi niko 55. Nitake radhi kabla sijahamishia kikojoleo chako usoni mchana kweupe.

 

[everlenk]

Mtani mimi niko 55. Nitake radhi kabla sijahamishia kikojoleo chako usoni mchana kweupe.

Thubutuuuuuuuu!!! Walahi !! Huna miaka hiyo!!!

 

[Asprin]

Thubutuuuuuuuu!!! Walahi !! Huna miaka hiyo!!!

Haya hebu nitabirie nikupe zawadi ya pipi....:welcome:

 

[everlenk]

Haya hebu nitabirie nikupe zawadi ya pipi....:welcome:

Hahahaha!! Pipi hainitoshi panda dau kidogo....

 

[Aleyn]

-Majuzi nimeota Real Madrid anapigwa si chini ya 3 na Atletico Madrid.

 

[everlenk]

-Majuzi nimeota Real Madrid anapigwa si chini ya 3 na Atletico Madrid.

Daddy hawa RM watakutia uchizi, UEFA mbona tunabeba pamoja na La Liga, halafu leo usiku saa 3 tutacheza na Seville useme tena hujui time.

 

[everlenk]

Messi kashafanya yake
Barca 1-0 Sevilla

 

[Aleyn]

jesuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!!!!!

 

[Babchabi]

Ht 1-2 messi and neymar

 

[Aleyn]

Unforgettable free kick!!!!

 

[everlenk]

jesuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!!!!!

Tatizo humu hamko sharp ndo maana mm najiendea England.... Mzima daddy? Net inanisumbua

 

[Aleyn]

Tatizo humu hamko sharp ndo maana mm najiendea England.... Mzima daddy? Net inanisumbua

-Am good, hili Jukwaa la Barca halina udaku udaku na majungu.
-England kule maneno mengi harafu hakuna wanachofanya nje taifa lao.
-Kesho nipo Manchester City, nitashabikia Man City coz mpira wanaocheza unasomeka, ni tofauti na Man U.
Umepona Dota?