Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Jamiix]

Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s di*k is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

Akiwa tumboni mzee akaendelea kupiga

 

[Jamiix]

Watu wanatunga maneno halafu wanamsingizia Mugabe. Asilimia kubwa ya hiyo 'misemo' ni ya kutunga.

Kwani mugabe yeye hatungi!!!????

 

[lady Jay]

huyu babu kam asingekua raisi angekua bonge la comedian...

hehehe sure

 

[venchwa]

Girls how do you feel to loose your virginity because of TECNO P3 or HUAWEI y 320. Now new version is iPhone 7, couldn't you tolerate for iPhone 7 to remove your begotten stickers in your bodies?


Kwa kiswahili

Hivi unajisikiaje wewe dada uliepoteza BIKIRA YAKO kwa aajili ya TECNO p3 au HUAWEI y320???
Hivi ni kweli ulishndwa kua MVUMILIVU JAPO KIDOGO TUU[emoji15][emoji15]
ONA SASA Iphone 7 imeshatoka
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[N'yadikwa]

 

[Tareeq]

True kaka

 

[Mkushi Da Gama]

Hekima za simba wa Africa

 

[Wise1]

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Ha ha ha ha ha Aisee!!

 

[Sahani20]

uzuri wa macho

 

[Sahani20]

huyu mzee amezeeka mpaka macho hayaoni tena

 

[FM stereo]

huyu mzee amezeeka mpaka macho hayaoni tena

lakin ubongo wake bado uko vizur

 

[hemmingway]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[kbmk]

Alikua ana tafta nini vyeti vyooote hivi? Full list of President Mugabe's 18 degrees: 7 academic, 11 honorary, 3 revoked - My Zimbabwe News

 

[Crocodiletooth]

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Tutiririshe busara za mzee wetu Huyu....
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some wisdom are good for us like this one here;-

I am still the Hitler of the time.
This Hitler has only one objective
justice for his people, sovereignt
for his people, recognition of the
independence of his people and
their rights over their resources.
that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler
tenfold. Ten times, that is what w
stand for.
Robert Mugabe
****
The only white man you can trust
is a dead white man.
Robert Mugabe

 

[Crocodiletooth]

 

[HARUFU]

Ha ....

 

[Crocodiletooth]

If President Barack Obama wants
me to allow marriage for same-s
couples in my country
(Zimbabwe), he must come here
so that I marry him first.
Robert Mugabe

 

[Crocodiletooth]

Some quotes from idd amin../
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His Excellency, President for Life,
Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi
Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of
All the Beasts of the Earth and
Fishes of the Seas and Conquero
of the British Empire in Africa in
General and Uganda in Particular
Idi Amin
****

The problem with me is that I am
fifty or one hundred years ahead
of my time. My speed is very fast
Some ministers have had to drop
out of my government because
they could not keep up.
Idi Amin
****

I have to keep law and order and
it means that I have to kill my
enemies before they kill me.
Idi Amin
****

If we knew the meaning to
everything that is happening to u
then there would be no meaning.
Idi Amin

 

[mdau kbt]

Huhuhuhu

 

[kagiye]

Ha ....

Hahaj