PATIE DE CHRISS
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Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter
Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter
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Behaviourist
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Hivi ni kweli jamaa huwa anaongea haya mambo???
Bufa
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Hizi ni memes zinatengenezwa kufurahisha halaiki, Comrade Mugabe hajawahi sema haya ila zinachekesha sana.
MTK
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Tutiririshe busara za mzee wetu Huyu....
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some wisdom are good for us like this one here;-
I am still the Hitler of the time.
This Hitler has only one objective
justice for his people, sovereignt
for his people, recognition of the
independence of his people and
their rights over their resources.
that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler
tenfold. Ten times, that is what w
stand for.
Robert Mugabe
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The only white man you can trust
is a dead white man.
Robert Mugabe
Sahihisha heading; sio Son of Africa andika "Rogue of Africa"; common Men!
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Wolle Melkas Fernando
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“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”
12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”
13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
matunzo ziro
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Hahahahaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...please spare my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!![emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] nmecheka kwa herufi kubwaaaa
Wolle Melkas Fernando
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Hahaaa, its so funny!
Sir_Mimi
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Respect pregnant women because it is not easy walking around in town with evidence that you have had unprotected sex.
No African girl will choose six pack over six cars.So stop going to the gym and go to work.
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No African girl will choose six pack over six cars.So stop going to the gym and go to work.
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Pritty wa joseph
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Nimechekaa kwa sauti[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
Wolle Melkas Fernando
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Hahaaaa!!!!
ustadhijuma
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Mnamsingizia mh mugabe