Funny in reality

MOST WANTED · 2013-05-30T06:03:34+00:00

CKIA CMU KUTOKA U.S.A OBAMA: vp dogo mambo yanaendaje? KiKWETE: poa kaka shikamoo! OBAMA: marahaba dogo! Dogo yule raisi wa china kafuata nini huko? KiKWETE: kaja hutubia kaka!Obama: kwani kwao hamna majukwaa? KiKWETE: yapo sema nini ameniletea hela kidogo za kujengea ukumbi wa mikutano! OBAMA: cheki dogo mlivyo mafala yani miaka 50 ya kujitawala bado hamjajenga hata ukumbi wa mikutano! Halafu nimesikia kakupa mikataba mingi usaini inahusu nini? KiKWETE:kaka mi mwenyewe siielewi kwa sababu yote imeandikwa kichina! OBAMA : angalia dogo usije kuuza mali zangu bila kujua! KiKWETE: hapana kaka mali zako zipo salama! OBAMA: haya dogo, mwezi wa sita nakuja kukagua migodi yangu, mipaka ya kigamboni na gesi mana nasikia nyani wako wanaandamana kisa gesi! Kikwete: nitajitahidi kuwatuliza kaka, ila uje na hela za kuwapoza! OBAMA: powa dogo ila jitahidi gesi ije dar yote hapana kuwaachia kule! KiKWETE: haya kaka ila uniletee na hela nataka nijenge bandari bagamoyo! OBAMA: bandari ya nini wakati ya dar inayenyewe inakushinda au unataka maujiko kwenu? Alafu na ile serengeti national park naitaka iwe yangu! KIKWETE; kuhuxu ilo ucwe na tatzo na ntakupa na zanyiongeza kama mikumi,manyara na ruaha maana wenzangu wanawachukua wanyama wanapga pesa xaxa ngoja niziuze niwakomoe. OBAMA; Haya dogo ntakuja na midola mxalimie shem KIKWETE; Xawa kaka!

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Start date May 30, 2013

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May 30, 2013

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