How I imagine people in JF

Neemah said:

Worry not, dear!
I know nobody here
Si kichwa wala mkia
Salamu zimekufikia​

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They all say that worry not but ukigeuza kichwa they ngonga you on ur behind....i have this one example right but i am not saying its you....this two girls were best friends right...one loves to cook and the other doesnt..so yule ambaye anapenda kupika alikuwa akipika anamuita rafiki yake na bf wake..so ikawa liek that kumbe demu analake jambo kichwani alikuwa anapanga sheria...anajidai anampenda rafiki yake kumbe anakula sahani moja..anamlia bwana wake...by the time anakuja kutahamaki rafiki mjamzito..na alikuwa anamwambia hivyohivyo ooh trust me on this siwezi kutoka na bwana wa rafiki yangu period,.....

kelly01 said:

They all say that worry not but ukigeuza kichwa they ngonga you on ur behind....i have this one example right but i am not saying its you....this two girls were best friends right...one loves to cook and the other doesnt..so yule ambaye anapenda kupika alikuwa akipika anamuita rafiki yake na bf wake..so ikawa liek that kumbe demu analake jambo kichwani alikuwa anapanga sheria...anajidai anampenda rafiki yake kumbe anakula sahani moja..anamlia bwana wake...by the time anakuja kutahamaki rafiki mjamzito..na alikuwa anamwambia hivyohivyo ooh trust me on this siwezi kutoka na bwana wa rafiki yangu period,.....

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And that means you don't trust your Cupcake. If so, you're putting your relationship on the balance.

Na sijui ni kwanini watu wanapenda ku-blame the other remote party badala ya the proximate one!!

Neemah said:

And that means you don't trust your Cupcake. If so, you're putting your relationship on the balance.

Na sijui ni kwanini watu wanapenda ku-blame the other remote party badala ya the proximate one!!

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Anani trust mimi...sijui kama umeupata ujumbe au you are playing dumb

sasa neemah ic wamenifungia kutuma PM una namba ya simu au ID ya skype tuongee......

She said this:

i have this one example right but i am not saying its you....

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And, in turn, I said this:

Na sijui ni kwanini watu wanapenda ku-blame the other remote party badala ya the proximate one!!

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Yo Yo said:

sasa neemah ic wamenifungia kutuma PM una namba ya simu au ID ya skype tuongee......

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Oh, I'm sorry, dear! I'm no longer using skype. Mmmh, namba ya simu!?

Neemah said:

And that means you don't trust your Cupcake. If so, you're putting your relationship on the balance.

Na sijui ni kwanini watu wanapenda ku-blame the other remote party badala ya the proximate one!!

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I didn't say i don't trust my cupcake!...i was just giving an exmple wa wanawake wanaosema ooh trust me siwezi kutoka na bf wa rafiki yangu blah blah blah!...which i know for sure ukimtongozza cupcake unapotez amuda wako atakutoa baruti and we don't have secrets....we are so open...

Yo Yo said:

sasa neemah ic wamenifungia kutuma PM una namba ya simu au ID ya skype tuongee......

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kama kuandika PM unapatwa na kigugumizi je utaweza kuongea kwenye simu?..si ndiyo utakuwa bubu kabisa eeh...?

Neemah said:

Oh, I'm sorry, dear! I'm no longer using skype. Mmmh, namba ya simu!?

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Nipe hata location basi......tuonane

kelly01 said:

kama kuandika PM unapatwa na kigugumizi je utaweza kuongea kwenye simu?..si ndiyo utakuwa bubu kabisa eeh...?

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huwezi kuamini nmegundua neemah ni member mmoja hapa mtulivu,mnyenyekevu,ana busara,mpole,hana mapepe,hana makuu.......niamini

Yo Yo said:

huwezi kuamini nmegundua neemah ni member mmoja hapa mtulivu,mnyenyekevu,ana busara,mpole,hana mapepe,hana makuu.......niamini

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Oya, hebu acha kumfatafata Nee... nitakukoa makonzi ukiendelea...

kelly01 said:

I didn't say i don't trust my cupcake!...i was just giving an exmple wa wanawake wanaosema ooh trust me siwezi kutoka na bf wa rafiki yangu blah blah blah!...which i know for sure ukimtongozza cupcake unapotez amuda wako atakutoa baruti and we don't have secrets....we are so open...

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Mind those keys, dear!!

SteveD said:

Oya, hebu acha kumfatafata Nee... nitakukoa makonzi ukiendelea...

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hahahahaah!...kasheshe hapo nani zaidi!..

Nee kazi unayo shosti..naona vijana wawili wamekuangukia..

midea said:

Mie wewe kelly nakuangalia tu humu.....

As one of utamu victims.....ujue sikuangalii hivi hivi...

Ngedere wewe....once proved wewe ndie huyo mmiliki wa zeutam,ujue nakupandia ndege..nikutahiri..nyau we!

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Kunywa some Kool-aid ebo!!

SteveD said:

Oya, hebu acha kumfatafata Nee... nitakukoa makonzi ukiendelea...

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hihihihihihi mkuu kumbe unakula chabo........nataka kuwasiliana nae tu mambo ya kawaida tu......alafu si unajua mie joka la kibisa.....

Yo Yo said:

hihihihihihi mkuu kumbe unakula chabo........nataka kuwasiliana nae tu mambo ya kawaida tu......alafu si unajua mie joka la kibisa.....

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...kuwasiliana naye nini... acha miyeyusho hapa. 😡 ... eti joka, joka gani... mjusi wee!!

SteveD said:

Oya, hebu acha kumfatafata Nee... nitakukoa makonzi ukiendelea...

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Babu vipi umeshikwa na wivu? alafu naona nyie akina ngosha mna wivu wa haraka haraka vipi hamjiamini au?-IMHO

Icadon said:

Babu vipi umeshikwa na wivu? alafu naona nyie akina ngosha mna wivu wa haraka haraka vipi hamjiamini au?-IMHO

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Mkuu, umeshaniita ngosha halafu unasema sijiamini...?! kwa home haya ni maneno mawili yasiyo co-exist!! 🙂

unajua usipowakemea hawa vijana wa siku hizi haraka na mara moja wanapoanza kebehi zao wanaona wamepatiwa blank cheque ya lolote lile..

SteveD said:

Oya, hebu acha kumfatafata Nee... nitakukoa makonzi ukiendelea...

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LOL!...mnataka kutoboana macho mtandaoni..😉 haya siye yetu macho...😉 SteveD hivi watu bado wanapiga makonzi?

Kelly,mbona Penny simuoni leo??,nimejaribu kumtafuta viwanja vyote humu jamvini lakini wapi