How stupid do these people sound? If you know anything about Project Management

[sblandes]

Watu kama nyie ndio wanaowapenda msiokuwa na abc za mambo husika zaidi ya kuropoka.

Hao watu wanapiga porojo tu, tatizo lipo kwao sio mkandarasi.

Una tatizo dogo sana kwenye gray matter, you can not read between the lines.

 

[don-mike]

Nimemsikiliza waziri,akilinganisha pesa alizolipwa mkandarasi katika mwaka mmoja wa SSH,na huko nyuma.

Pia mkandarasi abaye ni Arab Contractor ni taasisi ya serikali ya Misri ana mapungufu mengi mno,kalalamikiwa sana na Waziri Mkuu enzi za mjomba Magufuli hadi utawala huu wa Mama Samia.
Bado kuna huyo project consultant nae ni big issue.Utadhani amewekwa mfukoni na Mkandarasi.

Tanesco sio wa kumlaumu sana,tumesikia wanasiasa ndio wana kauli ya management ya Tanesco kila mara inabadirishwa.

Lakini yote haya mapungufu na kucheleweshwa mradi kukamilika,yawezekana yametokana na watawala kudhani mkandarasi huyo kujaza wataalamu wamisri wenye madegree ya Daktari kibao ndio kipimo au sifa kuu ya mkandarasi,hawakujua Misri hata bouncer ana degree tatu.

Umeenda so deep.
Ila hujamuelewamtoa mada, yeye shida yake ipo kwa MD TANESCO tu..... mradi wenyewe kuanzia tendering process, hadi upatikanaji wa mkandarasi ni zoezi questionable hadi leo, makampuni lukuki yenye uzoefu wa miaka mingi na financial powers walitaka kufanya huu mradi kwa gharama hizo hizo, kilichofanyika anajua Magu. Matokea yake, mkandarasi akicheleweshewa fedha kidogo tu, kazi zinalala, subcontractors hawalipwi kwa wakati, etc.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Bwana matusi. Hata hiyo WBS unayoongelea inaelekea umekariri tu. Hivi huwezi kutoa maoni yako bila matusi? Inaelekea wewe ni kati ya watu wasiojua vitu vizuri lakini wanataka kujionyesha kwamba wanajua.

Inaonekana nimetumia lugha mbovu sana kwenye hii mada inayokwaza wasomaji.

For that I apologise my bad kwa aliekerekwa.

Kuelezea WBS ni mtihani kwa sasa ila much easier to google it on what it entails.?

 

[Rebeca 83]

Mie hata sielewi unaongelea nini mwaya.... ila nadhani kwa project yeyote kunaenda na evaluation how things are going na kufanya adjustment when neccessary,

 

[don-mike]

Ni sawa na kutwanga maji kwenye kinu kueleweshana na wewe.

Kama nilivyokwambia nenda kajifunze mantiki ya project supervision matrix and how senior management is kept up to date as the project evolves on daily basis.

Vinginevyo unatetea ujinga usioelewa ndio maana uoni mapungufu ya kauli zao.

Nani kakwambia hajui kinachoendelea?

Kila kitu kina level yake, yeye kama MD pale sio mtendaji, ni msimamizi wa mradi, yeye ana deliverables zake, sio kujua kila kitu, unataka ajue kuna Dereva anaitwa Juma amebeka cement toka Dangote Mtwara yuko njiani anaenda Rufiji???? big no.

Ukikuwa utaelewa.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Inaonekana nimetumia lugha mbovu sana kwenye hii mada inayokwaza wasomaji.

For that I apologise my bad kwa aliekerekwa.

Kuelezea WBS ni mtihani kwa sasa ila much easier to google it on what it entails.?

Consultant wa mradi na main engineer wa huo mradi ni huyo huyo Arab contractor soma tena post yako do the research uone nani mwenye tatizo.

If you have a different consultancy firm enlightened us please.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Mie hata sielewi unaongelea nini mwaya.... ila nadhani kwa project yeyote kunaenda na evaluation how things are going na kufanya adjustment when neccessary,

Muhimu hapo ni wewe kusema uelewi naongelea nini. So let me leave you with that ignorance.

Vinginevyo serikali aiwezi kujitapa mkandarasi alikuwa anamapungufu wakati walisaini WBS kabla ya kuanza kazi, either watoe sababu za msingi za technical issues au delayed consideration issues za kubadili mambo wanayodai.

Vinginevyo any changes to the project WBS ni mambo ya kulipana fidia au kushitikiana kuvunja mkataba.

 

[don-mike]

If you have a different consultancy firm enlightened us please.

kingereza chenyewe kibovu unaleta ujuaji hapa.

narudia tena kusema, huelewi unachojaribu kukisema, project haziendeshwi hivyo, na report hazitolewi kiholela hivyo.

 

[don-mike]

Muhimu hapo ni wewe kusema uelewi naongelea nini. So let me leave you with that ignorance.

Vinginevyo serikali aiwezi kujitapa mkandarasi alikuwa anamapungufu wakati walisaini WBS kabla ya kuanza kazi, either watoe sababu za msingi za technical issues au delayed consideration issues za kubadili mambo wanayodai.

Vinginevyo any changes to the project WBS ni mambo ya kulipana fidia au kushitikiana kuvunja mkataba.

sijui ni mtu wa aina gani watu wote wanajaribu kukuelimisha unakuwa mzito kuelewa, sasa kama kiswahili nacho kinakupiga chenga sijui tukusaidie vipi?

 

[Eric Cartman]

Nani kakwambia hajui kinachoendelea?

Kila kitu kina level yake, yeye kama MD pale sio mtendaji, ni msimamizi wa mradi, yeye ana deliverables zake, sio kujua kila kitu, unataka ajue kuna Dereva anaitwa Juma amebeka cement toka Dangote Mtwara yuko njiani anaenda Rufiji???? big no.

Ukikuwa utaelewa.

Na wewe ukiacha unazi utajadili hoja tunazungumzia the progress of the project ambazo M.D is a month behind, whereby he is supposed to be up to date.

Sasa habari za dereva zimekuja vipi, halafu kuna wasomaji wa hii mada wanakasirika nikiita watu viazi.

 

[don-mike]

Na wewe ukiacha unazi utajadili hoja tunazungumzia the progress of the project ambazo M.D is a month behind, whereby he is supposed to be up to date.

Sasa habari za dereva zimekuja vipi, halafu kuna wasomaji wa hii mada wanakasirika nikiita watu viazi.

unazi upi?

kwa utulivu kabisa hebu niambia how is the M.D a month behind.

Yani nielimishe kivipi M.D yupo nyuma mwezi mmoja.

Yani niambie huo mwezi mmoja ni upi? maana wote tumemsikia akitoa status ya february, na leo tuko march. Nna shauku kubwa ya kujua how he is a month behind.

 

[Eric Cartman]

sijui ni mtu wa aina gani watu wote wanajaribu kukuelimisha unakuwa mzito kuelewa, sasa kama kiswahili nacho kinakupiga chenga sijui tukusaidie vipi?

Macho yangu sio mazuri ya kukuwekea appropriate image ya supervision matrix maana kukuekezea what it is supposed to serve in project ni hadithi ndefu.

Lakini project supervision matrix ata mkurugenzi akiwa yupo anajua mradi upo hatua gani given the information grid designed.

Yaani kitendo cha M.D kusema hajui what is going on until a month after ni upuuzi wa hali ya juu.

 

[Eric Cartman]

unazi upi?

kwa utulivu kabisa hebu niambia how is the M.D a month behind.

Yani nielimishe kivipi M.D yupo nyuma mwezi mmoja.

Yani niambie huo mwezi mmoja ni upi? maana wote tumemsikia akitoa status ya february, na leo tuko march. Nna shauku kubwa ya kujua how he is a month behind.

We are past the month of March. he’s about nearly a month behind ndio maana nikakuuliza do you even how a supervision matrix is supposed to be updated to ensure clients are updated the project evolves.

Ina maana hujui unalipia shuguli gani or even what is being done in your own project as the organisation M.D

 

[don-mike]

Macho yangu sio mazuri ya kukuwekea appropriate image ya supervision matrix maana kukuekezea what it is supposed to serve in project ni hadithi ndefu.

Lakini project supervision matrix ata mkurugenzi akiwa yupo anajua mradi upo hatua gani given the information grid designed.

Yaani kitendo cha M.D kusema hajui what is going on until a month after ni upuuzi wa hali ya juu.

bado hudadadavua how M.D yupo mwezi mmoja nyuma, nataka sikia ni mwezi gani huo ambao yupo nyuma.

 

[Eric Cartman]

bado hudadadavua how M.D yupo mwezi mmoja nyuma, nataka sikia ni mwezi gani huo ambao yupo nyuma.

Amesema ana facts of the work done until February, whereby anatakiwa kujua what is being done tommorow if you are gonna speak in front of the camera.

 

[don-mike]

We are past the month of March. he’s about nearly a month behind ndio maana nikakuuliza do you even how a supervision matrix is supposed to be updated to ensure clients are updated the project evolves.

Ina maana hujui unalipia shuguli gani or even what is being done in your own project as the organisation M.D

unajua majukumu ya MD wewe?

hizo mambo unazoongelea zinaishia huko huko field, TANESCO wana mtu wao huko anayeoversee progress, sio MD. Ndio maana kwa MD wataenda report mara moja kwa mwezi au mara moja kwa week.

 

[don-mike]

Amesema ana facts of the work done until February, whereby anatakiwa kujua what is being done tommorow if you are gonna speak in front of the camera.

seems hujui organisation structure na distribution ya responsibilities.

 

[Eric Cartman]

unajua majukumu ya MD wewe?

hizo mambo unazoongelea zinaishia huko huko field, TANESCO wana mtu wao huko anayeoversee progress, sio MD. Ndio maana kwa MD wataenda report mara moja kwa mwezi au mara moja kwa week.

Note the emphasis ‘supervision matrix’ ndio maana project management module ikafundishwa kwenye business management degrees.

As an M.D unatakiwa kuwa na abc za hayo mambo sio kuropoka tu

 

[senzighe]

Like seriously can a management team amend the WBS of a designed project? Do these people understand contract consideration and the significance of WBS in the first place.

I can understand the weakness on supervision matrix from TANESCO’s side just by listening to those two bozzos (i.e the minister and TANESCO’s M.D) it just reveals their level of incompetence on managing the project as clients. Nonetheless there are more serious problems than we originally thought on the clients management side.

Just clueless people on how to be up to date on the percentage of work done on weekly basis; yaani utegemee facts za mwezi uliopita kuongelea mradi ulipo wewe kama mkurugenzi the nonsense I heard is beyond me.

Hivi hawa watu wanafikiaje hizi nafasi wakati uelewa wao wa maswala ya management ni mdogo sana at senior level, halafu kwenye shirika ambalo very technical kulisimamia on everyday basis.

Mhandisi njaa.Unajifnya unajuuuuuuA !!! Lugha unayotumia kuwasilisha ujumbe imejaa dharau na kibri na hii inakufanya upoteze sifa ya usomi kama ni kweli umeenda shule.Vingine utakuwa umehudhuria shule tu.

 

[Eric Cartman]

seems hujui organisation structure na distribution ya responsibilities.

Sema ufahamu kuhusu project management.

Huko kwingine unapota kwenda trust me, mie size yako.