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OMEGA · 2012-05-03T07:59:43+00:00

OY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY: I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon?? BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN: You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN: NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Start date May 3, 2012

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May 3, 2012

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