Jambo gani ulishalifanya likakupa aibu ambayo hautaisahau?

[Evelyn Salt]

Ladies & Gentlement habari za usiku!!!!!!!

Jamani mie kuna mambo nishayafanya yani aibu zake siwezi kusahau!!!
Miaka ya juzi kati hapa ndo nimejiunga na chuo,jumamosi moja nikaingia zangu mtaani hospitali, nikakutana na mdada mmoja tumekaa kwenye foleni akaona file langu limeandikwa jina la chuo...akaniuliza kumbe unasoma chuo flani?

Mdada wa first year mi ndo mimi nikajibu kwa pozi ndio, unasoma kozi gani? kwa manjonjo zaidi nikadanganya nasoma Bcom marketing mi nimemuona wa kawaida nkajua wa kitaa tu.....

Jumatatu hiyoo nimekaa zangu nasubiri pindi mdada niliekutana nae hospitali huyu hapa akanisalimia kuonesha ananikumbuka tunasoma wote faculty moja Education yani nilihisi aibu isoelezeka nikatamani nipite chini ya viti niishie zangu, siku zote nilizokuwa chuo nilikuwa nakosa amani nikikutana nae nikikumbuka nilivojishaua nasoma Bcom kumbe Education!!!!

Haijaishia hapo.....ila niambie kwanza aibu yako na wewe!!!!!!!

 

[JosephElly]

Duh.... Pole xana... Teh teh teh... Sasa nadhani utakuwa unasema ukweli next time...

 

[Erickb52]

Hahaaaa aisee lol
Mi nililala church siku ya jumatano ya majivu pale St. Joseph tukiwa tunangoja misa ianze coz niliwahi sana nikawa naota...nkaota naanguka lol nilikurupuka kwa speed balaa yan full aibu uzuri nilikuwa nimepakana ma wazee so walijua nimechoka tu.
Baada ya hapo sikulala tena na huwa silali church

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahaaaa aisee lol
Mi nililala church siku ya jumatano ya majivu pale St. Joseph tukiwa tunangoja misa ianze coz niliwahi sana nikawa naota...nkaota naanguka lol nilikurupuka kwa speed balaa yan full aibu uzuri nilikuwa nimepakana ma wazee so walijua nimechoka tu.
Baada ya hapo sikulala tena na huwa silali church

mmh kweli nawe ulijipa aibu....
kulala kanisani hadi unaota teh! bora hata mimi...

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Duh.... Pole xana... Teh teh teh... Sasa nadhani utakuwa unasema ukweli next time...

Teh! nshajifunza ila bado aibu naikumbuka!!!!!!

 

[Erickb52]

mmh kweli nawe ulijipa aibu....
kilala kanisani hadi unaota teh! bora hata mimi...

We acha tu
Maisha tunatoka mbali.
Nilikuwa nimechoka kiukweli nikasema kwa kuwa bado nusu saa wacha nilale hadi misa itakapoanza ntakuwa nimepunguza uchovu si ndio nkakumbana na hiyo aibu dah

 

[CharmingLady]

Hahaaaa aisee lol
Mi nililala church siku ya jumatano ya majivu pale St. Joseph tukiwa tunangoja misa ianze coz niliwahi sana nikawa naota...nkaota naanguka lol nilikurupuka kwa speed balaa yan full aibu uzuri nilikuwa nimepakana ma wazee so walijua nimechoka tu.
Baada ya hapo sikulala tena na huwa silali church

Mecheka hadi machozi!!!"! :becky:

 

[Zero One Two]

mie mie cnafanya tukio la kunifanya nijickie aibu ki ukweli

 

[Erickb52]

Mecheka hadi machozi!!!"! :becky:

Hahahaaaa
charminglady kiukweli huwa sisahau hiyo siku yan kabisaaaa niliaibika coz kiti kizima kulitahamaki wengine wakataka kula kona kwa mshituko hehee nikikumbuka huwa nacheeeeka teh

 

[Evelyn Salt]

mie mie cnafanya tukio la kunifanya nijickie aibu ki ukweli

mmh you are lucky asee!!! mi nna matukio yani hata kuyasimulia ni aibu tu.....

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahahaaaa
charminglady kiukweli huwa sisahau hiyo siku yan kabisaaaa niliaibika coz kiti kizima kulitahamaki wengine wakataka kula kona kwa mshituko hehee nikikumbuka huwa nacheeeeka teh

he he he kama nakuona vile!!!!!!

 

[Erickb52]

he he he kama nakuona vile!!!!!!

Historia nyingine balaa ila Mungu aliniona hali yangu hope alinibariki siku hiyo kuliko mtu yeyote hahahaaaa

 

[Zero One Two]

Eeh! Utulie sasa maana unaonekana macha chari sana we Evelyn Salt

mmh you are lucky asee!!! mi nna matukio yani hata kuyasimulia ni aibu tu.....

 

[King’asti]

Hahaaaa aisee lol
Mi nililala church siku ya jumatano ya majivu pale St. Joseph tukiwa tunangoja misa ianze coz niliwahi sana nikawa naota...nkaota naanguka lol nilikurupuka kwa speed balaa yan full aibu uzuri nilikuwa nimepakana ma wazee so walijua nimechoka tu.
Baada ya hapo sikulala tena na huwa silali church

hahahaha, mr bean! Yaani nimeangua kicheko, hadi Paw kaona wivu uwiii. Akinifukuza nakuja kulala kwako, usifunge mlango.

 

[Erickb52]

Eeh! Utulie sasa maana unaonekana macha chari sana we Evelyn Salt

manoah manoah ooooh
Hivi kweli huna tukio?
Hata la Moureen?

 

[samike]

Hahaaaa aisee lol
Mi nililala church siku ya jumatano ya majivu pale St. Joseph tukiwa
tunangoja misa ianze coz niliwahi sana nikawa naota...nkaota naanguka
lol nilikurupuka kwa speed balaa yan full aibu uzuri nilikuwa nimepakana
ma wazee so walijua nimechoka tu.
Baada ya hapo sikulala tena na huwa silali church

da nimecheeeeeeeeka sana

 

[Erickb52]

hahahaha, mr bean! Yaani nimeangua kicheko, hadi Paw kaona wivu uwiii. Akinifukuza nakuja kulala kwako, usifunge mlango.

Haahahaaaa akikufukuza nenda Bilikanaz leo ni ladies free hahahaaa kwangu najishaua leo Amyner wangu yupo

 

[Erickb52]

da nimecheeeeeeeeka sana

Heheheheeee mnanifanya na mimi nicheke mwenyewe hapa coz naliona tukio kichwani lol

 

[King’asti]

Mi kuna siku bwana nimebaki ndani ya gari ya mtu, akashuka kuchukua chipsi funga. Nikamuambia nnataka kubreak ze wind mi nabaki garini. Full kipupwe, afu tinted ya maana. Tukawa tumeblock gari, nikawaona jamaa wanahangaika nikahamia kwa driver ili nilisogeze. Jamaa wakanigongea kioo kwa abiria nikashusha kioo. Dah, harufu ya ze wind hapo na kumbe ni mshkaji namjua. Yaani hatujawahi kuiongelea hiyo embarrassment manake dah! Im sure mshkaji aliskia harufu yaani. Na sijui why sikushusha kioo kwanza harufu ikatoka. Mtu akinitania about this ntaua aisee.

 

[Zero One Two]

Maureen ! Cjawai mfanyia kitu cha kunifanyia nijisikie aibu brother Erickb52 mie life langu nalipeleka ki nidhamu kwasababu naishi katika neno, na hua napenda sana kusoma Mithari na ndio inanijenga na mie ni msafi kama pesa mpya

manoah manoah ooooh
Hivi kweli huna tukio?
Hata la Moureen?