Jinsi watu wanavyotongozana JF

[MO11]

Watu walishayasemaga haya zamani humu

 

[Civilian One]

Bora niugue in kimya kimya, Niko kwa vibration mode

 

[hearly]

hapa nimelipukkwa cheko hadi nimelia kha!

namimi ndio nimeanza kumwaga likes kwako kama hivi" so kwa mujibu wa mtoa mada" jipange nina mpango na wewe""... wallahi nitakupa offer ya ice bucket

 

[stritglow]

Nataka nianzie kwako nione kama itazaa matunda

wewe ni me au ke, tuchki...

 

[Evelyn Salt]

hhahahhahaa nakufa huku mm jaman!mm pia spemdi salam nying jaman!arghhh nahayo ma xx ndo kabisaaaa!akikuambia naenda lunch jiongeze!

Hapo kwenye kujiongeza ndio F kabisa

 

[Wangari Maathai]

namimi ndio nimeanza kumwaga likes kwako kama hivi" so kwa mujibu wa mtoa mada" jipange nina mpango na wewe""... wallahi nitakupa offer ya ice bucket

hahhhahahahhahhah!

 

[Bomandamo]

Yeah wanaofanya hivi wanakuaga wanaume flani matured, wenye tabia za kiume,yani ni real men....
Mbarikiwe sana real men kokote mliko, muongezewe zaidi mnapotoa.
(Basi vikware hapa vitanyapia baadae vipige uturn pm vijifanye navyo ni vi real men)

Hahahaha.. Eti real men kisa wanagawa hela.. Na mm nataka niwe real man eti. Heb nitumie no dm nikutumie hata japo ka laki ka weekend na mm niingie kundini.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

hahaaa ... Shunie mzigua Demiss

Wadada wa watu masikini hadi wamefunga pm zao

 

[Tuchki]

wewe ni me au ke, tuchki...

Mimi ni mwanamke

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[Evelyn Salt]

hujawahi kuniangusha
yaani hata unipige mtama sianguki
nakupenda sanaaa
japo hunijibu pm zangu

Aibu nimeona mimi

 

[Wangari Maathai]

Hapo kwenye kujiongeza ndio F kabisa

kuna mbaba humu mchachu km wasira!jaman akishasikia manengelo anaenda kula anatuma salio jama had raha!na aatuma ahd ya kutolea!rahajeee!

 

[Glenn]

Wherever there is interaction, attraction is bound to happen. Kuna watu humu wamepata flings, spouses, wengine got married and some ended up being catfished. All is life.

So lets say someone caught your eye humu, lakini hujui uanzie wapi. Unaweza ukaenda straight PM ila more times than not haita end well.

Ila use this guideline and you might have a shot.

1. Usiwe mchoyo wa likes. Yaani mmwagie huyo mtu like popote pale unapoiona comment yake. Hii ni kama unaji-introduce bila hata kumpa hi, ile kuona jina lako kila saa kwenye notification, ni introduction tosha.

2. Baada ya step one. Anza kuchangia comment zake, ukiona amecomment popote, anza kujibu comment zake. At first try to keep it short and to the topic.

3. Endelea kuijibu comment zake pale utakapoziona, ila safari hii anza na kuingiza matani ya hapa na pale. Ukiona na yeye ana-respond vizuri basi hapo ujue kashaanza kukuzoea.

4. Endelea na namba tatu, ukiona mko kwenye thread ya watu hadi mnatoka nje ya mada na yeye anaendelea kukujibu tu. Basi ujue ni muda muafaka sasa wakuzama PM.

5. After the steps above, zama kwenye PM yake, hutakutana na kipingamizi chochote kwavile anakuwa ashakuzoea so atakuwa anakujibu tu vizuri. Ukiona PM yake imefungwa, omba akufungulie, itakuwa nadra sana kukataa.

6. Endeleeni kulisongesha PM, ila usi-act desperate, after a few days of chatting omba namba. After that utajua mwenyewe mtaendeleaje baada ya hapo.

NB. Hii strategy has a 90% chance of working. Ukiona mtu hakujibu/ changamkii kama wewe unavyomchangamkia kwenye threads mbalimbali au hata mkienda PM. Let it go. Otherwise unaonekana msumbufu tu.

Strategy nyingine ni kutafuta influencer au mtu popular humu ndani na kuwa friends nae. And here comes the wonderful thing about human psychology, watu wakikuona uko friends na mtu fulani ambae ni popular, they will always want to associate with you too. So inakuwa ni rahisi sana na wewe kuzoeana na wengine, hata hupati tabu.

So go forth and prosper friends!

umekula wangapi?

 

[Wangari Maathai]

Hahahaha.. Eti real men kisa wanagawa hela.. Na mm nataka niwe real man eti. Heb nitumie no dm nikutumie hata japo ka laki ka weekend na mm niingie kundini.

ukituma nakufa mm

 

[Rebeca 83]

wengine wana flirt tu hapa JF,wakifunga computer zao ni baba/mama/mume/mke wa mtu...likes zisikuhadae ..mtu anaweza akakukubali kwa points zako na hivyo kukupa likes bila kuwa na maana nyingine Zaidi ya hio like tu...

 

[LaplaceTransformation]

Madame B yana ukweli haya?

 

[Mbaga Jr]

kuna watu wana username tofauti na jinsia yao. unaweza tongoza jinsia moja na yako.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahahaha.. Eti real men kisa wanagawa hela.. Na mm nataka niwe real man eti. Heb nitumie no dm nikutumie hata japo ka laki ka weekend na mm niingie kundini.

Sio tu kugawa hela APPROACH NZURI, real man hawezi kuja pm kusema mambo vp ixhu znaendje

 

[stritglow]

Inahitajika approach nzuri hata kama mtu ni broke a.s.s sio kuja vuuuuu kama kibajaji
Kutongoza mtandaoni means umekubali kubet hapo ni mawili KULA au KULIWA!!!

i get you, kumuandaa/soma mtu ni muhimu

 

[Bomandamo]

ukituma nakufa mm

Hebu mtonye aje dm na no nitume ufe kabisa

 

[Paap]

Wazee wa pm direct ifike mahali mjifunze kutongoza, mnakera mnafanya watu wafunge pm kwa viujinga vyenu!!!

Wakati unazama pm make sure umemsoma soma kidogo unaemfata yukoje, huwezi jua kila kitu ila hukosi hata kimoja, yani kama mie hivi nnavojitahidi kuandika kwa ufasaha kuna kibushuti kinakuja kuniandikia "xaxa, kipande ip, ixhu znasmje" mxyuuu (nmetoa mfano sijakaribisha), hadi hapo pm yako tayari ni ushuzzz

Make sure umepanga mistari sio misalaaaamu mambo, uko poa, ishu vipi, mishe inaendaje huu nao upimbi.

*nafundisha kutongoza bure

Naja unipatie mafunzo.