Jokate: Diamond hana akili timamu

[BADILI TABIA]

Heheheh

Alivyomaliza kudoo nae ndio akagundya kafiligiswa na chizi aka mwehu

Hahahah

tupishe apa na wewe , angekuwq hana akili ungemvulia chupi ? we ndo huna akili nfyuuu

 

[reandle]

dah!!ntakupata tu we twende tuu!!!

wewe tu... mbona nishakupa jibu tayari; au unataka nikutafunie kabisa hadi wenye mapengo wakunyang'anye tonge!

 

[Raynavero]

Na wewe mwenzangu chako ni cha wapi? cha kiinteneshno au cha akina sie cha "zis izi namba srii!" kama ticha ni mnoko akauliza kwa ukali "whaaaaat?" chap chap unarekebisha "zis is namba frii...!" shida yote ya nini hadi ujing'ate meno kisa tu kulazimisha kuongea kiinteneshno "thrii"

hahasaas mi ka wewe "the car is on the basket*
the tebo iz anda the chair"

 

[Leak]

Diamond ajiepushe kujibishana na hawa wanawake!

 

[Raynavero]

wewe tu... mbona nishakupa jibu tayari; au unataka nikutafunie kabisa hadi wenye mapengo wakunyang'anye tonge!

we twende tu sinyang'anywi wala nini ila itafahamika tu

 

[Mdakuzi]

Duniani tuna watu wa aina tatu, kwanza ni wale wanaofikiri cha kuongea kabla hawajaongea. Pili kuna wale wanaofikiria cha kuongea huku wanaongea, na tatu ndio wale wanao-ongea kwanza kisha ndio huja kufikiria ni nini walichokiongea. Ni vema ukachagua kwa usahihi, unapaswa kuwa kwenye kundi lipi kati ya haya?

Vilevile, ni muhimu kujua unayetaka kuingia naye kwenye maisha yako faragha (hata mapenzi) yuko kwenye kundi lipi kati ya haya matatu, kabla hujafanya maamuzi. Mtu anaweza kuwa na kinywa kikubwa lakini akawa haongei sana siri zake za sasa na zilizopita. Kwa kawaida, mdomo hudhibitiwa na ubongo.
Ova

 

[for life]

basi akubali bhas alikuwa garlfriend wa chiz

 

[reandle]

we twende tu sinyang'anywi wala nini ila itafahamika tu

Basi nitakutafunia halafu nikutemee mdomoni kabisa... unasemaje?

 

[Mauza uza]

What's wrong for Mr.Dangote even if you should detective he was Northing why u have keep trust N.ß Delivery its virtal if you has been thinking creatically.D keep it up 4 way Forward with any awfully matter.

Kaka kama mayai huwezi kuyatapika si uache tu uongee lugha yako!! Ona sasa ulichoandika hakieleweki.. Noumer lugha ya malkia!!lol

 

[reandle]

hahasaas mi ka wewe "the car is on the basket*
the tebo iz anda the chair"

mh! nakuonea gere mwenzangu hadi basi... hiki cha kwako c cha kiinteneshno kabisa hiki? mnh, lakini hapana... kitakua cha inglish midia za uswahilini ndo maana wakati mwingine zinapatia "the" wakati mwingine iz !

 

[Chungu cha bibi]

"Mama joketi mama".haha jamaa anawachapa na mama zao anawataja kwenye nyimbo.

 

[reandle]

What's wrong for Mr.Dangote even if you should detective he was Northing why u have keep trust N.ß Delivery its virtal if you has been thinking creatically.D keep it up 4 way Forward with any awfully matter.

Aisee wamekusimanga hadi basi yaani... lakini nimecheeeeeeeki, nikagundua umejitahidi somo manake maneno yote ni ya kidhungu... anaebisha mwambie akutajie angalau neno moja la kiswahili hapo!

 

[Rihana]

Kwake yeye hizi ndo akili anazopaswa kuwa nazo mwanamke... kulikuwa na ulazima gani wa kuutangazia umma kwamba anapokuwa na bwana ake chumbani anapenda kukaa uchi... hivi haoni kaka zake akina Constantine wakisoma habari kama hizi involuntarily picha ina-flash vichwani mwao!!!

Mbona nasikia yule Constantine Magavilla ni shoga? Kuna ukweli wa hili?

 

[Kipilipili]

What's wrong for Mr.Dangote even if you should detective he was Northing why u have keep trust N.ß Delivery its virtal if you has been thinking creatically.D keep it up 4 way Forward with any awfully matter.

Mhhh...sijui labda kingereza changu ni kibovu ila sijaelewa kabisa hapa....ungeandika kiswahili ungeeleweka tu mkuu,hili "yai la malikia" waachie wenyewe

 

[kelvin john]

Si mchezo akili kila mtu anazo ila wamekoseana heshima

 

[service]

Na wewe mwenzangu chako ni cha wapi? cha kiinteneshno au cha akina sie cha "zis izi namba srii!" kama ticha ni mnoko akauliza kwa ukali "whaaaaat?" chap chap unarekebisha "zis is namba frii...!" shida yote ya nini hadi ujing'ate meno kisa tu kulazimisha kuongea kiinteneshno "thrii"

hahahhaha umenichekesha sanaaa

 

[sister]

tupishe apa na wewe , angekuwq hana akili ungemvulia chupi ? we ndo huna akili nfyuuu

mapenzi yanaweza kukufanya ukavua chupi.....lakini kuyaongelea ya chumbani kwenye chombo cha habari.... .hapa kwwli dimondi.....kakosea.......

 

[Raynavero]

Aisee wamekusimanga hadi basi yaani... lakini nimecheeeeeeeki, nikagundua umejitahidi somo manake maneno yote ni ya kidhungu... anaebisha mwambie akutajie angalau neno moja la kiswahili hapo!

umenifanya nirudi tena kumsoma upya nimecheka sana
halafu hiyo'northing'ndo kaniua mbavh daaah

 

[ranyia]

Na wewe mwenzangu chako ni cha wapi? cha kiinteneshno au cha akina sie cha "zis izi namba srii!" kama ticha ni mnoko akauliza kwa ukali "whaaaaat?" chap chap unarekebisha "zis is namba frii...!" shida yote ya nini hadi ujing'ate meno kisa tu kulazimisha kuongea kiinteneshno "thrii"

Aahahaa u made my day

 

[Neelam35]

What's wrong for Mr.Dangote even if you should detective he was Northing why u have keep trust N.ß Delivery its virtal if you has been thinking creatically.D keep it up 4 way Forward with any awfully matter.

Sasa hicho umeandika nini na wewe?! Haaa!! Kiswahili ungeeleweka vzuri ujue. . .. Ras Simbaaaa njoo huku