joks kombilikeshen

bioto · 2017-12-15T15:20:53+00:00

***Hata kama una sura mbaya kuliko mimi, ukiwa na pesa wanawake watatafuta tu uzuri wowote toka kwako. Utasiki una alama nzuri za vidole (finger print) au kivuli chako kizuri... ***Nimeamua kuacha tabia ya kusikiliza mazungumzo ya watu ndani ya daladala. Leo nimejikuta nikiwafuata wamama wawili mpaka nyumbani kwao, kisa tu nisikie mwisho wa story waliyokuwa wanazungumza. ***Sio wanandoa wote wanaofanya mapenzi usiku wa kwanza katika ndoa yao. Wengine hubaki wakibishana chakula na vinywaji viliishaje? *** Mwalimu: Nini kirefu cha AIDS Mwanafunzi: Arsenal dies slowly ***Mwanamke hujulikana kuwa ameshakua anapoanza kuvaa bra, mwanaume hujulikana amekua anapoanza kuivua hiyo bra! ***Kubusiwa haimaainishi unapendwa. Unamkumbuka Yuda Iskariote? ***Wote tunapotumia hela nyingi kununulia nguo mpya, mmesahau kuwa wakati mzuri katika maisha yetu tunafurahia bila kuwa na nguo? ***There must be something about single girls with nose ring. I dont know if they are trying to smell engagement of marriage

Thread starter bioto
Start date Dec 15, 2017

bioto

JF-Expert Member

Dec 15, 2017

Mkuu wa Kibiti

JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.

Accept Learn more…

Back

Top Bottom

Forums

New posts