Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Foxhound · Jun 24, 2017

Wanasema mwezi umeonekana KIBITI anaebisha na aende akahakikishe[emoji115] [emoji115]
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Foxhound · Jun 24, 2017

KESHO EID

Alhamdulilah mwezi umeandama mwezi 29 kwa taarifa rasmi ya vyombo vya habari na kutoka ofisi ya mufti kwamba kesho ni Eid.

TAARIFA HII NI YA RAMADHAN YA MWAKA JANA[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Cod-2 · Jun 24, 2017

Mshikaj kaenda dukani kamkuta demu, kanunua fegi alafu kaanza kuvuta palepale, demu kamwambia ucvutie hapa, Mshikaj kagoma kasema si nmenunua hapa kwann nisivute!?. Demu kamwambia hata kondom tunauza ila aimanishi unaanza ku***ba hapa!!!
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Foxhound · Jun 24, 2017

Mwezi umeonekana Manzese[emoji115] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

sijui nini · Jun 25, 2017

sijui nini · Jun 25, 2017

carbamazepine · Jun 25, 2017

alibakari said:
Mwezi umeonekana Manzese[emoji115] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

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GISAMBO · Jun 25, 2017

Kinacho nifurahisha kuhusu hii thikukuu, utasikia hata wanaume wanasema
*Nimeuona Mwezi*
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Royal Son · Jun 25, 2017

hahahah

mlimilwa · Jun 25, 2017

Freyzem said:
jana nmetoka kuangalia movie ya kivita,na mm nkajiona kama nmeshakua stering vle..nkachkua mwiko nkatokea nao barabaran nkasimamisha difenda la FFU nkawauliza mnatoka wapi na mnaenda wap?
Hadi sasa hivi nupo kitandan napewa matibabu, @@@AKILI YANGU NAIJUA MWENYEWE!!!!...

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mlimilwa · Jun 25, 2017

ujoka said:
Nmekutana gari yenye plate number PT nikaomba wanipatie pregnant test saivi tunaelekea stakishali nadhan ni kwenye maduka yao

Hahahahahahahaha

Magisha · Jun 25, 2017

GISAMBO said:
Kinacho nifurahisha kuhusu hii thikukuu, utasikia hata wanaume wanasema
*Nimeuona Mwezi*
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shkamo mkuu

Foxhound · Jun 25, 2017

MAANDALIZI YA EID

Zijue aina kuu 3 za pilau
1. Pilau Mjazo
Hii ni aina ya pilau ambayo ina nyama nyingi.
2. Pilau Makinikia
Aina hii ya pilau, nyama ni za kutafuta, hazionekani juu mpaka uunde tume.
3. Pilau Mfuto
Pilau hii huwa haina nyama, sanasana utaambulia viazi
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Freyzem · Jun 25, 2017

alibakari said:
Mwezi umeonekana Manzese[emoji115] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Ni kibiti hapo ww..me ndio nmepga hiyo pc[emoji23]

choikan · Jun 25, 2017

alibakari said:
MAANDALIZI YA EID

Zijue aina kuu 3 za pilau
1. Pilau Mjazo
Hii ni aina ya pilau ambayo ina nyama nyingi.
2. Pilau Makinikia
Aina hii ya pilau, nyama ni za kutafuta, hazionekani juu mpaka uunde tume.
3. Pilau Mfuto
Pilau hii huwa haina nyama, sanasana utaambulia viazi
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Nimeipenda makinikia

Freyzem · Jun 25, 2017

Numbisa said:
Kuna aina mpya ya Pilau imegundulika
Inaitwa Pilau Makinikia Hili ni pilau lenye kiasi kidogo cha nyama, yaani nyama mpaka uzitafute saana

Karibu Eid,ntaandaa aina hii mpya ya pilau!
Usisahau kuja na tume...

Numbisa · Jun 25, 2017

Hahahaa asante na wasanii ntawaleta watupe burudan murua

Freyzem said:
Karibu Eid,ntaandaa aina hii mpya ya pilau!
Usisahau kuja na tume...

Freyzem · Jun 25, 2017

Numbisa said:
Hahahaa asante na wasanii ntawaleta watupe burudan murua

Usimsahau hamorapa...
Kwetu kuna mabishoo sana, nahisi atawafaa!

Mwifwa · Jun 25, 2017

MTU ASIPOTAKA KITU UTAJUA TU

Girl: Baby kila sikukuu za eid zikifika wenzangu
wanapelekwa out na baby zao mara
serengeti, mara Zanzibar kwann
wewe hunipeleki?

Boy: sikukuu hii nitakulepeka

Girl: waooooo bby asante umeplan
kunipeleka wapi?

Boy: ntakupeleka KIBITI

Gil: nyoooo!! kafe mwenyewe

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princebujonde · Jun 25, 2017

Freyzem said:
Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

ha ha ha kweli hujawah vuta bangi bali umekula bangi....kurudi na blood bag khaa

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