Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.

 

[Numbisa]

Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.

 

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.

 

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.

 

[Numbisa]

Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

 

[Numbisa]

Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.

 

[Numbisa]

Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

 

[New City]

```When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks, "Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me"? Remember your answer is not important at this time, what is important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart in control, Don't panic !!!```

Daah!
Madam Soniag G na ww huwa unasikiliza heartbeat kama dear anapata arrhythmia unapomuuliza hilo swali

 

[stickvibration]

Kama ADAM na EVA walikula APPLE na maisha yanaendelea,, Je wangekula PILIPILI?
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[Southern Highland]

Ipo jukwaa la photos. Nitakutag huko

Am waiting

 

[Nelson nely]

Am waiting

Dont wait

 

[Abbasfarudume]

Ipo jukwaa la photos. Nitakutag huko

Naomba na mimi unitag numbisa, kwenye hiyo picha ya gari.

 

[Kaizer]

Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

Hahahahaa duh

 

[Kaizer]

Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

Hapo sasa[emoji41]

 

[Numbisa]

Poa

Naomba na mimi unitag numbisa, kwenye hiyo picha ya gari.

 

[Bailly5]

```When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks, "Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me"? Remember your answer is not important at this time, what is important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart in control, Don't panic !!!```

Nimejifunza kitu hahahahahah

 

[justine lowasa]

Eti wanasema bangi ina madhara? Labda hawajawahi kuvuta, mbona mi nimevuta zangu kete nne staki ugomvi na mtu nimekaa zangu juu ya TV naangalia makochi!

 

[New City]

Palitokea mashindano ya Kula ugali na mboga za ajabu ajabu ,washiriki walikuwa watatu.
Mshiriki wa kwanza akala ugali na chumvi mpaka akamaliza nguna yake.
Mshiriki wa 2 akala ugali na maji ya mtungi, watu wakashangilia almanusura ashinde.
Mshiriki wa 3 yeye akaingia uwanjani bila stress, akakata tonge kuuubwaa halafu akawa anatoeza vile viugali vidogo vidogo kama mboga .

 

[Bacyclerbacy]

Palitokea mashindano ya Kula ugali na mboga za ajabu ajabu ,washiriki walikuwa watatu.
Mshiriki wa kwanza akala ugali na chumvi mpaka akamaliza nguna yake.
Mshiriki wa 2 akala ugali na maji ya mtungi, watu wakashangilia almanusura ashinde.
Mshiriki wa 3 yeye akaingia uwanjani bila stress, akakata tonge kuuubwaa halafu akawa anatoeza vile viugali vidogo vidogo kama mboga .

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[Bacyclerbacy]

Dunia ina mambo sana hebu cheka kdg
Kuna mama mmoja anaumbo zuri sana hipsi za kutosha na mkia wa nguvu kiuno nyigu na uso kama alama ya love, sasa huyo mama anakaa sehemu ambayo ina choo kisichokuwa na paa
Siku moja jirani yake akawa anataka kuweka umeme kwenye nyumba yake akawaita mafundi toka tanesco walipofika wakapanda juu ya nguzo kwa ajili ya kuunganisha nyaya, wakaweka vzr wakamaliza, fundi aliposhuka akamwona yule mama anaenda kuoga, ghafla akajifanya kasahau kuseti waya mmoja kule juu akarudi kuurekebisha lengo ni ale chabo
Yule mama akaingia bafuni hajui hili wala lile jamaa akapanda akaanza kumwangalia akivua nguo akatoa kanga jamaa anaangalia tu katoa sidiria jamaa anaangalia tu huku kaning'inia juu sasa wanawake huwa wanapendaga kuoga na chupi mama akaanza kuoga jamaa akaropoka bado hujavua chupii.... [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
Kilichoendelea jamaa alipigwa shoti akaangukia dushee likavunjika mpaka sasa kabakiwa na kibamia tu

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